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  1. Aww, lol, gonna make me blush. Promise I'll be good if I can just watch 👿
  2. Thanks Hardy. I tried putting a full length vid up for you but it wouldn't let me today. Glad u dug it. Some more ( 6 Vids) XXX Multi Fuendejalonera ZGZ (AH) (2).mp4 1 night fever3.mp4 99-cum on my breast.mp4 GH - perfect gloryhole wife films herself - 2.6 MIN (1).mp4 black_guy_fucks_a_white_chicks_mouth_and_fills_it_with_cum_240p.mp4 1 ebony2.mp4
  3. What can you do with this? ( 15 ) Welcome back Gloria. Missed ya SHRD - IR - Wife gets railed while husband records it - 2.2 MIN.mp4 IR - A Wife's Conversion to BBC Recorded and Shared By Her Hubby - 1.7 MIN.mp4 1 car fun2.mp4 Husband just jacked off.mp4 IR - BJ - Mature Wife Expertly Sucks The Cum From A Young Black Cock - 4.1 MIN.mp4 BJ - The Dog's owner.mp4 @-rosto_1470739651.mp4 MAT - BJ - Big grandma sucking young dick and swallow - 3.7 MIN.mp4 @xxxHow to Put on a cock 51.mp4 SELF - Sybian orgasm - 1.7 MIN.mp4 Autdoorfuck.mp4 BJ - 238909-aedd7dcf42312a04d6f7c46e580d903a.mp4 video_015200.mp4 1 bbc21.mp4 MIL.mp4
  4. Stunning post Dober. And I do believe you...
  5. Hey Dober - I admit I've seen the vids with a woman and a horse. Pretty disturbing. There was a sub who used to service me who begged to fuck German Shepard's. lol, not in my wheelhouse but I don't judge. I, like most folks, draw the line at bestialitiy, cruelty to women, or children.
  6. Watch for todays' daily specials. Jackpot!! sound on. (44 vids) I spoil ya. Caserita(xl).mp4 Casada sendo preparada para a penetração Hb.mp4 c7364d8b-7770-4583-a25d-0d5c2754e15f.MP4 brunette_ir_reverse_cowgirl_blacked27.mp4 brunette_ir_missionary_blacked17.mp4 Bree_olson_deep_anal_BBC_10.wmv corno-pedindo-pra-esposa-dar-o-cu-pro-amante-no-dia-do-seu-aniversario.mp4 esposa-de-corno-dando-cu-pro-amante-negro.mp4 Esposa quicando na piroca do amigo a noite no banquinho da praça Hb.mp4 EBONY - We got caught - .7 MIN.mp4 Drilled By BBC(1).mp4 Diana_Taking_My_BBC_In_The_Jacuzzi.mp4 ftr.mp4 filmou a Amigo socando na esposa de quatro na cama Hb.mp4 Fat_Black_Tinder_Cock_For_Christine.mp4 Fuck me until I run.mp4 galopada-da-minha-morena-bunduda.mp4 1 blacked.2.mp4 1 bbc32.mp4 1 bbc23.mp4 Creampie-1 blacked.mp4 1 creampie bbc3.mp4 1 creampie bbc.mp4 1 caption2 (9)axxx.mp4 1 blacked40axxx.mp4 1 blacked31.mp4 1 blacked31(1).mp4 1 blacked29.mp4 1 blacked3.mp4 Creampie-2.mp4 27f40f48.mp4 11 White wive screams for Black cock.mp4 2_5256049327507260886.mp4 1 creampie bbc4.mp4 Creampie-46776.mp4 blonde_thrilled_by_BBC_blacked31.mp4 black2.mp4 black_hair_n_brunette_FFM_trio_fucking_blacked27.mp4 Arrebentando(ch).wmv afundei no cu da esposa do meu melhor amigo Hb.mp4 46777.mp4 46771.mp4 46766.mp4 corno-olha-como-a-tarada-da-sua-esposa-monta-no-tarado-do-seu-amigo-el.mp4
  7. Boi, that aint no pork - that's USDA prime! Get busy
  8. secondjag

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    A recent study found that 35% of men have been injured while undoing a woman's bra. That's correct. While unfastening a woman's stabilizing devise, men have received strained tendons, scratches, and other similar injuries. Actually, I can vouch for that. I got injured today while trying to undo a woman's bra. When I undid the woman in front of me in the checkout line, she turned and hit me with a can of peas. safe Sex: A padded headboard. I once made love to a female clown. It was weird because she twisted my penis into a poodle. Gynecologist: A spreader of old wives' tails. I sat by the Duchess for tea, And she asked, " Do you fart when you pee?" I said with some wit, "Do you belch when you shit?" And I felt it was one up for me. I once had a ladyfriend, Rose, Double-jointed she was, I suppose. And I watched fascinated, As Rose masturbated Herself with the tip of her nose. An Irishman went to confession. "Father," he confessed, "it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month." The priest told the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary’s." Soon, another