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On 9/9/2023 at 10:07 AM, secondjag said:

There are a blonde, brunette, and a redhead at a maternity ward.
The redhead says she's having a girl because when she had sex she was on top.
The brunette says she's having a boy because the guy was on top.
The brunette and redhead both notice the blonde starting to cry.
They asked her what was wrong and she said, "I'm having puppies."

 

An abstract noun," the teacher said, "is something you can think of, but you can't touch it. Can you give me an example of one?" "Sure," a teenage boy replied. "Your tits."

 Why is a woman's pussy like a warm toilet seat?
They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you.

There Are four kinds of sex:
    HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every

    room.
   BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the

    bedroom.
    HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other

    in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"
    COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in

    front of many people for every penny you've got.

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.

A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.
He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again.

The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist."

The guy, surprised, says "Yes! How did you figure that out?"

"Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands." One thing led to another and they make love. After they have done, the girl says, "You must be a good dentist."

The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?"

"Didn't feel a thing!" 

 

 

Jag you are so awesome

9 hours ago, secondjag said:

I know exactly what you mean Peter.  The long scroll when I'm trying to post is exhausting.  Just another failure of the small site I guess.

 

 

 

 

Thank you so much Jag!!

10 hours ago, secondjag said:

A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right, and raises at first a formidable outcry in defense of custom. But the tumult soon subsides. Time makes more converts than reason

Thomas Paine

Sound on.  (11 vids)

 

 

 

 

 

Awesome Jag!!  Thank you!

16 hours ago, Dober said:

Some times I wish that the internet had been around in my time. If I was single and in my 30's...if it had you would have seen shit I've dreamed about doing. COCKS!!...Cock Sucking!...Multiple men banging and cumming on and in a sweet adorable Cum Slut who could be any size or color...which of course I want to marry. And of course spend our years  ...Sucking Cock, eating well fucked pussies and well glazed ass. And any wife of mine will have to love She-male Cock too.

Love clean up most of all!!!

9 hours ago, secondjag said:

Some nice wedding rings, something for the boot lovers as well.

 

 

 

Amazing thank.you!

8 hours ago, secondjag said:

you know Peter, I have a strong suspicion they have, at a minimum, exchanged pics, and the brothers prob shared dick pics.  In which case she is closer then you think.

Been a while since I shared here; knock yourself out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Such an amazing collection of superior bbc!  I so hope I get to serve one soon!

7 hours ago, secondjag said:

Frannie went to the doctor, saying she had a problem with her aviaries.
The doctor said, "Frannie, you're being silly. You mean ovaries.
Aviaries are where you find birds."
Frannie shook her head and said she meant aviaries.
Not prepared to argue, the doctor told her to get on the couch for an inspection.
After a quick look, he said, "Well, Frannie, you're right! There's been a cockatoo in there, too."

There was a young lady named Hicks
Who delighted to play with men's pricks,
Which she would embellish
With evident relish,
And make then stand up and do tricks.

 

One day, two deputies in the Sheriff's Office answered an emergency call at a farmhouse. When they walked in, they found the nude bodies of a man and a woman in the bedroom. They had been shot to death. When they went to the living room, they found the body of a man with a gun at his side.

"No doubt about it," one deputy said to the other. "This was a double murder and suicide. This guy came home and found his wife in bed with somebody else and shot them both. Then he shot himself."
"You're right," the other deputy replied. "Double murder and suicide. But I'll bet you when the sheriff gets here he's going to say, 'it could have been worse'."
"No way. How could it be worse? There are three people in the house, and all of them have been shot to death. It couldn't be worse. You're on."
About that time, the old sheriff arrived at the scene. He walked into the bedroom and saw the two nude bodies. He then walked into the living room and saw t! he man on the floor with the gun by his side.

"No doubt about it," the sheriff said, shaking his head. "It was a double murder and suicide. This guy came home and found his wife in bed with somebody else and shot them both. Then he shot himself." After hesitating for a moment, the old sheriff looked his deputies squarely in the eyes. "But, you know," he said, "it could have been worse."
The deputy who had lost the bet jumped up and shouted, "Sheriff, how could it have been worse? There are three people in this farmhouse, and all three of them are dead. It couldn't have been worse??"
"Yes it could," the sheriff retorted. "You see that guy there on the floor? If he had come home yesterday, that would be me in there in that bed!"

Just as a young man was about to get a chest X-Ray, the equipment slipped and his pelvic region was X-Ray'd instead.
"Oh, no!" cried the lab technician." Your reproductive organs just received a dose of radiation!"
"What does that mean?" asked the worried young man.
"It's serious," replied the technician. "All your children may become lawyers!"

A man named José worked in the fields of a rural country cutting down trees. Every afternoon his wife, Maria, used to bring him his lunch.
Well one afternoon José got horny and started fucking the shit out of Maria, as they were doing it a bee flew by and stung her right next to her nipple.
Days went by and the swelling wouldn't go away, so José took her to the doctor.
The doctor took a look at it and said "Well we're going to have to get the puss out in order for her breast to heal, and the best way to do that is to suck it out."
José looked at the doctor and said "Isn't there another way?"
The doctor said "Nope, the old-fashion way is the best way for this."
So of course he believed the doctor and went along with it, so the doctor went off on Maria's tit, I mean he sucked the shit out of it, he had her moaning and everything.
A week later José while taking a piss got stung right on the tip of his dick so he went to the doctor.
The doctor took a look at it and said, "Holy shit, that things huge! I'll be right back, I'm going to go get a shot that will make the puss come right out."
José looked at him and said, "NO, no, no, like you said the old fashion way is the best way. Now start sucking!"

