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secondjag commented on SecretPlayWife's gallery image in Members Albums Category
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twofer Tuesday (2 vids) Preparing a panty mess creampie.mp4 Giving Her What She Is Begging For.mp4
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secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks
A little old lady told a friend of mine the other day, when they were standing in line together, that all she had ever wanted in life was four animals. My friend, who has a large dog, and a big heart for trays said, "Oh really, what kind of animals do you want?"The little old lady replied, "A mink on my back, a Jaguar in my garage, a tiger in my bed, and a jackass to pay for all of it!" The counter man in the Ice Cream shop saw a customer leaving the drug store across the way, heading for his shop. The customer entered, set a small Thermos container on the counter and unwrapped a condom. "Here, take this condom. Drop a scoop of ice cream in it." The counter man did so, and handed the condom, with its ice cream content, to the customer. The customer placed the arrangement in the Thermos jug, and capped the jug. "What," asked the ice cream purveyor, "is the reason for that?" "For three months, my wife has been bugging me for a deep freeze. Tonight, I'm going to give it to her." The daycare teacher holds up a picture and asks, "What's this?""A horsey," one child answers."And this?" the teacher asks."A piggy," replies another youngster."And now this one?" asks the teacher, holding up a picture of a male deer with a beautiful rack of antlers.There was no answer, only total silence."Come now, children," she coaxes, "I'll give you a little hint. What does your Mommy call your Daddy when he hugs and kisses her a lot?""I know! I know!!" exclaims one little girl. "It's a horny bastard!" -
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glad u dug it Dirty
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avec plaisir mon ami
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secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks
The Aussie, a Yank, and a Canadian were having a bullshit session on this cruise ship.The Aussie said, "In Australia we have sheep that are so big they take all day to be shorn."The Yank said, "That's nothing, in Texas our cattle are so big the steaks have to be turned with a fork lift."The Canadian said, "That's nothing, we have women with vaginas this big." He then stretched his hands so wide it'd do the biggest fish story justice."How do you screw them then?" asked the Yank."They stretch." Two West Virginians were having the blue plate special at their favorite diner, when they heard this awful choking sound.They turned around to see a lady, a few bar stools down, turning blue from wolfing down a 'possum burger too fast. The first hillbilly said to the other, "Think we autta' help?""I reckon," said the second hillbilly.The first hillbilly got up and walked over to the lady and asked, "Kin yew breathe?" She shook her head no."Kin yew talk?" he asked. She again shook her head no.With that he helped her to her feet, lifted up her skirt, pulled down her panties and licked her on the ass. She was so shocked, she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe, with great relief.The first hillbilly turned back to his friend and said, "That thar Hind Lick Maneuver works every time." Little Johnny and his friends were talking about condoms in school one day. Basically, he knew where they were used and their purpose, but not much more than that.So he decided to go to a local drug store to buy a few in order to learn more about them. As to not waste too much time, he asked the pharmacist if he had any condoms for sale.The pharmacist replied, "Why yes, we have them three for a dollar."Johnny replied, I'll take three then."When the pharmacist tallied the amount the register, the total came to one-dollar and six cents.Johnny said, "Wait a minute, what's the six cents for, I thought you told me they were three for a dollar."The pharmacist replied, "That's the tax we put on them."Little Johnny said, "Oohh, I thought they stayed on by themselves." -
The modern wives and couples of the 21st century - at cuckoldfart
secondjag replied to rita_dwt's topic in Cuckold Captions
Great stuff Rita, thanks for sharing -
loved the one with Robert Mitchum and Make Mine a Shroud
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appreciate that Rita, thanks
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some moms ( 4 vids) Girlfriend’s Mother wants some Young BBC in her mouth.mp4 Blonde mature slut gets down on her knees and sucks.mp4 Horny Faye is riding from orgasm to orgasm.mp4 669310752_Maturesuckingcum.mp4
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secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks
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yeah, for me, the way to go. if i'm sending 'em home, i'm sending 'em full , panties to keep it in; that way hub gets an additional "panty treat"
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secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks
🤣😂🤣 Dude, you're from Tex. You had a quarterback who was a "Romosexual" lmao but I think he was from IL -
sweet. i hope he sent her home full of cum