secondjag

200 pages!  Think 'bout that...

haven't been feeling too well   ( 72 vids)  lots of cream

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Doctor: "I accidentally left my gloves inside your stomach during your operation. We have to operate on you again."
Patient: "Are you kidding me?!?! Tell you what Doc, take this $10 bill and buy a new pair!"

 

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My Wife Thinks I’m God
The first guy said, “My wife, she thinks so much of me that she won’t let me do any work around the house. It’s incredible.” The second guy says, “That’s nothing. My wife thinks I’m God.” “She thinks you’re God? What makes you say that?” “Every night at dinner time, she places a burnt offering before me.”

 

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Thought Of The Day:

Nothing Is Funnier

“Nothing is funnier than unhappiness.”
― Samuel Beckett, Endgame

 

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Lance is an uncommon name nowadays...

But in Medieval Times, people were named Lance-a-lot.

Two men are on opposite sides of the river.

The first man shouts, “How do I get to the other side of the river?”

The other man yells, “Dude, you are on the other side of the river!”

After moving to Tennessee, I was looking for a new veterinarian for my dog.

I found one close by and booked an appointment for him.

Arriving at the office, I saw this sign on the door: "Veterinarian/Taxidermist. Either way, you get your pet back."

 

Well Gunner, Dober - like yourselves I suspect,  I keep waiting for others to comment or contribute.  If they did indeed contribute, they would see how frustrating it is to know folks look without so much as a "like."

Nice to see more folks enjoying the string.  Remember to click on any image for a larger, more detailed pic.

Shu! Be berry, berry quiet.  I'm hunting  wabbits.   (20 vids)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5 hours ago, Gunner3.5 said:

Outstanding!

10 hours ago, Gunner3.5 said:

 Damn Jag your library must be unbelievable.  Great post my friend. 

Gunner

It is Gunner, it is.  And that's after I threw out about 50%.  But I still get sent a lot of stuff from cuckolds or hotwives that I share.  Must say the volume you share is impressive as well..  Daily search or library?

10 hours ago, Gunner3.5 said:

Very nice.

Ok, I'm pissed.  Where did all these little pics come from.  Did they change something here again???  LET ME SAY THIS AGAIN FOR NEWBIES - iF YOU LIKE A PIC, CLICK ON IT AND YOU'LL GET A BETTER LARGER VERSION.

 

What to do, what to do???  Woe is me    ( 25 vids)  I'm thinking sound on

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Badges?  Badges?  We don't need to show you no stinkin badges.   (48 vids)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So, yet again, we take this journey, you and I... (64 vids)

 

 

 

 

Ferrari won both 1 and 3 in F1,  good day!!   (36 vids)  you win too!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A gay guy stops in to visit his friend who has a broken leg. His friend says, "My feet are cold mate. Can you go and get me my slippers from upstairs please."The guy goes upstairs, and there are his mate's gorgeous twin 18 year old sons. The gay guy says "Hi guys, your dad sent me up here to have sex with you."The first son says, "That's not true."He says, "I'll prove it."He yells down the stairs to his friend, "Did you mean both of them?"His mate yells back, "Of course, both of them having one of them is no good without having the other one." 

 

Too many for one post - 2 of 2   ( 30 vids)  sound on

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Too many for one post - 1 of 2   (30  vids)  sound on

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

a few

 

49 minutes ago, Gunner3.5 said:

Sometimes Gunner needs to be shown the difference lol.❤️

DG²😘

 

DG², what an extraordinary and loving post;;.  Thank you baby.