 

 

Omg I am so happy you are back!  I missed the jokes so bad!! Thank you!!!!

8 hours ago, secondjag said:

Yep...he's back

 

 

So glad to see you back Jag!!!  Missed you bigtime!

2 hours ago, Dober said:

Thank you!!!

2 hours ago, Tinydinkle said:

I’m bi, a bi sub bottom to be precise, have been orally since early teens then lucky enough at 17 to meet a mature Dom couple and the husband took my anal cherry, I was their sub for about a year and also they arranged their friends to have me too.
 

In my early twenties I got married and she was cuckolding me from day one, due to my tiny cock (as you can see in the picture) and my premature ejaculation problem. My duties included me serving her and her bulls needs, with whatever they desired me to do. 

Such a cute clitty

2 hours ago, Dober said:

Thanks Dober!!!

1 hour ago, fedemera said:

Awesome

8 hours ago, fedemera said:

 

Wow absolutely love your pics!  Real women, not posed models! Thank you!!

1 hour ago, Gunner3.5 said:

It does add a nice touch too it. Love seeing my wife's rings on a black cock 

Thanks Gunner

..such a nice collection!

1 hour ago, Dober said:

What I call a "Cock Suckers Cock Suckers" God Bless these Honeys with Beer Can thick Cocks shoved down their Gullet. I kiss their cum glazed lips in their honor.

Thank you Dober...very nice.

15 hours ago, Dober said:

Thanks Dober...I loved when my wife cucked me!

11 hours ago, Gunner3.5 said:

 

Very hot Gunner!!  Love the rings!!!

1 hour ago, Shafad said:

Tell me what you’d do to my girlfriend while I sleep beside you two.

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Very beautiful!!!  Thank you!

9 hours ago, Gunner3.5 said:

Enjoy your break Jag, hope to see you soon! And obviously we'll miss you and your posts!

Look forward to your return after your break

9 minutes ago, secondjag said:

So tasty thank you Jag

18 hours ago, secondjag said:

akways top drawer Gunner

 

Some in here for the ladies, wedding rings and naughty brides

 

 

Awesome Jag!! You rock!

On 7/22/2023 at 1:17 AM, JustTrying408 said:

Ever so slowly looking to try the mfm scene here in QLD Australia. Hoping to find someone who can sink a bare cock into her. She is undergoing radiation treatment after a breast cancer treatment. Hoping it still leaves her wanting to explore the extra cock.

Sending positive outcomes thoughts your way

On 7/22/2023 at 12:01 AM, Gunner3.5 said:

Very, very nice!  Thank you Gunner

10 hours ago, secondjag said:

One doctor tells another. "I just have to talk to someone I am so guilt-ridden."
Second doctor says, "Well, you can tell me. I have a lot of doctors confiding in me, maybe I can help."
"Well for years and years now I have been having sex with my patients every chance I got, and I just have to get it off my chest."
"That is not too strange. A lot of doctors I know have sex with their patients; however, I will admit, not many of them are vets."

 

A polar bear and a penguin were walking along the snow dunes one day when the polar bear fell down into chasm. Try as he might, the poor polar bear couldn't get out.

The penguin did everything he could think of, but he couldn't rescue his friend.
Then a thought struck him! He said, "Hold on for a few minutes, I'll be right back!" He then ran off and returned in a few minutes driving his red Ferrari. He backed it up to the edge of the chasm and tied a rope to the end. With his friend holding on to the rope, he was able to pull him out to safety.
After the polar bear thanked the penguin for saving his life, they continued on their walk. Later on that very same day, the penguin fell into a similar chasm. Now, as everyone knows, polar bears can't drive. So it looked bad for the penguin.
Then the polar bear had an idea! He allowed his penis to swing down into the chasm, all the way to the bottom. The penguin gladly used it to climb his way to the top!
The moral of this story is: If you have a big enough penis, you don't need a Ferrari.

A blonde went into a worldwide message center to send a message to her mother overseas.
When the man told her it would cost $300 she exclaimed, "I don't have that kind of money!! But I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland!"
The man arched an eyebrow. "Anything?"
"Yes, anything," the blonde promised.
With that, the man said, "Follow me."
He walked into the next room and ordered, "Come in and close the door."
She did. He then said, "Get on your knees."
She did.
Then he said, "Take down my zipper."
She did. He said, "Go ahead... take it out."
She took it out and grabbed hold of it with both hands.
The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well... go ahead!"
The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, and while holding it close to her lips she said loudly "HELLO, MOM?"

 

 

 

Awesome Jag thanks

1 hour ago, secondjag said:

UNfucking believable!!  Someone posts on one of my strings and I drop over 20 points. FUCK THIS HOUSE.

 

 

 

Omg Jag there is no way you can drop!  Those pics especially of.the rings and bbc are over the top awesome!!!  Thank.you!!!