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  1. secondjag
    Damn Mrs. G. Sooooooo on topic and straight to the point. Freaking great post, thank you.
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    A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his house he found that his bride had disappeared. He got very worried and gathered up all his friends to search for his wife with no success. Two days after his wife had disappeared, the man returned home to find her in the kitchen. He asked her what she has been up to and why she has not been home for so long. She replied, "These four men kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for a week." The husband answered, "But it's only been two days. What do you mean a week?" "I am only here to get something to eat." Steph was telling her boyfriend, Jeff "According to archaeologists, for millions of years the Neanderthal man was not fully erect." And Jeff's reply was, that's pretty easy to understand considering how ugly the Neanderthal women were! Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance? A. Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving. Little Johnny kept asking his mother about his father. Where was he? Little Johnny's mother finally told him, "Your father was hanged 8 years ago for killing some people." The next day at school the teacher asked what their father was noted for. The children responded, "He is a doctor, a preacher, a teacher, etc." When it came to little Johnny, the teacher hesitated but finally asked him what was his father noted for. Little Johnny, thought and then finally stood up and said, "My father was well hung!" One evening, Prince Charming walked into a tavern appearing downtrodden. Immediately, the bartender turned to Prince Charming and asked him why he's so glum. "You wouldn't believe it," the Prince replied. "I was walking through the Enchanted Forest when suddenly I approached Snow White, fast asleep on a bed of stone. The dwarf next to her told me that she had eaten a poisonous apple and could only be revived through a kiss from my very lips. I gave her a peck on the cheek. Nothing. So, I give Snow White a real deep kiss while massaging her hair with my fingers. Nothing. Soon enough, I'm making passionate love to her right there in the woods, when suddenly she screams out, 'Ah yes'!" "That's great!" the bartender excitedly replied to Prince Charming. "Then she is alive!" Shrugging his shoulders Prince Charming replied, "Nah. She faked it."
  3. secondjag
    have said all i'm going to on the subject. getting pretty aggravated. do whatever you want. stay, don't stay.
  4. secondjag
    Not what I want at all. I did ask nicely several times. Very sorry if you were offended. Perhaps it would have been better done through PM.
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    More vids?? Really? perhaps time to start your own string...
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    During the wedding reception in the family's southern mansion, the bride's Granddaddy slipped her five $100 bills and told her that it was for her and to keep it for "mad money, so she stuffed them in her gloves By family tradition, the couple spent their first night together in their historic plantation house. Later that night, after all the guests had left, the bride's Grandmother saw her sneaking down the stairs, and asked where she was going. "I left my gloves in the library, Grand-MaMa, and it's important that I have them." "Oh you youngsters!" the Grandmother sighed. "You march yourself right back upstairs and grab hold of that damned thing with your bare hands, just like I did your Grandfather's." The spouse of a pretty young thing Came home from the wars in the spring. He was lame but he came With his dame like a flame -- A discharge is a wonderful thing. The once was a girl named Kate, Whose pussy smelled like bait! Whenever Jeff pounds her The room reeks of flounder. Her twat, she should refrigerate. A middle-class gentleman decided one week before Halloween to have a party on Halloween night. The theme of the party was that you must have a costume that represents an emotion. The word spread quickly, and since anybody was welcome, it was sure to be a big party. On the night of the party, the house was filled with people, a brown costume for the shitty mood, a multicolored costume for premenstrual syndrome, and many others both interesting as well as funny. The man continuously received knocks on the door, and always let the person in, regardless of their taste in costume. Once again, a knock rapped on his door, and he opened it. A beautiful woman stepped in, wearing a red dress with ruffled sleeves. "You look beautiful tonight Miss, what is your emotion?" the man asked. "I'm red with anger.," said the woman. The man smiled and let her in to join the others in the party. Five minutes later another knock on the door came, and he opened it, to have another beautiful woman in a green dress step in. "What are you supposed tTo be, my pretty?" the man asked. "I'm green,...green with envy.," said the woman. "Quite clever!" said the man. He stepped aside to allow her to enter. Two minutes later, another tapping on the door came. He opened it, and in front of him stood a 6'6", naked, smelly, hairy man. On the end of his erected penis stood a pear. "I hears you got yourself a party," said the stranger. "That is correct, " said the man, trying to keep his cool. "What are you supposed to be?" "The naked stranger looked down on the man and, in a booming voice, replied, "I'm fucking despair!"
