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    I was thinking 7th from the top Peter Glad u dug them Dirty Ok boot boys
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    One woman says to another, "I can't understand why you haven't gone to see that new gynecologist yet!""My gynecologist is fine. I don't need to change.""But the new one's so young and handsome, while your gynecologist is so old!"The other woman replies with a smile, "Yeah, I know. His hands shake all the time!" A Pennsylvania farmer was selling his peaches door to door.He knocked on a door and a shapely 40-something lady dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door.He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, "Would you like to buy some peaches?" She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, "Are they as firm as this?" He nodded his head and said, "Yes ma'am," and a little tear ran from his eye. Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, "Are they nice and pink like this?" The farmer said, "Yes," and another tear came from the other eye.Then the lady unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, "Are they as fuzzy as this?" He again said, "Yes," and broke down crying.The lady asked, "Why on earth are you crying?"Drying his eyes he replied, "The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn and now I'm gonna get screwed out of my peaches." The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus.They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement, a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be.The first officer who accepted, asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his up-stretched hands to his toes. He walked out with $96,000.The third one was a non officer, a grizzly an old Master Chief, who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, "From the tip of my weenie to my testicles."It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous two officers had received. But the old Master Chief insisted and they decided to go along with him, providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer.The medical officer arrived and instructed the Master Chief to "drop 'em," which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief's weenie and began to work back.My God!" he suddenly exclaimed, "Where are your testicles?"The old Master Chief calmly replied, "Vietnam."
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    nice stuff Peter, thanks for sharing
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    You go girl! Another "Holier than thou" imbecile who, in the fine Christian tradition of turning the other cheek recommends "throwing gasoline on his wife." World is full of sick fucks.
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    You seriously need help dude. Further, I'm struggling to understand what the fuck you are doing on a site like this
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    Sometimes you feel like a nut (8 vids) 1685092647_IMissedThatBlackDick.mp4 1432354368_FirstBackCockForWife.mp4 216732765_Cummingonmywifesass.mp4 49796851_GHTreat.m4v Milf loves her BBC because Size matters.mp4 Cuckold husband.mp4 Her Girlfriend Told Her About This Guy.mp4 Cum on that ass.mp4
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    Godess Mira

    secondjag replied to Dober's topic in Cuckold Talks

    Outstanding stuff Dober
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    Ok perverts, you asked for women in boots, you got 'em. But I'm telling you none of them is as hot as Wild Thing in boots. Oh, and Peter, there's a "Becky" in here. I'm hungry; anyone feel like ordering a pizza?
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    Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: “Two Prostitutes — $50.00.” A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they’d either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: “JESUS SAVES.” One of the girls asked the officer, “How come you don’t stop them?!” “Well, that’s a little different,” the officer smiled. “Their sign pertains to religion.” So, the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off. The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read: “Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter — $50.00.” A chicken farmer went to the local bar. He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne. The woman said, "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne." "What a coincidence," said the farmer, who added, " t is a special day for me. I am celebrating." "It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" said the woman. "What a coincidence!" said the farmer. While they toasted, the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant." "What a coincidence," said the man. "I am a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs." "This is incredible," said the woman. "What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?" "I used a different rooster," he said. "What a coincidence." smiled the woman.
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    and ok, I'll say it; he does get to enjoy the benefits all the time. just sayin, that is one GOOD wife.
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    Wild Thing, you are one AMAZING woman
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    lol, pay attention Kak, one of 'em is in boots. (5 vids) Milf loves her BBC because Size matters.mp4 Cuckold husband.mp4 Her Girlfriend Told Her About This Guy.mp4 Cum on that ass.mp4 549173210_KittyTiedCreampied.mp4
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    Too many again for one post, breaking in two. Page 1 of 2
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    lol, much rather hear about that. 😈
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    Honestly didn't intend this string to go this direction however, since it has, I find the extremes of both sides troubling and seldom voicing any truth. Seems they "know" one fact about something, in particular something historic, and without any further knowledge, go off half cocked.
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    "Reasonable" adult people can disagree "reasonably."
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    happens I'm a conservative as well, in fact, a Jeffersonian.
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    "Say," began Lucille one day over lunch, "didn't you go out with that guy who played the French horn?" "Yeah," said Diane, stirring her iced tea. "You were really looking forward to it, I remember. How'd it go?" Lucille leaned forward eagerly. "Actually he was a pretty nice guy," volunteered Diane reluctantly. "But there was one real problem..." "Oh, really?" "Every time he kissed me, he wanted to shove his fist up my ass."
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    Don't doubt that for a min Wild Thing, but you are an extraordinary woman.
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    lmao, can't it be both??????? 😂
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    It wasn't a rock, it was a rock lobster...🤣
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