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  1. You delivered Gunner. You delivered. Excellent post and so on topic; thanks.
  2. secondjag

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    A slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee was attending a great, but as yet unnamed, athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece. In those days, believe it or not, the athletes performed naked. To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on drink containing saltpeter, before and throughout the variety of events. At the opening ceremonial parade, Gedophamee observed the first wave of naked magnificent males marching toward her and she exclaimed, "OH!! Limp pricks!" Over the next two and a half millennia, that morphed into 'Olympics.' Porno filmmaker: A crack photographer. Blondes prefer cars with sunroofs because they have more leg room. The fact of the matter is: Jack Had long wanted Jill on her back; So he told her some tale, About filling a pail... And then bungled his plan of attack. The climax, when Josie engages, Is postponed for what seems to be ages. Out of self-preservation And to banish frustration She has three or four fellows -- in stages. Farmer Jones lives with his tame bear in the remote country with only dirt access roads. His tame bear had been naughty that day so he put him in the barn and said "you stay here until you learn how to behave yourself". Shortly afterwards it begin to rain (a real heavy down pour). About an hour later a travelling salesman got stuck in the mud and asked the Farmer for a place to stay. The Farmer told him he didn't have room in the house, however he could stay in the barn. He told the salesman there were no lights in the barn and his tame bear was in the barn. The Farmer said the bear would not bother him. The salesman went to the barn. Later another travelling salesman got stuck in the mud and the Farmer told him about the barn-no lights and the tame bear. Salesmen left for barn. One hour later a woman got stuck in the mud and approached the Farmer. He told her about the barn and mentioned the two travelling salesmen (he was so concerned about the salesmen he forgot to mention the bear). The woman said I can take care of myself and left for the barn. Two hours later the Farmer was awakened by heavy knocking at the door. When opening the door the woman was standing there with her clothes torn and rumpled. The Farmer said good heavens what happened to you?. The woman replied I give up on human nature, the first guy gave me forty dollars, the second guy gave me fifty dollars, but that cheap bastard in the fur coat never even said thanks. Ron stared at the bellhop in disbelief. "A hundred twenty-five dollars for a girl? That's ridiculous! Why, in Tennessee I can get a girl to clean my house, wash my clothes, cook my meals, and sleep with me all night for four pork chops a day." "Then what," said the bellhop, "are you doing in Chicago?" "Buying pork chops in bulk." Suzie Wong and her sister looked tight When they laid Mr. Wright one hot night. He resisted just one, But a pair? Too much fun. Which is how two Wongs made a Wright. There was a really cute princess walking through the woods, and she heard a voice calling, "Hey Really Cute Princess!" She looked around and didn't see anyone but a frog. She started to walk on but the frog called again. "Hey Really Cute Princess, if you take me home and let me sleep on your pillow, I will turn back into a Handsome Prince!" It had been a very boring day so she decided to give it a try even though she really didn't believe the frog. The Really Cute Princess took the frog home with her and let him sleep on her pillow. When she got up the next day what do you think she found? There on her pillow sat a really Handsome Prince. Do you believe the story? Well neither did her mother!
  3. Aww, lol, gonna make me blush. Promise I'll be good if I can just watch 👿
  4. Thanks Hardy. I tried putting a full length vid up for you but it wouldn't let me today. Glad u dug it. Some more ( 6 Vids) XXX Multi Fuendejalonera ZGZ (AH) (2).mp4 1 night fever3.mp4 99-cum on my breast.mp4 GH - perfect gloryhole wife films herself - 2.6 MIN (1).mp4 black_guy_fucks_a_white_chicks_mouth_and_fills_it_with_cum_240p.mp4 1 ebony2.mp4
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  6. Stunning post Dober. And I do believe you...
  7. Hey Dober - I admit I've seen the vids with a woman and a horse. Pretty disturbing. There was a sub who used to service me who begged to fuck German Shepard's. lol, not in my wheelhouse but I don't judge. I, like most folks, draw the line at bestialitiy, cruelty to women, or children.
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  9. Boi, that aint no pork - that's USDA prime! Get busy
  10. secondjag

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    A recent study found that 35% of men have been injured while undoing a woman's bra. That's correct. While unfastening a woman's stabilizing devise, men have received strained tendons, scratches, and other similar injuries. Actually, I can vouch for that. I got injured today while trying to undo a woman's bra. When I undid the woman in front of me in the checkout line, she turned and hit me with a can of peas. safe Sex: A padded headboard. I once made love to a female clown. It was weird because she twisted my penis into a poodle. Gynecologist: A spreader of old wives' tails. I sat by the Duchess for tea, And she asked, " Do you fart when you pee?" I said with some wit, "Do you belch when you shit?" And I felt it was one up for me. I once had a ladyfriend, Rose, Double-jointed she was, I suppose. And I watched fascinated, As Rose masturbated Herself with the tip of her nose. An Irishman went to confession. "Father," he confessed, "it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month." The priest told the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary’s." Soon, another Irishman entered the confessional. "Father, it has been two months my last confession. I've been having sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months." This time the priest questioned, "Who is this Nookie Green?" "A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replied. "Very well," sighed the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Mary’s." At mass the next morning as the priest was preparing to deliver the sermon a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redhead entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church were on her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her dress was green and very short and she was wearing matching, shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and the altar boy gasped as she sat with her legs spread slightly apart... just enough to reveal that she wasn't wearing any underwear. The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, "Is that Nookie Green?" The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears, but managed to calmly reply, "No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes."
  11. Hey Mrs. G. (going to have to find a suitable name for you), you see what happens when men find out there really is a unicorn? You are a rare and very special woman baby.
  12. Damn Mrs. G. Sooooooo on topic and straight to the point. Freaking great post, thank you.
  13. secondjag

