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  1. Too much, time on my hands (12 vids) sound on 1577919632_JillLovesBBC.mp4 Hot ebony babe.mp4 2121925619_AProperStretch.mp4 The Bride And The Bridesmaid.mp4 granny .mp4 Multi tasking.mp4 Mature facefull.mp4 Party wife and cuckold.mp4 1511482865_BigAssMilfMomCaughtMasturbatingPubliclyInCarGettingFingeredByBlackGuy.mp4 Getting Fucked.mp4 IR -Gloryhole slut.mp4 best2-25.mp4
  2. secondjag

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    One of two gays who were living together fell in love with the handsome young doctor across the street."I'd just love to meet him," said one gay to his roommate, "if you have no objections. But I don't know how to go about it.""I don't mind, sweets. Have your fling. Just pose as one of his patients."So the first one went to the doctor's office the next day and said his name was Smith."What's your problem, Mr. Smith?" the doctor asked."Oh, Doctor, I have such a terrible pain in my rectum.""Let's have a look," said the doctor. "Take off your trousers."The doctor parted his cheeks and looked up inside with a flashlight."Holy smoke!" the doctor exclaimed. "No wonder you have pains. Do you realize that you have one dozen roses up in there?""Never mind the roses," the patient said. "Just read the card!" An attractive lady is waiting in the emergency room.A doctor walks in to her room and asks her "What is the problem ma'am?"The lady replies," Doctor, I have been having trouble with my asshole, it hurts really bad."The doctor tells the woman, "Why don't you lay on your stomach so I can take a look at it, OK?"So, the woman turns over and the doctor begins to examine her rear end.After a while, the doctor asks the young lady, "Ma'am, have you had anal sex lately?"The lady replies, "No, why?"The doctor then says, "Would you like to?"
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    Damn Peter, I'm almost thinking you should write a book on the subject. Maybe include interviews with others.
  4. weekend get away ( 5 vids) def sound on for "Jill loves BBC" cock clut.mp4 Adorable and Very Sey.webm 1567181584_SuckandButtSexwithBrittany.mov 1216382061_SexySlutinLingerieTreatedtoaThreesome.mp4 2147212407_JillLovesBBC.mp4
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    Love it Peter. A girl says to her boyfriend, "I read a study that said 90 percent of all men masturbate in the shower and the other 10 percent sing.""Really?" said the boyfriend."Yes," said the girlfriend, "and do you know what song they sing?""No," replied the boyfriend."I didn't think so," she said. Two friends were discussing the public trend towards more traditional family values, sex, marriage, etc. Ralph said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married, did you?" "I'm not sure" said the friend, "What was her maiden name?" A guy races into the men's toilet, burns up to the urinal, whips out his twelve inch dick and says with a sigh of relief, "Phew, just made it." The guy next to him looks over and says, "No Shit! Can you make me one, too?" Having often times spent lavishly to take a woman to dinner and out for an evening's entertainment, only to be rebuffed in his advances, Pete decided to cut out the frustration and spend his money on a sure thing.Henceforth, he would employ the services of professionals -- yes, I do mean hookers -- and insure that, even though romance would be absent, the desired sexual outcome would be guaranteed.Pete never goes out on dates anymore. He depends totally on the services of pros for his satisfaction.What do you call such a man?A buysexual. A girl says to her date, "You're in for a real treat. I've been told that I have a body like New Jersey."So, her date grabs her waist and asks, "What's this?"She replies "Middlesex."He grabs her butt and asks "what's this?"She replies, "Freehold."Then he grabs her breast and asks "what's this?"She replies, "Point Pleasant."Finally, he reaches between her thighs and says, "I guess this is Cherry Hill?""No", she replies, "That's Eatontown."The guy gets so excited that he pulls down his pants and says, "Welcome to Wildwood!" An old guy comes home unexpectedly in the middle of the day, and finds his young blonde wife standing in the middle of their deluxe apartment wearing a red G-string and 7-inch steel heels. The whole apartment is flooded."What happened here?" he asks."I think the waterbed busted," says the trembling wife.Just then a naked guy floats by."Who's that?" demands the husband."I dunno. Must be a lifeguard."