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    Sooo on topic. Woke me up and I had to put it away hard. Thanks Mrs. G. Great selection.
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    Sooo on topic. Woke me up and I had to put it away hard. Thanks Mrs. G. Great selection.
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    Sooo on topic. Woke me up and I had to put it away hard. Thanks Mrs. G. Great selection.
  12. secondjag
    Straight to the heart of it Dober.
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    "I'll admit," said a lady named Barr, "That a penis is like a cigar. But, in general, to people A phallic church steeple Is stretching the subject too far." A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves... "Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?" She said, "No?" "Well," he spoofed, "down in Mexico they have this big building set up with a large tank of latex, and the workers are all picked according to hand size. Each individual walks up to the tank, dips their hands in, and then walk around for a bit while the latex sets up and dries right onto their hands! Then they peel off the gloves and throw them into the big 'Finished Goods Crate' and start the process all over again." And she didn't laugh a bit!!! Five minutes later, during the procedure, he had to stop cleaning her teeth because she burst out laughing. The old woman blushed and exclaimed, "I just suddenly thought about how they must make condoms!" One fine sunny morning, the priest took a walk in the local forest. He had been walking by the small stream when he noticed a sad, sad looking frog sitting on a toadstool. "What's wrong with you?" said the priest. "Well," said the frog, "the reason I am so sad on this fine day is because I wasn't always a frog." "Really!" said the priest. "Can you explain!" "Once upon a time I was an 11 year old Choir boy at the local church. I too was walking through this forest when I was confronted by the wicked witch of the forest. 'Let me pass!' I yelled, but to no avail. She called me a cheeky little boy and with a flash of her wand, turned me into this frog you see before you." "That's an incredible story" said the priest. "Is there no way of reversing this spell that the witch has cast upon you?" "Yes" said the frog, "It is said, that if a nice kind person would pick me up, take me home, give me food and warmth and with a good nights sleep, I would wake up a boy once again." "Today's your lucky day!" said the priest, and picked up the frog and took him home. The priest gave the frog lots of food, placed him by the fire and at bedtime put the frog on the pillow beside him. When the priest awoke, he saw the 11 year old Choir boy beside him in bed. "And that, Your Honor, is the case for the Defense....."
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    Yeah, please, vids on the vid page. FUCKING AMAZING POSTS GUYS - THANKS
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    Second that. No pun intended.
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    couldn't get the first to play. all nicely loaded. when's the last time you had a white dick Mrs. G? lol, not complaining, mind you. sweet post; many thanks
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    Alright, let's have some weekend fun. SOUND ON! (21 vids) 1 my pussy's yours... it's your pussy to cum in.wmv 1 do the wife25.mp4 1 do the wife20.mp4 1 do the wife15.mp4 1 do the wife14.mp4 1 do the wife11.mp4 1 cum on pussy.mp4 1 cuckold17.mp4 1 cuckold5 (1).mp4 1 cuckold.mp4 A little party creampie.mp4 Amateur Cuckold Couple Interracial Creampie Cleanup.mp4 amazing cuck vid.mp4 baby i brought you something.mp4 Ab 335.mp4 Caught13 (1).mp4 blonde_gets_strong_IR_Doggy_fuck_bbc28.mp4 ebony_bj_gloryhole15.mp4 IR - BJ - REV - Ebony maid sucks and swallow - 1.8 MIN (1).mp4 E6451126F222DB2C1D45935419EFB481_video_dashinit_1709259580802.mp4 BBC GB.mp4
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    She was amazing. Had her head screwed on so right...