Irishman entered the confessional. "Father, it has been two months my last confession. I've been having sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months." This time the priest questioned, "Who is this Nookie Green?" "A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replied. "Very well," sighed the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Mary’s." At mass the next morning as the priest was preparing to deliver the sermon a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redhead entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church were on her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her dress was green and very short and she was wearing matching, shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and the altar boy gasped as she sat with her legs spread slightly apart... just enough to reveal that she wasn't wearing any underwear. The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, "Is that Nookie Green?" The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears, but managed to calmly reply, "No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes."
  9. Hey Mrs. G. (going to have to find a suitable name for you), you see what happens when men find out there really is a unicorn? You are a rare and very special woman baby.
  10. Damn Mrs. G. Sooooooo on topic and straight to the point. Freaking great post, thank you.
  11. secondjag

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    A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his house he found that his bride had disappeared. He got very worried and gathered up all his friends to search for his wife with no success. Two days after his wife had disappeared, the man returned home to find her in the kitchen. He asked her what she has been up to and why she has not been home for so long. She replied, "These four men kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for a week." The husband answered, "But it's only been two days. What do you mean a week?" "I am only here to get something to eat." Steph was telling her boyfriend, Jeff "According to archaeologists, for millions of years the Neanderthal man was not fully erect." And Jeff's reply was, that's pretty easy to understand considering how ugly the Neanderthal women were! Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance? A. Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving. Little Johnny kept asking his mother about his father. Where was he? Little Johnny's mother finally told him, "Your father was hanged 8 years ago for killing some people." The next day at school the teacher asked what their father was noted for. The children responded, "He is a doctor, a preacher, a teacher, etc." When it came to little Johnny, the teacher hesitated but finally asked him what was his father noted for. Little Johnny, thought and then finally stood up and said, "My father was well hung!" One evening, Prince Charming walked into a tavern appearing downtrodden. Immediately, the bartender turned to Prince Charming and asked him why he's so glum. "You wouldn't believe it," the Prince replied. "I was walking through the Enchanted Forest when suddenly I approached Snow White, fast asleep on a bed of stone. The dwarf next to her told me that she had eaten a poisonous apple and could only be revived through a kiss from my very lips. I gave her a peck on the cheek. Nothing. So, I give Snow White a real deep kiss while massaging her hair with my fingers. Nothing. Soon enough, I'm making passionate love to her right there in the woods, when suddenly she screams out, 'Ah yes'!" "That's great!" the bartender excitedly replied to Prince Charming. "Then she is alive!" Shrugging his shoulders Prince Charming replied, "Nah. She faked it."
  12. have said all i'm going to on the subject. getting pretty aggravated. do whatever you want. stay, don't stay.
  13. Not what I want at all. I did ask nicely several times. Very sorry if you were offended. Perhaps it would have been better done through PM.
