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Two Geeky computer science students met on campus one day. The first student called out to the other, "Hey, nice bike! Where did you get it?" "Well," replied the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young co-ed rode up on this bike. She jumped off, took off all of her clothes, and said, "You can have ANYTHING you want!""Good choice," said the first. "Her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."

alright, i'll share when i get them

gotta say I'm getting pissed. seems my account is messed with quite a bit. perhaps it's time to move on

I'm now listed as a "NEWBIE???" WTF

A Man shouts to his wife, "Come here and look at my clock" She walks in to find him naked with a hard on. She says that's not a clock. He says it will be when you put two hands and a face on it.

let's begin. (5 vids) insane orgasms for wife from BBC SOUND ON!.mp4 Indoor Swing.mp4 in our fantasy roomA.215.wmv work those black dicks ladies.mp4 14.mp4

glad u dug it Slap

yup, again

honestly have no idea why this stuff gets sent to me all the time. any interest???

aye Dober, always busy

from the vault (11 vids) blonde_gets_his_baby_batter.wmv Creampie wife gloryhole.mp4 Married Slut Used By BBC and Loves It.mp4 Nina.creampie.mp4 causing these large testicles to cum for 20 seconds.wmv cute creampie.mp4 superorgasm.wmv white gb.webm 33.mp4 Public Restroom Quicky.mp4 blonde_mmf_trio_.wmv

you know who

and that's all the news that's fit to print (6 vids) bimaz.mp4 Creamy.mp4 taking it all.mp4 Aqua_Gym.wmv 62.mp4 blonde_gets_his_baby_batter_poz{K5_(8-5)D}.wmv

The soldiers are tired and lonely after spending weeks in enemy territory. To entertain them the Major called for this HOT number from the nearby town. She came, danced and when the first dance was done, the soldiers went mad. They clapped for 5 minutes. For her second number she stripped and danced in sheer bra and G string. This time the applause went for 10 minutes The next number she danced topless, and this time the applause went on and on. The Major had to come on stage and ask them to quieten down for the grand finale. For her last number, she was to strip completely and dance naked. The Major expected the soldiers to make enough noise to bring the roof down. But ten minutes later, there is no clapping and the dancer comes backstage. The Major asks her, "What happened? How come there was no clapping this time?" She replied, "Major, how do you expect those poor boys to clap with one hand?"

that calls for bonus pics G

I was walking in the park one bright sunny Sunday afternoon, when I noticed a cute little girl out walking her dog. As she approached me on the path, she looked about 9 years old, all dressed up in her Sunday best, and her freshly scrubbed face, just gleaming with cutesiness. Tugging on her leash was a well-groomed, but somewhat chubby, terrier.As we met on the path, I greeted her, "Hi there, my, aren't you pretty today and what a fine-looking dog you have.""Thank you, sir" she said, "And what a nice day this is isn't it?"Yes it is," I answered, "My, what a polite little girl you are, and what a pretty dress you're wearing.""Oh, thank you, sir. My mother taught me to always be polite and she made this dress for me, isn't it pretty?" she said with a beaming smile."Yes, very pretty" I answered, "By the way, what's your dog's name?""Oh, sir, my dog's name is 'Porky', isn't that cute?""Well, it certainly is an unusual name for a dog. Why do you call him 'Porky', because he's a little fat?""Oh, no!" she replied with a smile, "It's because he fucks pigs!" A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, "Sir, I'm afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he usually orders the same dish. The problem is, this is the last chicken in the house. I'm afraid I'll have to take this dish to him and arrange for another dish for you!" The guy gets really upset and refuses to give up his food. The waiter walks over to the other table and explains the situation to the officer. A few minutes later the officer walks over to the man's table and says, "Listen, and listen good. That is MY chicken you are about to eat, and I'll warn you, whatever you do to that chicken I'll do the same to you. You pull out one of its legs, I'll pull out one of yours. You break one of its wings, I'll break one of your arms!" The man calmly looks at the chicken, then sticks his middle finger in the bird's rectum, pulls it out and licks it. He then gets up, drops his pants, bends over and says, "Your turn!!" A Jewish girl tells her Catholic college roommate that she's going home for Rosh Hashanah. The Catholic girl asks the Jewish girl, "Is this the holiday when you light the candles?" "No," the Jewish girl replies, "That's Hannukah." The Catholic girl then asks the Jewish girl, "Is that when you eat unleavened bread?" "No," the Jewish girl replies, "That's Passover. Rosh Hashanah is the holiday when we blow the shofar." The Catholic girl replies, "That's what I like about you Jewish people, you're so good to your help."

Dobe gives you a bonus

some Thursday fun (8 vids) ORGASM.mp4 Viola Bailey (Danny D - Life On The Road (XXX Parody) - .mp4 Slut wife gets mouthful from a bbc FWB.mp4 EBONY - Facialized..mp4 1947753144_WifeGloryholewithhermanandabbcstranger.mp4 Cheating wife has orgasm on bbc.mp4 06h49m59s-G6C_559(2).mp4-.mp4 30.mp4