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    fuck me; 81 pages of vids (5 vids ) Ebony titty fun.mp4 Working it.mp4 Kiss Me, Daddy.mp4 She's had practice.mp4 Paint job.mp4
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    Sue and Sally meet up at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each other since graduation.They begin to talk and bring each other up to date.The conversation covers their husbands, their children, homes, etc, and finally gets around to their sex lives.Sue says, "It's OK. We get it on every week or so but it's no big adventure, how's yours?"Sally replies "It's just great, ever since we got into S&M."Sue is aghast. "Really Sally, I never would have guessed that you would go for that.""Oh, sure," says Sally, "He snores while I masturbate." Back in the Good Old Days, when Dudley Fudpucker was whooping it up in college, he was standing at a bar one evening, when a lady of enticing appearance approached him and suggested that they have a drink. Dudley said, "Well, I'm no John D. Rockefeller, but I'll buy." After developing a slight buzz, she suggested a dance. Dudley smiled and said, "I'm no Fred Astaire, but I'll give it a whirl." Later, she suggested that they go up to her room. "I'm no Cary Grant," replied Dudley, "but I'll follow you up there." They left and went to the lady's apartment. They had another drink, then did what had been on their minds all evening, anyway. Afterward, the lady says, "What about some money?" Dudley shot back, "Well, I'm no gigolo, but I'll take it!"
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    Kak, CuckS, glad u dug it
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    More for the boot lovers
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    A Marine fell asleep on the beach. He woke up several hours later, and suffered a severe sunburn to his legs. He was taken to the closest hospital, which happened to be a U.S. Naval Hospital. His skin had turned a bright red and was very painful and had started to blister. Anything that touched his legs caused agony. The lead on the medical staff at the naval hospital, that night, was a Chief Corpsman, in the emergency room. The Chief checked him out and then prescribed continued intravenous feedings of water, electrolytes, a mild sedative, and Viagra. Rather astounded, the 3rd class corpsman, who was with the Chief inquired, "What good will Viagra do him in that condition?" The Chief replied, "It'll keep the sheet off his legs."
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    wow! never caught it
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    she is hot as hell. stunning woman
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    wow kak, can't remember the last time I've even heard "Atom Ant."
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    Ok Wild Thing, don't tell me this aint a damn Ducatti
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    A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a regular checkup. "Any specific problems you should tell me about?" the doctor asked. "Well, I have noticed lately that if I get even the tiniest cut, it seems to bleed for hours," she replied. "Do you think I might be a hemophiliac?" "Well," the doctor answered, "hemophilia is a genetic disorder and it is more often found in men, but it is possible for a woman to be a hemophiliac. Tell me, how much you lose when you have your period?" After calculating for a moment, the hooker replied, "Oh, about seven or eight hundred dollars, I guess." Alex Thorn comes home from work one afternoon and is stopped by his neighbour, "It may be none of my business, but this afternoon a strange man came to your house and your wife let him in. I peeked through the curtains and saw them making wild, passionate love."Thorn said," Was he short, about 5'8"?" Yes,"the neighbor answers, " I believe he was."" Did he have a droopy eye, and appear drunk?" Thorn asked." Yes," the neighbor agrees." Then that was the mailman, Jim, " Thorn responds. " He'll screw anyone!"
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    all full of vitamin "D"
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    some raven haired creams
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    Have no idea if these will post. As always, don't click if they appear as links. (5 vids) Gooey creampie.mp4 amature white wife fuks blk.wmv am ir Movie-.wmv am ir BJ.wmv selfshot cp 3.mp4
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    plenty of retros
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    this stuff looks so much better in its original size
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    Storming Into the drugstore first thing Monday morning, the young man slammed a carton and a receipt down on the counter. "I came in here on Friday and purchased twelve dozen condoms," he yelled at the druggist." “Yes? " queried the clerk. "Well, I counted them. There's only eleven dozen here." Regarding the man square in the eye, the druggist said contritely, "So sorry, sir, to have ruined your weekend. A woman walks past three men in the office who are all bemoaning the fact they are about to be audited during the coming month. Says the first guy with a groan, "I'm screwed!" "I'm screwed, too!" says the other guy, slapping his forehead. "Guys, I am about to be screwed beyond all recognition by this audit!" exclaims the third guy in anguish. Just then, one of the guys notices a woman who has been standing there listening. She now has a very thoughtful look on her face. "Are you OK?" asks one guy. "Yes," replies the woman, "but I was wondering... How do I go about getting audited?" This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring and passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, "You, foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop." So, the married couple walked in. The Pakistani man said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex like great desert camels." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god that he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Pakistani man replied, "Just try dem on, Saiheeb." Well, the husband after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded to try them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes; something his wife hadn't seen in many years - raw sexual power. In a blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Pakistani man, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants and grabbed a firm hold on the Pakistani's thighs. The Pakistani then began screaming, "YOU HAVE DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!"
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    lmao, I know, right? In the real, a coyote is much faster than that bird. lol, and don't even get me started on jaguars...
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    Including some in here for Wild Thing and the ladies (some cuckolds too) Breaking to two posts. Page 1 of 2
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    always have mixed feeling about including computer generated art. no harm, no foul I guess
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