  14. More vids?? Really? perhaps time to start your own string...
  15. secondjag

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    During the wedding reception in the family's southern mansion, the bride's Granddaddy slipped her five $100 bills and told her that it was for her and to keep it for "mad money, so she stuffed them in her gloves By family tradition, the couple spent their first night together in their historic plantation house. Later that night, after all the guests had left, the bride's Grandmother saw her sneaking down the stairs, and asked where she was going. "I left my gloves in the library, Grand-MaMa, and it's important that I have them." "Oh you youngsters!" the Grandmother sighed. "You march yourself right back upstairs and grab hold of that damned thing with your bare hands, just like I did your Grandfather's." The spouse of a pretty young thing Came home from the wars in the spring. He was lame but he came With his dame like a flame -- A discharge is a wonderful thing. The once was a girl named Kate, Whose pussy smelled like bait! Whenever Jeff pounds her The room reeks of flounder. Her twat, she should refrigerate. A middle-class gentleman decided one week before Halloween to have a party on Halloween night. The theme of the party was that you must have a costume that represents an emotion. The word spread quickly, and since anybody was welcome, it was sure to be a big party. On the night of the party, the house was filled with people, a brown costume for the shitty mood, a multicolored costume for premenstrual syndrome, and many others both interesting as well as funny. The man continuously received knocks on the door, and always let the person in, regardless of their taste in costume. Once again, a knock rapped on his door, and he opened it. A beautiful woman stepped in, wearing a red dress with ruffled sleeves. "You look beautiful tonight Miss, what is your emotion?" the man asked. "I'm red with anger.," said the woman. The man smiled and let her in to join the others in the party. Five minutes later another knock on the door came, and he opened it, to have another beautiful woman in a green dress step in. "What are you supposed tTo be, my pretty?" the man asked. "I'm green,...green with envy.," said the woman. "Quite clever!" said the man. He stepped aside to allow her to enter. Two minutes later, another tapping on the door came. He opened it, and in front of him stood a 6'6", naked, smelly, hairy man. On the end of his erected penis stood a pear. "I hears you got yourself a party," said the stranger. "That is correct, " said the man, trying to keep his cool. "What are you supposed to be?" "The naked stranger looked down on the man and, in a booming voice, replied, "I'm fucking despair!"
  16. Sooo on topic. Woke me up and I had to put it away hard. Thanks Mrs. G. Great selection.
  17. Sooo on topic. Woke me up and I had to put it away hard. Thanks Mrs. G. Great selection.
  18. Sooo on topic. Woke me up and I had to put it away hard. Thanks Mrs. G. Great selection.
  19. Straight to the heart of it Dober.
  20. secondjag

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    "I'll admit," said a lady named Barr, "That a penis is like a cigar. But, in general, to people A phallic church steeple Is stretching the subject too far." A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves... "Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?" She said, "No?" "Well," he spoofed, "down in Mexico they have this big building set up with a large tank of latex, and the workers are all picked according to hand size. Each individual walks up to the tank, dips their hands in, and then walk around for a bit while the latex sets up and dries right onto their hands! Then they peel off the gloves and throw them into the big 'Finished Goods Crate' and start the process all over again." And she didn't laugh a bit!!! Five minutes later, during the procedure, he had to stop cleaning her teeth because she burst out laughing. The old woman blushed and exclaimed, "I just suddenly thought about how they must make condoms!" One fine sunny morning, the priest took a walk in the local forest. He had been walking by the small stream when he noticed a sad, sad looking frog sitting on a toadstool. "What's wrong with you?" said the priest. "Well," said the frog, "the reason I am so sad on this fine day is because I wasn't always a frog." "Really!" said the priest. "Can you explain!" "Once upon a time I was an 11 year old Choir boy at the local church. I too was walking through this forest when I was confronted by the wicked witch of the forest. 'Let me pass!' I yelled, but to no avail. She called me a cheeky little boy and with a flash of her wand, turned me into this frog you see before you." "That's an incredible story" said the priest. "Is there no way of reversing this spell that the witch has cast upon you?" "Yes" said the frog, "It is said, that if a nice kind person would pick me up, take me home, give me food and warmth and with a good nights sleep, I would wake up a boy once again." "Today's your lucky day!" said the priest, and picked up the frog and took him home. The priest gave the frog lots of food, placed him by the fire and at bedtime put the frog on the pillow beside him. When the priest awoke, he saw the 11 year old Choir boy beside him in bed. "And that, Your Honor, is the case for the Defense....."
  21. Yeah, please, vids on the vid page. FUCKING AMAZING POSTS GUYS - THANKS
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