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    why i love the Triumph. think that one is a "bobber" and pretty fast. always liked the Harley Sportster as well yes and the need for speed; why i raced both open wheel and sports cars like, ahem, you know. wasn't too long ago i was clocked at 173mph
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    Ok, here we go again. You'll notice I've made the identification a lot easier to prevent Wild Thing from kicking our asses again, lol. OK, name as many of the bikes as you can. Be quick before she makes us look stupid. Bonus points if you name more than the manufacturer, give the model and, lol, try not to be distracted Hmm, and Super bonus points if you can name the chicks P.S.: I'll say it again, that Triumph is awesome
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    Hey Sean, are you currently with someone? Too many for one post; Page 1 of 3
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    A certain guy had never had sex in his life, so his friend tells him that he'll take him to a girl who will teach him a few things. He agrees.Later that week, he's in a motel room with the girl.She takes off her clothes, and asks him, "Do you know what I want?"He says, quite honestly, "No."She lies down on the bed, and asks him the same question again.Again, he answers "No."Now, she's not sure exactly what to do, so she spreads her legs all the way; we're talking spread-eagle.She asks, "Now do you know what I want?"He answers, "Yeah. You want the whole fukkin bed to yourself!" The parish priest needs his house painted so he offers the job to one of his altar boys.The first day the kid paints the entire inside of the house, he's sweating like hell but eventually gets it finished.The priest commends him on the work and with a flourish hands him a $5.00 bill.The boy looks at the money and says to the priest, "Thanks very much Father, . . . you're a virgin."The priest is a bit startled but makes no remark.The next day the boy has to paint the outside of the house; it's a really hot day and he just manages to finish the job without collapsing.The priest looks at the job and this time gives the lad another $5.00 bill.Once again the lad looks at the money and says, "Thanks very much Father, you really are a virgin".At this stage the priest decides to take action. "Tommy," he says, "that's twice you've called me a virgin. Do you have any idea what the word means?"."Yes," says the kid, "a tight cunt "
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    alright Sean, enjoy (5 vids) Hotwife Gives BBC Blowjob.mp4 WISH - me and myself.mp4 BJ - FACIAL - Jacqueline Mercedes Mamando.mp4 Neighbor's wife from Houston.mp4 Neighbor wife from Houston 2.mp4
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    sounds like you're living the life man
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    hmm, so she was already my kind of girl as a young woman, sweet
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    stunning woman; you're on your way, won't be long now
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    gotta figure out a way for you buddy
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    glad u dug it Dirty
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    impressive. did you enjoy that as well?
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    Happy St. Pats
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    Happy St. Pats ( 2 vids) Seems to like it.mp4 CUM - Limp Ancient Flamingo.mp4
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    Happy St. Pats
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    Happy St. Pats' Fred and Jim are having a quiet beer one night when Fred announces that he's going to divorce his wife."Good grief," says Jim. "You and Sue are the happiest couple I know. Why on earth would you want to divorce such a lovely woman after all these years of obvious bliss?""Well" replies Fred, "Truth be known I'm just bored with pokin' the same hole night after night after night. I guess I'm hankerin' for a bit of variety."Jim: "Well if you want variety, why don't you just, you know, turn her over every now and again?"Fred: "What?! And have a house full of kids?" A man walked up to a farmer's house, and knocked on the door. When the farmer's wife opened the door, the man asked if she knew how to have sex.Not amused, she slammed the door. Again, the man knocked, and again, he asked the same question. Again, she slammed the door and screamed, "Get the hell away!"Later, she told her husband of the incident. He said he would stay home the following day just in case. Sure enough, the next day the same man returned. The husband hid with his gun while his wife answered the door.When she was asked again if she knew how to have sex she said, "Yes!"The man replied, "Great! Give some to your husband the next time you see him, and tell him to keep the hell away from my wife!" Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders."I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "but I guess it is impossible.""I used to feel just the same way," said the second. "But then everything changed. That's why I'm here. I'm going to have a baby in three months.""You must tell me what you did.""I went to a faith healer.""But I've tried that. My husband and I went to one for nearly a year and it didn't help a bit."The other woman smiled and whispered, "Try going alone, next time, dearie."
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    pretty woman. where are you located?
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    what have you tried to get her there Sean?
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    might be fun to get her to comment here. ok, per Dober, I'm breaking this in two. Page 1 or 2. some Spring Thomas in these; just love this chick
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    have no idea if they'll work, sorry, just the way it is around here (5 vids) as always, don't click if it shows as link 1326594212_Stunnerwithcreampie.mp4 White-bitch taking that mfr.mp4 Shadowy Right Addax bj.mp4 919937_Sexywhitewifetakingblackcock.flv 1404293310_WIFERIDESHARD.mp4
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    Grandpa was showing Little Johnny around the farm.When they came to the corral, he explained, "That's a bull and a cow, and he's serving her."A little later on, he said, "That's a stud and a mare, and he's serving her, too."That night at supper, after everyone was seated and grace was said, Grandma turned to Grandpa and said, "Will you please serve the turkey?"Little Johnny jumped up and yelled, "If he does I'm eating a hamburger!" An American couple is in Paris on a long-awaited trip, when suddenly the wife dies of a heart attack. The husband decides to have her buried there since they had looked forward to their visit to France for so many years.All arrangements are made when he suddenly realizes that he doesn't have a black hat for the funeral. The hotel concierge tells him that what he wants is a "chapeau noir." So off he goes to find a store that is open late.First he meets a gendarme and in his fractured French asks, "M'sieur, on pouvais-je acheter un capeau noir?"The policeman is a bit surprised since the American has asked where he can buy a black condom, but, after thinking a bit, he gives our friend directions.The store - if that is what it is - looks a little seedy and rundown, but the man behind the counter looks friendly so in goes the American and says, "M'sieru, je veux acheter un capeau noir?"After explaining that he has red, white, and brown condoms, but no black condoms, the man asks the American why he wants a black condom.After the American says that his wife is dead, the man exclaims, "O Monsieur! Quelle beau sentiment! What a beautiful sentiment!"
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