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The dull and desperate looking woman sat disconsolately in her attorney's office. "On what grounds do you want a divorce?" asked the lawyer. On the grounds of extreme cruelty," she replied. "He wants sex every night, front and back, and he has a dick like a donkey's! It hurts like buggery!" The lawyer raised an eyebrow and said, "If that is the case, I will file your petition." "File my petition? Pig's bloody arse you will!!! Let that bastard sandpaper his A couple decided to go to Alaska for a romantic weekend. When they got to the cabin it was cold so the wife asked her husband to go chop some wood for that fire place. He came in after 5 minutes and told his wife that his hands were cold, so she said her put your hands between my thighs to warm them. So he did and went back outside to finish chopping wood. He came in after another 5 minutes and said "honey my hands are cold again." So she tells him here put your hands between my thighs to warm them. So he did and then he went back out to chop some more wood. 5 minutes has passed and he went in again and said, "Honey my hands are cold again." She then said, "Damn, don't your ears ever get cold?"

Can of corn Gunner. You got yar

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The blind daters had really hit it off and, at the end of the evening as they were beginning to undress each other in his apartment. The fellow said, "Before we go any further, Charlene, tell me -- do you have any special fetishes that I should take into account in bed?" "As a matter of fact," smiled the girl, "I do happen to have a foot fetish, but I suppose I'd settle for maybe seven or eight inches!" At dinner, a little boy was forced to lead the family into prayer. But the little boy said: “But I don’t know how to pray.” Dad: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc Little Boy: "Dear Lord" he started, "thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won't come again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work. AMEN!" Mom and Dad did not have dinner that evening. A lovely young single girl was employed by a clothing firm in New York. She and her widowed mother shared the same ambition; marriage to a wealthy man. One day she returned from work, eyes red from crying. As soon as she entered the apartment she cried out, “MAMA, I’m pregnant! Don’t get excited. The father is my boss.” She began to sob uncontrollably while her mother tried to console her. The next morning, the mother charged into the office of the boss. “YOU,” she shouted, “What’s it going to be?” The elegantly attired man, handsome and unmarried, and in his mid-thirties, held up his hand, “Please take a seat, Mrs. Howard. I’m making all the arrangements. Your will have the best doctor money can buy before the baby is born. She’ll be in the best hospital. And afterward, I am arranging for a trust fund for her where she will receive a check for twenty-five hundred dollars a week.” The mother was taken aback and thought for a moment. “Tell me,” she said, “God forbid, she should have a miscarriage, will you give her another chance?”

Wow!! Great mix Gunner. They just get better and better!

A deaf mute walks into a pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf. Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places his dick on the counter, and puts down a five-dollar bill next to it. The pharmacist unzips his pants, does the same as the deaf-mute, and then picks up both bills and stuffs them in his pocket. Exasperated, the deaf mute begins to curse the pharmacist wildly in sign language. "Look," the pharmacist says, "if you can't afford to lose, you shouldn't bet." There once was a girl they called Trish Who was quite a delectable dish. Men savored her lips, Then brought bags of chips, For her pussy smelt strongly of fish.

Fun stuff Gunner. Peter - I keep putting up the dressed/undressed stuff you dig

Everybody goes home happy Dobe

Peter, this site can't afford to lose guys like you. I'm serious dude.

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We got it all. Peter, where are you?

"I've got to get to the doctor and renew my prescription of birth control pills. I can't afford to get pregnant!" Edna said to her friend, Priscilla. "But I thought you said your husband had a vasectomy," Priscilla responded. "He did." replied Enda. What did the wife do when she found out her husband was gay? She turned around and took it like a man. A mother was buying her a pair of shoes and whilst trying them on, the asks, "Why have they got L and R written on them?" Her mother replied, "So you know which feet to put them on." Her then says, "Is that why I have C&A written on my knickers?" Let's try it this new way," said Jack As he winked at the girl in the sack. She turned and she grunted, "I should be affronted, But this time I'm taken aback!" A Postman was retiring after 35 years of service. The town's people appreciated his work, and presented him different gifts. In one house a young lady took him to her bedroom gave him good sex, a lavish lunch and 10 Rupees. The Postman was very happy and asked "But why the 10 Rupees?" Lady: "Actually yesterday, I asked my husband what to present you?" He said *"Fuck him, just give him 10 Rupees"* "But the lunch was my idea."

glad u dig it Sean

A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want, what time I want, and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table, unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not." Little Bo Peep, has lost her sheep, And doesn't know where to find 'em... But a search revealed, They were out in the field, With Little Boy Blue behind 'em. Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep she thinks they went to Buckingham but when they were found they were all gagged and bound and Little Boy Blue was phucking'em.