  6. gotta be a point, right? (5 vids) lmfao, wonder how many points i'll drop after this post???????? white wife slut hotel bbc.mp4 2079455972_BBCandthefaceofpleasure..mp4 Wife Cums.mp4 IR - 99-htohooldkup 2.mp4 Hit That Spot, Daddy.mp4
  7. just going through the motions. remember, just click on any image for more detail.
  8. Peter, I've gotta say you are one of those guys that keep this site interesting and that's saying a lot these days. I'm getting a bit weary of the bullshit. enjoy
  9. yes, that you not only expect them to be, but you dig it site is fucking with me again folks. got me good and aggravated.
  10. Yeah Sean, forgot to mention this group was loaded with great "wedding ring shots." glad u dug 'em
  11. That's a Smith and Wesson, and you've had your 6 (7 vids) sound on Q Le Cul.mp4 Q Le beau cul.mp4 1344977353_GiveMeThatDick.mp4 458379823_Shereallylovesit.mp4 Confession.mp4 420353138_IRGB.mp4 1767468072_3BBCforhubtoclean.mp4
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    A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he has a bright orange penis. The doctor takes a look and sure enough, the man's penis is bright orange.The doctor asks the man about his daily habits to see if he could get a clue about the cause of the malady.The man says, "My day is pretty normal. I get up in the morning and go to work. My work is at a desk in an office so I don't come into contact with any strange chemicals. I come home after work, make myself dinner, watch a little TV then get ready for bed."The doctor asks, "Do you do anything before bed?"The man says, "Nothing unusual, I just eat Cheetos and surf the web." An old man was once on the subway, and he sat down next to a younger man. He noticed that the young man had a strange kind of shirt collar. Having never seen a priest before, he asked, "Excuse me sir, but why do you have your shirt collar on backwards?" The priest became a bit flustered but politely answered, "I wear this collar because I am a Father." The older gent thought a second and responded, "Sir, I am also a father but I wear my collar front-ways. Why do you wear your collar so differently?" The priest thought for a minute and said, "Sir, I am the Father for many." The older fellow quickly answered, "I too am the father of many. I have five sons, six daughters and too many grandchildren to count... But I wear my collar like everyone else does. Why do you wear it your way?" The priest who was beginning to get exasperated thought and then blurted out, "Sir, I am the Father for hundreds and hundreds of people." Now the kindly old gentleman was stunned and sat silently for a long time. As he got up to leave the subway train, he leaned over to the priest and said, "Well, sonny, perhaps, it's your pants you should wear backwards."
  13. just a complete guess but one of those brothers must have shared dick with her by now. she is probably embarrassed to tell you or just not sure how to. you share the above pic the way i told you and watch the change in her. my guess is it will be profound. Ok, breakfast eaters, a few more
  14. i think you guys need to "prime the pump." show them lots of pics of just black dick. trust me, that is all they will think about for the next few days. if you don't know how to introduce it just say, "i came across this pic on the internet and couldn't believe it was real. what do you think?"
  15. really think you should share this pic with her Peter. promise you she will think of nothing else for several days. if you like a pic, don't forget to just click on it for much larger, better detail
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    The little sexy housewife [who was skimpily clad] was built so well that the TV repairman couldn't concentrate on his work. Whenever she came inside the room, he'd jerk his neck right out of joint to look at her.When he'd finished, she paid him and said, "I'm going to make a . . .well . . . unusual request. But you have to first promise me you'll keep it a secret."The repairman quickly agreed and she went on. "Well, it's kind of embarrassing to talk about, my husband is a kind, decent man and he has a certain physical weakness, a certain disability, and now, I'm a woman and you're a man . . . "The repairman could hardly speak when he said, "Yes; yes!""And I've been wanting to do it ever since you came in the door...""Yes; yes!"She continued, "Would you help me move the refrigerator?"
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