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  1. Hello Admin, hope all's well. So I tried to reply to your (admin) post regarding you looking for a couple of specific vids. There is no way to respond or comment on your posts. Check out "Devil" films. I think both of the ones you are looking for are theirs.
  2. aww, who doesn't dig Elvira, Dobe. i heard she digs only girls though
  3. glad u dug it Rita
  4. glad u guys dug it
  5. 0nly time for one, but it's a good one GH - Creampie.mp4
  6. Ma and Pa Kettle were sitting on the front porch rocking away listening to Reverend Ike on the radio. The Reverend said, "Place your left hand on the part of your body you want healed, raise your right hand in the air and say, 'I Believe, I Believe!' and you shall be healed." Well, Ma placed her left hand inside her blouse over her tired, old heart and lungs, and raised her right hand in the air and shouted, "I Believe, I Believe!" Meanwhile, Pa just looked at her like she was some kind of lunatic. Then, Ma started breathing nice and easy, without her old wheeze, and she started rocking twice as fast as before. A wonderful color came back into her cheeks. Pa shrugged his shoulders, and figured what the heck. So, he shoved his left hand down the front of his pants, and grabbed his pecker. Then, he started to raise his right hand in the air, when Ma said, "Pa, the Reverend said, 'Heal the sick,' not raise the dead." A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn." Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was." The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother. Little Johnny goes into a house of ill repute and asks for a girl with gonorrhea.The madam nodded and sent him upstairs to a room.Then she called one of her favorites for him. The girl came into the room and started to undress, when he asked, "Do you have gonorrhea?""Gonorrhea? I should say not," she replied.Little Johnny sent her back.The madam sent for another girl and said, "Honey, go upstairs and tell that fool you have the clap. Let's do what we can to make him happy."The girl agreed, went upstairs and when Little Johnny asked, "Do you have gonorrhea?" she smiled and said, "Of course I do.""Ok," he said, "Let's do it."After it was over and they were laying side by side the girl said, "Listen Johnny, I don't really have gonorrhea"Little Johnny smiled and said, "Well, you do now."
  7. Yeah, I hear from folks all the time about those. It's the main reason I share them
  8. glad u dug it x
  9. turkey stuffed and Bears won (2 vids) Increasing my addiction to black meat.mp4 56844558_amazingcuckvid.mp4
  10. The wife appeared before the judge and said, "I want a divorce from that jerk over there."The judge said, "Why do you want the divorce?""Because he's a terrible lover."The judge asked, "How long have you been married?""Fourteen years," she replied."I don't understand. Why did you wait fourteen years to divorce your husband for being a terrible lover?"She said, "Because, your Honor, until this insurance salesman stopped by my house last week, I didn't know." Little Johnny and Willy were twins, and for their 13th birthday, Willy got a bicycle, while Little Johnny got a little portable radio.Willy hopped up on his bike and went to town.On the way he sees the Gerald's house on fire, firetrucks, the whole bit.He spins around and peddles as fast as he could back home."Little Johnny! Little Johnny! Guess what? I saw a fire at old man Gerald's! There was fire engines! Firemen! and EVERYTHING!!!"Little Johnny looks up and says, "Yeah, I know, I heard about it 10 minutes ago on the news on my radio."Willy scowls and jealously mutters, "You and your fuckin' radio!" and storms off, to go riding again.In town he sees just about the most exciting thing ever! Police, sirens, and all kinds of excitement, because the local bank had been robbed.He races home as fast as he can, starts hollering before he's even completely in the door,"Little Johnny! Little Johnny! Guess what?"Little Johnny dryly interrupts with, "The bank was robbed?"Willy scowls and storms off, muttering, "You and your fuckin' radio!"Well, this time he pedals clear through town, and out into the countryside on the other side.A few miles up the road he sees a poor little pig with its head stuck in a fence.He grins, parks the bike, climbs down the bank, pulls his pants down and gives it to the porker.Then he races as fast as he could all the way home... "Little Johnny! Little Johnny! Guess what? I just had my first sexual experience!"Little Johnny looks up, dismisses Willy with a wave, "Bah! In a pig's ass you did!""You and your fuckin' radio!" mutters Willy, as he cycles off. With the circus in town, a local man is very excited to see the magic show and rushes down to the big-top. He reaches the gates just as the circus is closing for the day but manages to buy a ticket and hurriedly runs into the tent. "Where's the magic show?", he breathlessly asks one employee. The lady replies that she just saw the magician in the back packing up his bags for the day and without wasting a minute, the man rushes back to see the show. He races into the room only to find the magician ready to leave. "I'm here for the magic show", the guy tells the magician. "Sorry pal, come back tomorrow. I'm going home." replies The Amazing Jonas. "Look", says the man, "I just paid good money to come in and see a magic show, and that's what I expect!" Visually annoyed, the magician tells him, "Buddy, I've been here all day and I'd like to go home and see my wife and kids." With that, the customer becomes even more irate, and DEMANDS that he be shown at least one magic trick. "Okay, you want to see a magic trick?!", Jonas asks. "Pull down your pants." The man looks skeptical but does as he's told. "Now bend over and grab your ankles." As he does Jonas walks behind him and the man flinches. "There," asks the magician. "Can you feel my finger in your ass?" The man winces and replies, "Yeah." The magician holds both of his hands over the guy's back, wiggles his fingers in front of his face and shouts, "Ta-Dah!" At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother." Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your father a big hug."
  11. only spoilin you because it's a holiday (4 vids) sound on 1992211558_Firstblackcock-soundon.mp4 428352819_enjoyingthiswhitecouple.mp4 1654824896_Hotwifewithhungblackguyhubbyfilmscreampie.mp4 607308262_firsttimewithawhitemilf.mp4
  12. Thanksgiving day snacks (have no idea why it rejected a bunch of pics just now)
  13. givin' thanks (3 vids) wife orgasming on black cock.mp4 Metal Head.mp4 blonde_buttjob.wmv
  14. Stateside Thursday is a day to be grateful for what you've got Peter. You're doing ok man.
  15. Hey, Have a happy Thanksgiving. Listen, if I'm commin to your house the least I can do is bring desert. Here ya go (6 vids) 1852177634_HotwifeandBBCinbackseat.mp4 492230517_matureladylovesheryoungbbchubbyfilms.mp4 209906073_Ridinganewfriend.mp4 1057381879_WifesuckingbbcwhileIwasatwork.mp4 nice shot.mp4 Sharing.mp4
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