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  1. secondjag

    Umm

    Charles was taking his out-of-town buddy, Clyde, on a walking tour of the city. Clyde saw a good-looking girl and asked Charles if he knew her. "Yes, that's Jacqueline -- one hundred and twenty dollars." A little further along, Clyde spotted an even more stunning girl and asked if Charles happened to know her also. "Yes, that Rosalynn -- one hundred and eighty dollars." After the process was repeated twice more, Clyde remarked, "Good Heavens! Aren't there any respectable women in this city?" "Of course!" replied Charles, highly offended. "But you couldn't afford them either."
  2. Admin, what's up with this???
  3. aww, what the hell Pulsating Cream Pie.wmv
  4. giving another go (3 vids) HJ - CUM.m4v 1984380701_PornBloopers.avi Young Bull Pleasures Thick Mature Wife.mp4
  5. I don't think so as it still lets some of the same extension play. Asked admin but never got response
  6. for the life of me I can't figure this out. tried with two different extensions that I have used all the time
  7. This site needs more guys like you. I hope the wannas reach out to you and that you can share here. Pity about your wife but such is life
  8. Outstanding Antonio. Thanks for sharing. Ok, all Dober now
  9. SOUND ON (2 vids) x Ouch.mp4 204843524_PornBloopers.avi
  10. Very kool Peter. I'm pretty sure this is more than just interesting to cuck wannabees here.
  11. secondjag

    Umm

    An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked, "Going to a costume party?" "Yeah," the man answered, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life." "But you look like Abe Lincoln," protested the bartender. "That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago." Gina: Let’s do a 68. Allen: What’s a 68? Gina: You do it to me, and I’ll owe you one. A redneck took his 14-yr old to the Gynecologist. They waited in the Doctor's office when finally, the Doctor came in and asked the father: "Well, what are we here for today"? The father answered: "to get my on birth control, Doc". "Well, is your sexually active?", asked the Doctor. "Nawww", answered the redneck, "she just lays there like her mother".
  12. secondjag

    Umm

    A timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference for an organization........Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange, but I ignored it. However, when the busboy brought out water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket, then looked around the room and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?" "Well," he explained, "the restaurant's owners hired Anderson Consulting, experts in efficiency, in order to revamp all our processes. After several months of statistical analysis, they concluded that customers drop their spoons 73.84 percent more often than any other utensil. This represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel is prepared to deal with that contingency, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift."As luck would have it I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare spoon. "I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now." I was rather impressed.The waiter served our main course and I continued to look around. I then noticed that there was a very thin string hanging out of the waiter's fly. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. My curiosity got the better of me and before he walked off, I asked the waiter, "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?""Oh, certainly!" he answered, lowering his voice. "Not everyone is as observant as you. That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the restroom." "How so?" "See," he continued, "by tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can pull it out over the urinal without touching it and that way eliminate the need to wash the hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39 percent.""Okay, that makes sense, but . . . if the string helps you get it out, how do you put it back in?""Well," he whispered, lowering his voice even further, "I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon."
  13. interesting Peter, how did it start? she initiated or you?
  14. One of Marie Luv in the mix; love that woman
  15. hot as fuck
  16. thanks for sharing Rita
  17. Gotta love it (7 vids) 1815293579_FaceFuck02028.mp4 Fully loaded Creampie.mp4 19.mp4 so good.avi Lucky bastard creampie.mp4 Little Jenny.mp4 1106861819_Gonnabreakmypussy.mp4
  18. glad u dug it Glor. not quite the stuff i thought i was going to post here but just as well
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