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    A window cleaner goes to a monastery looking for work. The Abbot hires him but tells him to clean all the windows except the top three.So the window cleaner cleans all the windows except the top three for years and years until curiosity finally gets the better of him. He puts his ladder up against the first of the three windows and looks in. he sees 12 monks with their robes up and their cocks lying on a table with a mouse running around on top of the table.The window cleaner goes down the ladder moves to the second window and looks in. There he sees a beautiful woman and a monk in bed screwing like mad.The window cleaner goes down the ladder and puts it up against the third window. He looks in and sees a monk tied up, stripped to the waist being flogged.He climbs down the ladder, but when he gets to the bottom the Abbot is waiting for him. The window cleaner says, "Look, I know your going to fire me, but please, at least tell me what is going on up there.""Well," says the Abbot, "in the first window you saw a competition to see which is the lucky monk. Wherever the mouse stops is the lucky monk. And in the second window you saw a monk with the prize.""But what about the third window?" the window cleaner asks."Well," says the Abbot, "that monk was caught with a piece of cheese in his foreskin."
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    Too many for one post; Part 1 of 2
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    During a university course in human sexuality, the instructor was discussing various items in the Kinsey report. The class members gasped audibly when the instructor read out that a woman had several hundred orgasms in a single session. A male voice said, "Wow, who was she?" A female voice followed with "The hell with her. Who was HE?" The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.At the pearly gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."Arthur thought about this for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?"Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?"God said, "Yes.""Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention too:1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;3. Most of the rear ends are too soft, and wobble too much;4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!""Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."God went to His Celestial supercomputer, typed in some keywords and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it."Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours."
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    Damn,,,keep the sound on (3 vids) 65739020_soundoncuckolds..isthisthereacionyouwantfromyourwife!.mp4 1239341335_Cuminme.mp4 1511151676_Grannygothisnutquick.mp4
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    Rita, so glad u dug it baby. Listen, folks send me vintage stuff all the time and usually i just toss it. Knowing you like I'll try and post 'em from now on.
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    sure, sure, i'll take it with a side of Wild Thing please. wait, forget the order, i'll just have the Wild Thing
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    on todays' menu (8 vids) shook all over with the gifted BBC.mp4 Wife takes her 1st bbc.mp4 wife high on bbc.mp4 1406043527_LimoBBCCreampie.mp4 Passionate BBC BJ.mp4 BJ - SLOPPY.mp4 nice load.mp4 Lazy ladies.mp4
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    Me and a few guys always get together on Fridays after work.One Friday, Chad showed up particularly late, sat down at the bar, and kicked back his entire first beer in one gulp.Then he turned and said, "Times they are getting tough. I mean, just today, my wife told me that she's going to cut me back to only two times a week! I can't believe it."At which point I put his hand on Chad's shoulder and said reassuringly, "You think you've got it bad? She's cut me out altogether." Mickey Mouse visits his lawyer one day. He says to his lawyer, "Tell me, what’s the current status with my divorce to Minnie?" His Lawyer replies, "Well I've got to tell you, Mickey, I have a bit of a problem with your case. " "What is that? " Mickey asked. "You can't just divorce your wife because she's stupid." Mickey turns to him and says. "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me. I said she was fucking Goofy!" Matters had progressed to the point where the freshman and his date were naked in the motel bed when the girl had a change of heart. "I suppose you're going to tell me now that you're waiting for 'Mr. Right'," he said dejectedly. "That's a silly old romantic notion," laughed the coed. "I'm just waiting for Mr. Big."
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    Tell her Peter. Just do it, you might just get what you want
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    can't tell you. have asked admin on several occasions
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    kind of surprised no one liked the "Creampie Cathy" series. these? eh??? (3 vids) Wasting DNA..wmv smart little sucker.mp4 Girl, girl.mp4
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    My wife and I were watching Who Wants to Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' ... She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..' So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight started... One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father, and when she sees her looking at them she immediately stops. “What are you doing, Mommy?” The mother is too embarrassed to tell her little girl about sex so she makes up an answer. “Well, sweetie, sometimes daddy’s tummy gets too big so I have to jump up and down on it to flatten it out.” The little girl replies, “Well, mommy you really shouldn’t bother with that.” The mother has a confused look on her face. “Why do you say that sweetheart?” The little girl replies, “Because mommy, every time you leave in the morning, the lady next door comes over and blows it back up.”
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    good stuff Scott, thanks for posting, dug the vintage stuff
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    hmm, got a feeling this got posted in the wrong place...???
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    keep playin' with it; you're going to go blind
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    A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down the chimney, and begins filling the socks. He is about to leave when the girl says in a sweet and sexy voice, "Oh Santa, please stay." Santa replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, gotta go. Gotta get the presents to the children, you know." The girl drops the robe to reveal a sexy bra and panties and says in an even sexier voice, "Oh Santa, please stay." Santa replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta go. Gotta get the presents to the children, you know." Santa begins to sweat. The girl takes off her bra and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay." Santa replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, gotta go. Gotta get the resents to the children, you know." Santa wipes his brow. She loses the panties and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay....." Santa, with sweat pouring off his brow says, "HEY HEY HEY, Gotta stay, Gotta stay. Can't get up the chimney with my pecker this way!" Stan, an elderly gentleman, opens the door to his apartment and finds a beautiful young girl stealing his money.Stan says, "I'm calling the police."She says, "Please, mister, I'll be sent away for years if I'm arrested again. Please don't call the police."Stan says, "I have to."She pleads, "I'll do anything. You can have my body."Stan says, "Get in bed."The two of them are in bed and Stan tries and tries, but nothing happens. Finally, he gives up."It's no use," Stan says, "I can't do it. I'll have to call the police."
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