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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    While watching the football play-offs at their local pub, Michael complained to Roy that the love-making with his girlfriend was becoming routine and boring."Well I think you need to get creative," Roy said. "Break up the monotony. Why don't you try 'playing doctor' for an hour?" Roy suggested."Hmmm, that's what I'll do. It sounds great but tell me, how in the hell do I make it last for an hour?" Michael asked."Simple," Roy answered, "Just keep her in the waiting room for 55 minutes!" A Scotsman moves to Boston, and attends his first baseball game. The first batter approaches the batters' box, takes a few swings and then hits a double. Everyone is on their feet screaming "Run!" The next batter hits a single. The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers, "RUN!! RUN!!" The Scotsman is enjoying the game and begins screaming with the fans. The fifth batter comes up and four balls go by. The Umpire calls, “Ball four,Walk." The batter starts his slow trot to first base. The Scot stands up and screams, "Run ye lazy bastard rrrun!" The people around him begin laughing. Embarrassed, the Scot sits back down. A friendly fan notes the man's embarrassment, leans over and explains, "He can't run - he has four balls." The Scot then stands and yells, "Walk with pride, Laddie, Walk with pride! A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day.""Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!" One day at lunch several guys were engaged in a little friendly bragging about their sexual prowess and the dimensions of their members. First one, then the next, would add his own exaggerations until the whole thing became quite ridiculous. Then Bill said matter of factly "mine's about four inches." There was stunned silence before one of the guys said, "Bill, you're kidding right?" "Not at all, four inches," he said, with perfect sincerity. "You know, some women like it." They all sat in embarrassed silence until Bill continued, "Of course, others complain it's just too wide."
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    don't think I've done this before; nothing but blow jobs. lots of 'em
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    if you don't click on Betty Paige, turn in your man card
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    really? nobody dug that hotwife/cuckold in previous? damn. well then just walk on by these (5 vids) Master - Queen of Spades and cuck.mp4 01cellar.mp4 SAve 1 night out2.mp4 1 handjob.mp4 black9.mp4
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    Ok, too many for one post. Going to break it in two. Enjoy 'em both. Post 2 of 2
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    Ok, too many for one post. Going to break it in two. Enjoy 'em both. Post 1 of 2
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    lmao Dober. first, most of the nerve endings are in those first 3 inches. second, they all fit in her pussy quite nicely. in fact they fill a pussy properly, often for the first time. lol, but your sympathy is so noted my friend.
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    lol, you know Peter, I put that pic up especially for you. I do agree that just foreign won't work.
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    just a taste today
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    meh? ( 4 vids) sound on for "cuck couple meets bull" 756350781_CuckcouplemeetsBull-Creampie.mp4 Tough Love.mp4 cheer.mp4 VID-20230226-WA0004.mp4
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    Umm

    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A guy walks into a bar in Eastern Kentucky and orders a white wine. The hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north. The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?" The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada." The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?" The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?" "No", says the Canadian "I don't drive a taxi. I mount animals." The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."
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    Yep, and glad u dug it Sean. Had fun seeing how many white wives dig it in the ass.
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    agreed Dobe, I'm not much of a face painter. it's going in their mouths
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    call me Ishmael. (10 vids) took-the-negao-to-eat-the-wife-hot-and-the-husband-took-a-cone-.mp4 blonde gangbang.mp4 blonde spitroast.mp4 quiveringon a breeding pole creampie.mp4 video_442.mp4 video_79.mp4 shower boobs.mp4 brunette_handjob_eruption_satbjhg.mp4 brunette_ir_anal_cowgirl_fucking_anal4.mp4 brunette_ir_bj_48.mp4
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    a bit of a theme today. it's a long one
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    funny stuff Peter, thanks for sharing John had a blind date for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself more and more attracted to her.After some really passionate embracing, he said, "Tell me, would you object to me screwin' your brains out?""That is something I have never done before," the date replied."Never made love? You mean you are a virgin?" John exclaimed."No, silly!" she giggled. "I've never objected!" A construction worker walks into a bar. He's a rather large, menacing guy. He orders a beer, chugs it back, and then bellows, "All you guys on this side of the bar are cocksuckers!"A sudden silence descends. After a moment, he asks, "Anyone got a problem with that?" The silence lengthens.He then chugs back another beer and growls, "And all you guys on this side of the bar are motherfuckers!"Once again, the bar is silent. He looks around belligerently and roars, "Anyone got a problem with that?"A lone man gets up from his stool unsteadily and starts to walk towards the man. The construction worker looks the man square in the eye and says, "You got a problem, buddy?""Oh no," insists the man. "I'm just on the wrong side of the bar."
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    some of these today are def worth clicking on to see larger
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    Ok Dober I'm going to surprise you because I agree she needs sexy panties. Drives me fuckin wild
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    all interesting questions Peter and I'm sure there are as many answers as there are people in the lifestyle. I'm more curious if people here will comment before I weigh in. Wild Thing, how 'bout you?
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A couple were going at it in a barn down on the farm.In the process, the guy’s condom slipped off.He then pokes around inside her with a straw, and manages to lose that, too.Nine months later the doctor enters the waiting room where the father asks him what the baby is.Doctor replies "It's a little bastard dressed in a raincoat and a straw hat."
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