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    A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his house he found that his bride had disappeared. He got very worried and gathered up all his friends to search for his wife with no success. Two days after his wife had disappeared, the man returned home to find her in the kitchen. He asked her what she has been up to and why she has not been home for so long. She replied, "These four men kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for a week." The husband answered, "But it's only been two days. What do you mean a week?" "I am only here to get something to eat." Steph was telling her boyfriend, Jeff "According to archaeologists, for millions of years the Neanderthal man was not fully erect." And Jeff's reply was, that's pretty easy to understand considering how ugly the Neanderthal women were! Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance? A. Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving. Little Johnny kept asking his mother about his father. Where was he? Little Johnny's mother finally told him, "Your father was hanged 8 years ago for killing some people." The next day at school the teacher asked what their father was noted for. The children responded, "He is a doctor, a preacher, a teacher, etc." When it came to little Johnny, the teacher hesitated but finally asked him what was his father noted for. Little Johnny, thought and then finally stood up and said, "My father was well hung!" One evening, Prince Charming walked into a tavern appearing downtrodden. Immediately, the bartender turned to Prince Charming and asked him why he's so glum. "You wouldn't believe it," the Prince replied. "I was walking through the Enchanted Forest when suddenly I approached Snow White, fast asleep on a bed of stone. The dwarf next to her told me that she had eaten a poisonous apple and could only be revived through a kiss from my very lips. I gave her a peck on the cheek. Nothing. So, I give Snow White a real deep kiss while massaging her hair with my fingers. Nothing. Soon enough, I'm making passionate love to her right there in the woods, when suddenly she screams out, 'Ah yes'!" "That's great!" the bartender excitedly replied to Prince Charming. "Then she is alive!" Shrugging his shoulders Prince Charming replied, "Nah. She faked it."
  14. have said all i'm going to on the subject. getting pretty aggravated. do whatever you want. stay, don't stay.
  15. Not what I want at all. I did ask nicely several times. Very sorry if you were offended. Perhaps it would have been better done through PM.
  16. More vids?? Really? perhaps time to start your own string...
  17. secondjag

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    During the wedding reception in the family's southern mansion, the bride's Granddaddy slipped her five $100 bills and told her that it was for her and to keep it for "mad money, so she stuffed them in her gloves By family tradition, the couple spent their first night together in their historic plantation house. Later that night, after all the guests had left, the bride's Grandmother saw her sneaking down the stairs, and asked where she was going. "I left my gloves in the library, Grand-MaMa, and it's important that I have them." "Oh you youngsters!" the Grandmother sighed. "You march yourself right back upstairs and grab hold of that damned thing with your bare hands, just like I did your Grandfather's." The spouse of a pretty young thing Came home from the wars in the spring. He was lame but he came With his dame like a flame -- A discharge is a wonderful thing. The once was a girl named Kate, Whose pussy smelled like bait! Whenever Jeff pounds her The room reeks of flounder. Her twat, she should refrigerate. A middle-class gentleman decided one week before Halloween to have a party on Halloween night. The theme of the party was that you must have a costume that represents an emotion. The word spread quickly, and since anybody was welcome, it was sure to be a big party. On the night of the party, the house was filled with people, a brown costume for the shitty mood, a multicolored costume for premenstrual syndrome, and many others both interesting as well as funny. The man continuously received knocks on the door, and always let the person in, regardless of their taste in costume. Once again, a knock rapped on his door, and he opened it. A beautiful woman stepped in, wearing a red dress with ruffled sleeves. "You look beautiful tonight Miss, what is your emotion?" the man asked. "I'm red with anger.," said the woman. The man smiled and let her in to join the others in the party. Five minutes later another knock on the door came, and he opened it, to have another beautiful woman in a green dress step in. "What are you supposed tTo be, my pretty?" the man asked. "I'm green,...green with envy.," said the woman. "Quite clever!" said the man. He stepped aside to allow her to enter. Two minutes later, another tapping on the door came. He opened it, and in front of him stood a 6'6", naked, smelly, hairy man. On the end of his erected penis stood a pear. "I hears you got yourself a party," said the stranger. "That is correct, " said the man, trying to keep his cool. "What are you supposed to be?" "The naked stranger looked down on the man and, in a booming voice, replied, "I'm fucking despair!"
  18. Sooo on topic. Woke me up and I had to put it away hard. Thanks Mrs. G. Great selection.
  19. Sooo on topic. Woke me up and I had to put it away hard. Thanks Mrs. G. Great selection.
  20. Sooo on topic. Woke me up and I had to put it away hard. Thanks Mrs. G. Great selection.
  21. Straight to the heart of it Dober.
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