Jump to content
CuckoldFart.com

Cuckold Porn

secondjag

CuckoldPlace.COM Premium
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    14813

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    834

 Content Type 

Everything posted by secondjag

  1. secondjag
  2. secondjag
    well, don't forget, we were distracted by those women, lol, can we get back to the fucking game?????????? 🤣 Cars, bikes, forklifts, aliens,as long as there is the proper distraction in them...
  3. secondjag
    A father was explaining the 'facts of life' to his teenage son.After covering the basic biology, he moved on to the finer points of lovemaking.Son: "What do you mean, Dad?"Dad: "Well, for example, their words will vary according to their occupation. For example, a prostitute will tend to ask, 'Are you done yet?' On the other hand, a nymphomaniac will ask, 'Are you done already?'"Son: "What do other women say?"Dad: "Well, a school teacher will admonish, 'We are going to do this over and over again until you get it right!' A nurse will warn, 'This won't hurt one bit.'"Son: "I thought they said, 'Pull down your pants and bend over.'"Father: "That's male nurses. But let's move on, a bank teller will say, 'Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.' A stewardess will suggest, "Place this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally."Son: "And what does mother say?"Father: "She says, 'Beige... beige... I think we should paint the ceiling beige.'" A Note on the Fridge My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs, that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening at the Comfort Inn Hotel with Chantelle, my 18 year old secretary. Please don't be upset. I shall be home before midnight. Your husband When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table: My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old.. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a mathematics teacher. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant Rugby coach. He is young, virile, and (like your secretary) 18 years old. As a successful businessman with a mathematical brain, you will understand that we are in the same situation, but with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow. Your loving wife
  4. secondjag
    lol, I'm gonna have to stick to talking about cars before you embarrass me
  5. secondjag
    Lot of material but I'm going to stuff it all in this post. yeah, i know, i'm lazy as fuck. honestly didn't even go through these as i normally do 'cause i'm just tired.
  6. secondjag
    The Real. (5 vids) Now all holes work.mp4 Real cuckold couple.avi Real cuckold couple 2.avi Real cuckold couple 3.avi Real cuckold couple 4.avi
  7. secondjag
    god damn girl, is there anything you don't know?
  8. secondjag
    wanted to buy that really big, bad assed, Triumph America, but my kids said they would dis own me
  9. secondjag
    lmao, nawwww, me either. it's just sick how much i love that woman
  10. secondjag
    Ok, admittedly not the best. (4 vids) Savage fucking.mp4 Loves the bbc.mp4 BJ - CUM - blasted.mp4 EBONY - BJ - CUM face.mp4
  11. secondjag
    Interesting Question Brown. I'd say ask Wild Thing (Naughty Nicki) as you'll not only get an answer, you'll get the right answer
  12. secondjag
    Figure out some more we can do. Only rule is it has to have either a beautiful woman in it., or a cuckold. Still waiting for someone to give us the definitive answer to the OP
  13. secondjag
    BTW, there were more than a couple where I couldn't focus on the bikes. My first bike was a rice burning Kaw but have always loved Ducatis, Trimphs, Nortons and of course H. Sportsters
  14. secondjag
    Awesome story Dirty, and so well told
  15. secondjag
    Pages 2 of 2
  16. secondjag
    Too many for one post; Page 1 of 2
  17. secondjag
  18. secondjag
    Hey Kak, is it possible the third from bottom is a Ducati?
  19. secondjag

    v day

    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    I'm sure you know best and your patience is admirable
  20. secondjag
    Ok, this could be fun; perhaps we could even modify it later to include other stuff. NAME THE BIKE. I'm guessing Kak will but who knows? To be honest I can only do a couple.
  21. secondjag
    glad u dug it Celtic
  22. secondjag
    Yippie! and thanks all
  23. secondjag
    awesome pics Gang
  24. secondjag

    v day

    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    Now just one tiny push Peter...well done
  25. secondjag
    A virile, young Italian soldier was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome, when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde.Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment, and after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom and made love.After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So... You finish?"She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."Surprised, the young man reached for her and they make love again. The young man smiles, and again he asks, "You finish?"And again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him, and softly says, "No."Stunned, the young man reaches for the woman again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it. The exhausted man falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly, and asks again, "You finish!?"Barely able to speak, she whispers in his ear, "No! I Swedish!" Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make love. About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, 'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?' Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again. Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch, and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks,'Honey, please... just one more time before I die.' She says, 'Of course, Dear,' and they make love for the third time. After this session, the wife rolls over and falls to sleep. Morris, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. 'Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could...' At this point the wife sits up and says, 'Listen Morris, enough is enough I have to get up in the morning. You don't.'
×
×
  • Create New...