One lady from east Pennsylvania Had a rather unorthodox mania: She'd shave her dates' heads, Strap them tight to their beds And then masturbate on their bald crania. A low-life from Summit, New Jersey Had a thing about women in furs. He Would sneak up behind, Pull his putz out and grind Till he'd cream in a stream like the Mersey. "I bought a racehorse today." "Oh, really? What is the horse's name, gender, timing, and whatare you going to do with him?? "I've decided to call him 'My Face.' He is male, runs a mile in just under a minute. I don't care if he doesn't win a race or if he makes me any money." "Then why'n the hell did ya buy him?? I just want to hear thousands of those uppity posh bitches at the race course shouting: “'Come on, My Face!' GOD I'd love to hear that!”

Nailed it Gunner.

Two girls were discussing their heavy smoking habits. "I get such a yen for a cigarette," said one, "that the only effective countermeasure is to pop a Life Saver into my mouth and suck strongly." "That's all very well for you," huffed her friend. "But I don't happen to live in a house that's right on the beach!" No bananas she said, with a sigh, And a tear trickled down from her eye. No cukes, no zucchinis, No Oscar Meyer weenies, "I'll have to go find me a guy." My dental hygienist, Faye Ray, Said, "Travis, eat pussy each day; Your gums will be stronger, Your teeth will last longer, Coz pussy prevents tooth decay!" Three golfers had a big golf game with a client in Arizona. They were running late, and as luck would have it, their car broke down. They found a repair garage nearby. The mechanic told them it would take four hours to fix their car. But he also told them, "You're in luck. I have a camel that the three of you can ride over to the golf course. This camel is smart. He can read stoplights - he'll stop and go just as the light directs." So, the three of them pile on the camel, golf clubs and all and took off. An hour later the mechanic saw the three of them standing a couple of miles down the road and the camel was not in sight. "What in the world happened and where's my camel?" "Well, we had stopped at that light, and a car pulled up alongside of us. The guy in the car stuck his head out the window and said, 'Look at the three nuts on that camel!!'" When we got off to look, the beast took off when the light turned green." A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a considerable amount of whisky at a local pub. As he staggered down the road, he felt quite sleepy and decided to take a nap, with his back against a tree. As he slept, two young lasses walked down the road and heard the Scotsman snoring loudly. They saw him, and one said, “I’ve always wondered what a Scotsman wears under his kilt.” She boldly walked over to the sleeping man, raised his kilt, and saw what nature had provided him at his birth. Her friend said, “Well, he has solved a great mystery for us, now! He must be rewarded!” So, she took a blue ribbon from her hair, and gently tied it around his manhood, and the two walked away. Sometime later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature, and walked around to the other side of the tree to relieve himself. He raised his kilt... and saw where the blue ribbon was tied. After several moments of bewilderment, the Scotsman said, “I don know where y’been, lad...but it’s nice t’ know y’ won first prize!”

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Gunner! Holy fuck! Dude; I'm so impressed and thanks for the post. Question, when wifey is playing do they ever let you play with them? Or, not your thing? So, sorry if there's any duplicates or previous posts. Too busy to go through them lately and, I confess, this place gets to me to the point I just don't give a shit.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Mormon were having drinks at the bar following an interfaith meeting. The Jew, bragging on his virility, said, "I have four sons. One more and I'll have a basketball team." The Catholic, waived off this accomplishment, stating, "That's nothing, boy. I have 10 sons, one more and I'll have a football team." To which the Mormon replied, "You guys ain't got a clue. I have 17 wives. One more and I'll have a golf course." One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small Florida church found a pink envelope containing $1000. It happened again the next week. The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw a little old lady put the distinctive pink envelope in the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her. "Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated. "Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and I give some of it to the church." The pastor replied, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?" The old lady said, "$10,000 a week." The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?" "He is a veterinarian," she answered. "That is an honorable profession," the pastor said. "Where does he practice?" The old lady said proudly, "In Nevada. He has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno." Two high-school buddies were attending the senior prom. "Suzy wants to go out to my car. She's really hot," one boy said. "I'm really nervous. I know I'll goof up!" "Take it easy," his friend assured him. "All you gotta do is compliment her. Chicks love to be complimented. You'll have her in the palm of your hand." About a half-hour later the young man came back, rubbing a black eye. "Shit, man! What happened to you?!" his buddy asked. "I took your advice." "Didn't you compliment her?" "Sure I did. We got in my car and started kissing. I told her that for such full lips, hers sure tasted sweet. She liked that. After a while I started feeling her tits, and I told her that for such large breasts they sure were firm. She like that too." "It sounds like you were doing great," his friend said. "Well," the other answered, "that's when everything went wrong. I got her dress up and her panties off, and I tried to think of another compliment." "What did you say?" "For such a large crack, it doesn't stink much." A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed. Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man. The husband put a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your season Green Bay Packer Tickets. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!" Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun. He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?" The cabby said, "I'd cover him up with that blanket before he catches a cold."

sounds like a really nice place and a perfect setting. glad u guys dug it