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  1. secondjag
    you need to show your lunch card (14 vids) you def want sound on for "Hubby eats bbc cum from swinging wife Creampie" 3 in there just for my girl Wild Thing For Wild Thing 1.mp4 For Wild Thing 2.mp4 For Wild Thing 3.mp4 Careful.mp4 oswld0_OG4yyD0_480p.mp4 682489257_HubbyeatsbbccumfromswingingwifeCreampie.mp4 bjpov2-11.mp4 grann0prep .mp4 NOcu(sl).mp4 diamond-kitty-and-ada-sanchez-receiving-one-facial_360p.mp4 Walking the dogs.mp4 412457285_GrannyandBBC-Creampie.mp4 KingKold00.mp4 blackedparadis1_yxmunYi_272p.mp4
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to him while he gets his hair cut, and she eats a snack cake. The barber says, “Sweetheart, you’re gonna get hair on your twinkie.” The little girl smiles and says, “Yes, I know. And I’m going to get boobs, too.”
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    I was shopping the other day and found myself face to face with this drop dead gorgeous blonde. Talk about built.I couldn't help but just stare, leer, and lust might be better words, at her, so much so that my mouth damn near dropped open and I was almost drooling.The blonde caught me staring, and rightly suspected I wasn't just admiring her outfit. She said, "Are you often troubled by indecent thoughts?"Smiling, I replied, "No, ma'am. Actually, to be honest, I rather enjoy them." One day, a raggedy looking woman carrying a large paper bag walks into the bank and asks to see the bank manager. The receptionist is hesitant, but when she sees the large amount of cash in the bag, she escorts the lady into the manager's office. The raggedy old lady says she'd like to open an account. Naturally, the bank manager is extremely curious as to where this woman got all this money, so he asks her. She replies, "I make bets." He says, “what sort of bets?” She replies, “for example, I'll bet you $10,000 that your balls are square.” He laughs and says to her, “That's ridiculous! I'll take that bet!” She agrees and tells him that because it's a large amount of money, she'd like to bring her lawyer in the next day at 10 am and they can settle the bet. Bank manager agrees. All night long, he's wondering how in the world this woman could possibly win this bet. Next morning, she arrives with her lawyer and tells the bank manager to drop his pants so they can settle the bet. He does. She says, “I have to feel them to make sure!” He reluctantly agrees. Just then, her lawyer starts banging his head against the wall. “What's wrong with your lawyer?” the manager asks. “Oh, nothing,” she answers. “It's just that I bet him $50,000 that I'd have the bank manager's balls in my hand at 10 o'clock this morning.” The newlyweds were suffering from sexual exhaustion, and after an examination, their doctor advised, "It's not unusual for young people to ‘overdo’ things during the first weeks of marriage. What you both need is rest. For the next month I want you to limit your sex life to those days of the week with an ‘R’ in them. That is, Thursday, Friday and Saturday."Since the end of the week was approaching the newlyweds had no immediate difficulty following the medico's orders. But on the first night of scheduled rest the young bride found herself eager as a beaver.Hubby fell asleep, but she tossed and turned and finally nudged her spouse into partial wakefulness.Expecting daylight, and confused with the darkness, he asked, "What day is it honey?"She looks at him with a gleam in her eyes and says, "Mondray."
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    Fred C. Dobbs ain't a guy likes bein' taken advantage of - do the mug in, I say! ( 8 vids, 1 gif) sorry, don't usually include gifs here but it was leftover she did it.mp4 934351384_Paintitnice.mp4 405392338_cucksucktimeline.mp4 1034342542_teencream.mp4 814561238_Hotwifesinterracialsexcreampie.mp4 WhatsApp Video 2020-10-31.mp4 503079112_lpcp76Cpmc.wmv creampie time.mp4
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    some nice wedding rings
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A young guy was complaining to his boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn girlfriend."She gets me so angry sometimes I could hit her, the young man exclaimed."Well, I'll tell you what I used to do with my wife" replied the boss. "Whenever she got out of hand, I'd take her pants down and spank her."Shaking his head the young guy replied, "That doesn't work. Once I get her pants down, I'm not mad anymore." Stanley is looking for a new desk for his office, He spots one that looks perfect in an antique shop window. He goes inside and asks the shopkeeper how much it is. "That desk is going for $5,000," says the shopkeeper. "$5,000 for an old desk? That’s outrageous!" exclaims Stanley. "Ah," says the shopkeeper, "but this is a magic desk." He turns to the desk and asks, "Desk, how much money do I have in my pocket?" The desk taps one of its legs on the floor four times. The shopkeeper turns out his pocket and, sure enough, there are four dollars in coins there. "Wow, that’s pretty cool," says Stan. "Alright, desk, how much money does my wife have in her bank account?" At this, the desk goes wild, manically banging all four of its legs up and down repeatedly for over five minutes non-stop. "Darn, where did she get all THAT from?" wonders Stanley. The desk's legs slide apart and its drawers drop down. Little Johnny was all out of sorts one morning.When his father asked him what the problem was, the kid said, "I'm mad at mommy, ‘cause she eats birds."His father said he didn't know what Little Johnny was talking about.Little Johnny replied, "I was up late last night and heard noises coming from your bedroom.When I listened at your door, I heard mom say, 'should I swallow it or let it fly'!" Garge, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist in Newfoundland. His fame grew and soon people from all over the country were coming to him in Gander for paintings.One day, a beautiful young woman pulled up to his house in a stretch limo. She asked Garge if he would paint her in the nude. This was the first time anyone had made this request. The beautiful lady said money was no object; she was willing to pay $50,000.Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Garge asked the lady to wait while he went in the house and conferred with Lena, his missus.In a few minutes he returned and said to the lady, "Would be me pleasure ma'am. Missus says it's okay. I'll paint ya in da nude, but I has ta leave me socks on so I has a place to wipe me brushes." Little Albert was taking a bath one day, when his mother came in to use the bathroom. Curiously, he viewed his mother's anatomy while she was sitting down. "Mommy,", Albert asked, "what's that between your legs?" His mother replied, "Why that's where your dad hit me with an axe." "Came awfully fuckin' close to your cunt, didn't he?" he replied.
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    Jump back (8 vids) Panty cleaner.mp4 panty play.mp4 proper position.mp4 1116963760_MckenzieSweetebonycp.mp4 Put your face in it.mp4 Nina.creampie.mp4 Black Balls.mp4 Find the hearts.mp4
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    you know god damn well I do litte vixen. gawd I love you 😈
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    don't forget, if you like a pic just click on it for bigger more detail in most cases
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    JUST A NOTE - DON'T KNOW IF ANYONE HAS SEEN WILD THING'S NEW ICON. IF IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU ROCK HARD; YOU'RE PROBABLY DEAD!!!!!!!!!! WILD THING, YOU MAKE MY HEART SING
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    Keep the damn sound on if you like moaning wives ( 5 vids) Reminder, as always, if it shows up as a link, don't click on it. Have asked Admin for months to address this with no response. Just sad really. Seems to happen mostly on wav files in spite of the fact site lists wav as acceptable 1187169083_HubbysHunchWasRight.mp4 1987094429_Hubbyeatinghisdinner(cuckoldcleanup).mp4 Snack.mp4 Aftermath.wmv L snack.mp4
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    You have just got to make this happen Peter
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    There was a couple who were big over-spenders. They always dreamed to spend holidays in Hawaii, but never able to save any money to do so.One day they came with an idea -- each time they have sex, they will put $20 bill into piggy bank.They bought the piggy, and followed that procedure for about a year.After that time, they decided that there is enough money for their dream vacation and broke the piggy bank. The husband looked at their savings and said, "Isn't it strange. Each time we had sex, I put $20 into piggy. But here we have many $50 and a few $100 bills."The wife replied, "Do you think that everybody is as cheap as you are?" Mary and her husband were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy morning. He suddenly said, 'Mary, if I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.''Now why would you want me to do something like that?' Mary asked.'I figure that you would eventually remarry, and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff....''What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?" A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked right in. She was shocked to see her -in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing; the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the -in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the -in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!" "My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me." The mother-in-law left. Her mind ruminated over this for quite some time. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress" she whispered, sensually. "Needs ironing," he said
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    def click for a better image
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    don't go crazy now
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    here we go
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    awesome, thanks for sharing Peter
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    A 75-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 27-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon. When they get back, his friend says to him, "So, tell me, how was it?" "Oh, it was beautiful," says the man."The sun, the surf, we made love almost every night, we--"His friend interrupts him. "A man your age! How did you make love almost every night?""Oh," says the man, "we almost made love Monday, we almost made love Tuesday..." A man is urinating one day when the end of his penis drops off.He thinks, "This is probably not a good thing," so he picks up the knobby end and sticks it in his pocket, then races off to the doctor.He waits in the surgery for a bit, then he's called in.The doctor greets him and asks, "What's the problem?""Well, doctor, I was urinating and my knob fell off. Here it is." And he reaches into his pocket and hands the piece to the doctor.The doctor looks, frowns, then replies, "What are you talking about? This is a marshmallow!""Well, that can't be right! I ate my last marshmallow on the way in here!"
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    glad u dug it Gloria
  25. secondjag
    well now (5 vids) Lie Detector.mp4 Fit it in.mp4 IR - BJ.mp4 1873458489_bj-VID.mp4 460826819_BBW-HisWifeTakesHerFirstBBC.mp4
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