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    Marvin, "Sexual Healing." Always got me laid, lol
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    want not, waste not
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    A wedding occurred, just outside Cavan, in Ireland. To keep tradition going, everyone got drunk and the bride's and groom's families have a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the crap out of each other. The Police get called in to break up the fight. The following week, all members of both families appear in court. The fight continues in the court room until the Judge finally brings calm with the use of his gavel, shouting "Silence in Court." The court room goes silent and Paddy (the best man) stands up and says, "Judge, I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should explain what happened." The Judge agrees, and asks Paddy to take the stand. Paddy begins his explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in a Cavan wedding that the Best Man gets the first dance with the Bride. The judge says "OK". "Well," said Paddy, "After I had finished the first dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song, when all of a sudden the Groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the Bride an unmerciful kick in her privates." The Judge instantly responded, "God. Man, that must have hurt!" Paddy replied, "HURT? He broke three of my fingers!" There are these two gay men, named Gilbert and Brian, driving happily along in their car. As they came to an intersection, they stopped for the red light. All of a sudden a big semi-trailer comes crunching through the back of their car! Gilbert and Brian were really pissed! Gilbert says to Brian to get out of the car to tell off the truck driver. So Brian gets out of the car and approaches the truck driver, who apparently is one huge mother trucker (tattoos and all)! "You bloody idiot! Look at what you've done to our beloved car!", exclaims Brian. "You're going to pay for this damage you know!" "Suck my dick!", shouts the truck driver. This prompted Brian to go back to his car, to discuss the situation with Gilbert. "I think he wants to settle out of court, Gilbert."
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    awesome as always Dobe
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    Yep trust Wild Thing. First though, ask yourself; what is it that is so frightening? would it be different if it was someone else? if it isn't the bull perhaps it isn't the time to make this move, however why not talk it through with your mate? explain your fears which I suspect have something to do with losing her.
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    plenty to go around
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    so tired of admin not addressing this hmm, what have i got laying around?? ( 6 vids) in the car creampie.wmv 242736653_1mypussysyours...itsyourpussytocumin.wmv aww, she did it.mp4 701824273_bbccreamcomp.mp4 Make daddy a creampie.wmv 768088480_ACuckoldDreamFinallyComesTrue.WifefucksaBLKfriend.mp4
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    Jimmy shreds it. Absolutely shreds it
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    it goes...
  10. secondjag
    for the boot lovers. many repeats, i know but they're good ones
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    There are a blonde, brunette, and a redhead in a maternity ward. The redhead says she's having a girl because when she had sex she was on top. The brunette says she's having a boy because the guy was on top. The brunette and redhead notice the blonde starting to cry. They asked her what was wrong and she said, "I think I'm having puppies. There was the guy who loved nothing better than to sit at nearby bar for long evenings and get stoned with his cronies.But his wife was a social climber, and was prone to having her "ladies" in for bridge etc.This one night she didn't want him to be around embarrassing her, so she told him to stay out as late as he wished, just don't come in and make another scene.Well, he came in the back door a little early, as she was preparing tea and some delicate little sandwiches, and was infuriated at his early return home."You keep your mouth shut, and go upstairs to bed" she told him."Oh, relax," says he, "I'll just take a cup of coffee, say good evening to the ladies, and I'll be gone.""Just keep your mouth shut," says she,again.Well, when she finally went back into the living room, all the ladies were gone, and he sat there alone.She 'flipped' and told him she was going to divorce him and take everything he had, but he said, "wait a minute, you have to hear my side of the story.""I came in here , sat down, and said good evening to the ladies, and they carried on.One lady said she was having trouble with mice in her house, and another lady suggested she stuff their holes with steel wool, and all I said was, who is going to hold their little legs while you do it?
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    Show them to me, lmao. Great man, thanks needed that
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    was off my radar, thanks. haven't heard it in a long time
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    Damn Peter, you always manage to keep it interesting
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    and so...
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    So, think I tried this a while back. Just curious; what are you listening to? I'll start: If you dig it, you have to check out the live just Edgar and his band, "Frankenstein" You'll thank me if you listen all the way through. One of those deals where you need to watch, not just listen because Edgar is a multi maniac. Man, those crazy Winters boys
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    interesting and no doubt helpful to many here Peter
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    anybody have a cold beer? ( 6 vids) in the car creampie.wmv 565130159_Hungryforarealdickandcreampie.webm Girl Friend Hook up.mp4 blonde gets splooged.mp4 1584169714_blondehavinglunchoutside.mp4 697637295_CUCK-FilmingMyWhiteWifeBlackHunk.avi
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    An out-of-towner becomes friendly with Thelma, the waitress in his hotel coffee shop, and invites her up to his room.She is indignant.The guy says, "Don't get excited. This is all in the Bible."Thelma is appeased, and after her shift they go out and have a few drinks.Again the man invites her up to his room, and again she is angry.The man explains, "It's in the Bible."An hour later they're in the guy's hotel room and he suggests they undress and have some fun.He assures Thelma that it isn't sinful since it's in the Bible."Where?" she says. "Where does it say that?"Taking the Bible from the hotel nightstand, he opens it to the front cover where someone has written, "Thelma the waitress is a great lay." One day a guy died and found himself in Hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon.The demon asked, "Why so glum?"The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in Hell!""Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?""Sure," the man said, "I love to drink.""Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!"The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great.""You a smoker?" the demon asked."You better believe it!""You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie. You're already dead, remember?""Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!"The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble.""Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.""Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow.You into drugs?"The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean . . .""That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!""Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"The demon said, "You gay?""No.""Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!"
  20. secondjag
    thanks Rita, really appreciate it. ( 4 vids) Husband strokes and kisses wife while fucking with BBC.mp4 1676053703_ohnonotthatmybrother-in-lawcomesoutandwankshiscockinfrontofmeImnotsurehowtoreactImafraido-hereactionofmyhusbandwhoisusedtobeingcuckoldedbutthistimewi.mp4 1684387336_CUCK-FilmingMyWhiteWifeBlackHunk.avi 937810162_MilfridingBBC.mp4
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    Here we go; rockin in two by two some good wedding rings
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    Thanks, you guys are the best
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    Ok, so look, your icon pic clearly shows you with what I assume is your child. In fact, she looks quite young. My advice?? You be a parent and do what is in the best interest of this child. Perhaps not easy to do as you will have to confront your bull and be firm. Parents do NOT have the luxury of doing what's comfortable. Frankly my concern is that he has already had some sort of relation with her. At 18 she may be legal; doesn't mean she is ready
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    A girl entered the family bathroom unexpectedly while her father was bathing. She let out a shriek, then ran out of the room, running to find her mother. "Mommy, mommy! Daddy has a big, ugly snake in the tub with him," the girl screamed! "It's not a snake, honey," her mother began to explain, "it's part of Daddy's body -- an important part. In fact, if Daddy didn't have it, you wouldn't be here." As the child ran off to play, her mother thought to herself, "And neither would I."
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