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    funny, that is almost identical to what Wild Thing used to say. lol, she substituted "Queen" for "Princess."
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    Doug and Bill were discussing the new secretary at their office. Doug to Bill: "Man, I dated her last Tuesday and we had wonderful sex. She's a lot better in bed than my wife!" Two days later. Bill to Doug: "Well, I dated her too and we had sex as well, but she sure isn't a lot better than your wife." Saint Peter was sitting behind a desk on front of the gates of heaven, getting ready to start his day. "May the first person come," he said. "Hello, Saint Peter," said the first person. "State your name and tell me how you spent your life," he said. "Oh Saint Peter, I am a nun, who spent her life helping those in need, and serving the Lord." "Here is a golden key, it will open the Gates of Heaven." And off the nun went. "Next," said Saint Peter. "How did you spend your life?" "I spent my life like a normal human being," another woman said. "I told some lies, white lies here and there. But nothing serious." "Here I give you a Silver Key. It is for the Purgatory. You may go now," he said. "Next. Tell me, how did you lived your life?" "Oh Saint Peter, my life was spent on parties, with a different man every day. I loved a good dance, drinking, and having wild sex with a different man every night. You might call me a creature of the night," said a beautiful girl. "Here is a key made of Copper," he said. "Is that the key to Hell?!" "No, this is the key, for my apartment."
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    Mrs. G, thanks for the thoughtful response. I've asked Wild Thing that same question and gotten a similar response. Reclaim seems to be a big part of it as does how well her hub treats her.
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    So, Mrs. G, what is it about having her creampie eaten that drives women crazy??? (26 vids) school daz.mp4 BJ - VID-20231101-WA0504.mp4 LUSAFUMU_II (22).mp4 1 glory hole15 (1).mp4 IR - BJ - REV - 1 ebony10.mp4 neighbors.mp4 cam girl 2.mp4 VID-20240228-WA0001.mp4 IR - BJ - REV - Finders Keepers - No Quarter - 4.5 MIN.mp4 IR - BJ - Sexy Brunette Sucks BBC to Completion - MIN.mp4 MAT - several fucks by a mature and her latina maid enjoy the cock inside her hairy pussy they want to fuck in the ass they ask for more cock intense cumshots_HD - 7.6 MIN.mp4 IR - BJ - old granny suck bbc - 5.4 MIN.mp4 IR - Premature woman orgasm riding BBC - MIN.mp4 SHRD - Try the strange place of an ardent British MILF shared and fucked by a more promising seed - 5.3 MIN.mp4 IR - SHRD - young wife thanks husband for 1st bbc_HD - 2.3 MIN.mp4 1 ebony3.mp4 SHRD -_cuckold filming his asian wife getting a big cock in her too tight pussy and mouth_HD - 2.1 MIN.mp4 SELF - _public beach pussy play_HD - 2.9 MIN.mp4 VID-20231102-WA0210.mp4 MAT - Selfie Orgasm - 3 MIN.mp4 IR - BJ - REV - Ebony maid sucks and swallow - 1.8 MIN.mp4 IR - Wife BJ BBC - 1.2 MIN.mp4 VID-20231101-WA0518.mp4 VID-20240225-WA0341.mp4 Husband fucks wife after bbc - 2.1 MIN (1).mp4 in2.mp4
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    Margaret decided she wanted to become a nurse. Her first day at the hospital she was given several patients to bathe and change their beds. Her instructor arrived in the room just in time to hear the male patient give a howl of pain. The teacher took Margaret to one side and advised, "When we make the beds, we gently turn the patient to one side and push the sheets up against his back. We then roll him over on the other side and pull the sheets firm." "Yes, ma'am," Margaret replied. The instructor continued, "We do NOT pick him up by his penis and shove the sheets under his whole body." George: My sex life is like my Maserati sprots car. Fred: But, George, you don’t have a Maserati. George: My point, exactly! What's the definition of skyjacking? A hand job at 32,000 feet. This guy's in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, "Ballroom please." A lady standing in front of him turns around and says, "I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was crowding you." he was an old woman from Kent Who went to a football event. She sat near the goal And opened her hole. One guess as to where the football went? The tool of a fellow called Randall Shot sparks like a fine Roman candle. His glorious stand Produced colors quite grand, But the girls found him too hot to handle. Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into." Now wipe that smile off your face. Doris and Fred had started their retirement years and decided to raise some extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their terrace house. After a few days, a young attractive woman applied for the room and explained that she was a model working in a near-by city center studio for a few weeks and that she would like the room from Mondays to Thursdays, but would pay for the whole week. Doris showed her the house and they agreed to start straight away. "There's just one problem," explained the model. "Because of my job, I have to have a bath every night, and I notice you don't have a bath." "That's not a problem," replied Doris. "We have a tin bath out in the yard and we bring it into the living room in front of the fire and fill it with hot water." "What about your husband? asked the model. "Oh, he plays darts most weekdays, so he will be out in the evenings," replied Doris. "Good," said the model. "Now that that's been settled, I'll go to the studio and see you tonight." That evening, Fred dutifully went to his darts match while Doris prepared the bath for the model. After stripping off, the model stepped into the bath. Doris was amazed to see that she had no pubic hair. The model noticed Doris' staring eyes, so she smiled and explained that it is part of her job to shave herself, especially when modeling swimmer or underclothes. Later when Fred returned, Doris related this oddity and he does not believe her. "It's true, I tell you!" said Doris. "Look, if you don't believe me, tomorrow night I'll leave the curtains slightly open and you can peek in and see for yourself." The next night, Fred left as usual and Doris prepared the bath for the model. As the model stepped naked into the bath, Doris stood behind her. Doris looked towards the curtains and pointed towards the model's naked pubic area. Then she lifted up her skirt and wearing no panties, pointed to her own hairy mass. Later Fred returned and they retired to bed. "Well, do you believe me now?" she asked Fred. "Yes, he replied. "I've never seen anything like it in my life. But why did you lift up your skirt and show yourself?" "Just to show you the difference," answered Doris. "But I guess you've seen me millions of times." "Yes, said Fred, I have, but the rest of the dart team hadn't." The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "In moments of temptation," said the speaker to the class, "ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?" A sweet young thing in the back of the room rose to ask: "How do you make it last an hour?"
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    Fire sale, get 'em while they're hot. ( 19 vids) SHRD - Try the strange place of an ardent British MILF shared and fucked by a more promising seed - 5.3 MIN.mp4 IR - Premature woman orgasm riding BBC - MIN.mp4 IR - BJ - old granny suck bbc - 5.4 MIN.mp4 MAT - several fucks by a mature and her latina maid enjoy the cock inside her hairy pussy they want to fuck in the ass they ask for more cock intense cumshots_HD - 7.6 MIN.mp4 IR - BJ - Sexy Brunette Sucks BBC to Completion - MIN.mp4 IR - BJ - REV - Finders Keepers - No Quarter - 4.5 MIN.mp4 VID-20240228-WA0001.mp4 IR - SHRD - young wife thanks husband for 1st bbc_HD - 2.3 MIN.mp4 1 ebony3.mp4 SHRD -_cuckold filming his asian wife getting a big cock in her too tight pussy and mouth_HD - 2.1 MIN.mp4 SELF - _public beach pussy play_HD - 2.9 MIN.mp4 VID-20231102-WA0210.mp4 MAT - Selfie Orgasm - 3 MIN.mp4 IR - BJ - REV - Ebony maid sucks and swallow - 1.8 MIN.mp4 IR - Wife BJ BBC - 1.2 MIN.mp4 VID-20231101-WA0518.mp4 VID-20240225-WA0341.mp4 Husband fucks wife after bbc - 2.1 MIN (1).mp4 in2.mp4
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