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  1. she's pretty hot
  2. secondjag

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    A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvic examination.She puts on the paper gown and awaits him to come into the exam room.Doctor instructs her to get up onto the table and place her feet in the stirrups.As he is examining her she hears him saying "mmmm... mmmhmmm".He completes the examination, instructs her to dress and then meet him in his office when she is done.In his office she asks him if there was anything unusual that he observed during the exam because she could not help but hear his non-verbal comments."Oh, that" he says." I was just admiring you. You have the cleanest vaginal area that I have ever seen in all my years of practice."The young woman proudly smiled and replied, "Why thank you! I have a woman come in twice a week and clean it!" A young couple is on their honeymoon. After start having great sex, he says, "Now you won't see me for a while." "We're on our honeymoon!" she exclaims. "Where the heck do YOU think you're going?" "Nowhere, sweetheart," he says. "Turn over." A man with a long history of migraine headaches goes to the doctor. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL no improvement."Listen," says the Doc, "I have migraines too, and the advice I'm going to give you isn't really anything I learned in medical school, but it's advice that I've learned from my own experience. When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a while. Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can stand, especially around the forehead. This helps a little. Then I get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom, and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have sex with her. Almost always, the headache is immediately gone. Now, give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks."Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin."Doc! I took your advice and it works! It REALLY WORKS! I've had migraines for 17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!""Well," says the physician, "I'm glad I could help.""By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "you have a REALLY nice house."
  3. you'd be surprised how often i post exactly that. rarely does anyone comment on it
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  5. aww, what the hell, here's more (3 vids) 1133379607_SedeliciandonoboqueteHb.mp4 Daily diet.mp4 Message of love.mp4
  6. mixed in a little fun (7 vids) 486557455_MagicTheft.mp4 930280504_1mypussysyours...itsyourpussytocumin.wmv come home full.mp4 black guy and his owned white couple.mp4 1853368070_cuckoldcpeater.mp4 1883230818_cuckoldcumeatcompilation.mp4 cuckold family.mp4
  7. secondjag

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    A young girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party by herself. Since she was very good looking, she was a bit nervous about what to do if boys hit on her.Her mom said, "It's very easy! Whenever a boy starts hitting on you, you ask him, 'What will be the name of our baby?' That'll scare them off."So off she went. After a little while at the party, boy started dancing with her, and little by little he started kissing her and touching her.She asked him,"What will our baby be called?"The boy found some excuse and disappeared.Some time later, the same thing happened again: a boy started to kiss her neck, her shoulders...She stopped him and asked about the baby's name, and he ran off.Later on, another boy invited her for a walk.After a few minutes, he started kissing her, and she asked him, "What will our baby be called?"He continued, now slowly taking her clothes off."What will our baby be called?" she asked once more.He began to have sex with her."What will our baby be called?!" she asked again.After he was done, he took off his "full" condom, gave it a knot, and said, "If he gets out of this one, David Copperfield!"
  8. good stuff Peter, thanks for sharing
  9. secondjag

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    Sorry, just no idea where I want to put this stuff. Too tired to figure it out
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  11. secondjag

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    A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing. "Doctor, the hormones you've been giving me have really helped, but I'm afraid that you're giving me too much. I've started growing hair in places that I've never grown hair before." The doctor reassured her. "A little hair growth is a perfectly normal side effect of testosterone. Just where has this hair appeared?" "On my balls."
  12. got no idea where to put this stuff
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  15. let's have some fun (4 vids) put up "Loving every inch" for my girl . Wild Thing; we think we love you. But we wanna know for sure...C'mon, hold us tight Masked schoolgirl deepthroat.mp4 Real housewife at gloryhole.mp4 1536994710_Lovingeveryinch.mp4 loose panty 3 creamed panty.mp4
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