Jump to content
CuckoldFart.com

secondjag

CuckoldPlace.COM Premium
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    14813

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    833

 Content Type 

Everything posted by secondjag

  1. secondjag
  2. secondjag

    Umm

    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A local prostitute was brought before the court of Queen's Bench for solicitation. The judge was surprised to discover that the young woman was claiming "not guilty" when police had caught her in the act. The judge questioned her, expressing her surprise. "I am celibate!" the young woman declared. "Celibate?" the judge asked, wide-eyed. "How can you claim you are celibate?" "Because it is my business to be celibate! I sell a bit here, I sell a bit there…………" Little Johnny goes to school. His first class is 6th grade English, and the teacher wants the kids to say what they ate for breakfast and spell it. The first girl says "toast" -- t o a s t. The second boy says "eggs" -- e g g s. Little Johnny says "fuckin nothing" -- f u c k i n g n o t h i n g. The teacher stands him in the corner till lunch. After lunch Little Johnny is allowed to take his seat. The first class after lunch is geography. The teacher wants to know where the Polish border lies. Little Johnny shoots up his hand and says, "He's at home on top of my mom. That's why I got fucking nothing for breakfast!"
  3. secondjag
  4. secondjag
    and so it goes... (9 vids) cleanup.mp4 1328956413_cleanupcollection.mp4 Cleaning up.mp4 cp from bf sent home.mp4 Blonde tail filled and DP.mp4 Black Master Rewards Cuckold Hubby and Wife.mp4 2016112620_bfteachesgftosuck.mp4 28 (1).mp4 A pickle in your pocket.mp4
  5. secondjag
  6. secondjag
    seemed like time for an update. agree with Cuckhubby that so many are just hub fantasy. however, thought you might like a listen to a real deal hotwife. as you know, I rarely if ever put up links for reasons I have stated often; however this is only a Youtube link. look forward to hearing from many of you on this
  7. secondjag
    ahh gravity. friend to man and enemy of woman, lmfao
  8. secondjag
    I don't know; these loads look a little lite, don't they?
  9. secondjag
    try these on for size (7 vids) Carblw2-4-1.mp4 1170540889_Wifetakesherfirstcreampiefromherbbcbull.mp4 drilled.mp4 Lucky.mp4 Face full.mp4 Glory Hole Fun.mp4 Plump Rump.mp4
  10. secondjag

    Umm

    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    At the Mahjong game, a matron was bragging to her club members. "That old goat of a husband of mine can't spend a dime without my consent. My lawyer drew up an agreement that will hold up 100% in any court. And when he dies, I get every cent under his last will and testicles.""You must mean testament," said one of the ladies."When I say testicles, I mean testicles," laughed the woman. "Even after he's buried, I'll still have him by the balls!" A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed and just about ready to consummate their marriage when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make. I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age." The wife continues, "Yea... I've been with one guy." "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?" "Tiger Woods." "Tiger Woods the golfer?" "Yeah." "Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him." The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. "What are you doing?" asks the wife. The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat." "Tiger wouldn't do that." "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed and do it a second time." The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks. The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to call room service to get something to eat." "Tiger wouldn't do that." "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed and do it again." The guy slams down the phone goes back to bed and makes love one more time. When they finish, he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial. The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?" "No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this darn hole."
  11. secondjag
  12. secondjag
    glad u dug it Sean. I'll stay on the lookout for more
  13. secondjag
    got some of those rare mom/dau
  14. secondjag
    meh?? more ( 4 vids) kitblw2-3.mp4 543141361_QMotoTRVz2vpNBZfCvv.mp4 2078157835_JO-GuyJerkingOffHisBlackCockPubliclyHelpedByAHotBigAssBBWMilfMomResultingInABigLoadOfCumShooting-4_1MIN.mp4 667096251_IR-BBCfuckswhiteMILF-5_4MIN.mp4
  15. secondjag
  16. secondjag

    Umm

    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A Chief Petty Officer and an Admiral were sitting in the barber shop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves, and the barbers were reaching for some aftershave to slap on their faces. The admiral shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!" The chief turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like." What should you do if your wife or GF starts smoking? A. Slow down. B. Use some lubricant.
  17. secondjag
    here's a few. one nice cuckold one as well. ( 3 vids) 1196370149_IR-BJ-ThickWhiteGirlSlobbersonBlackMeat-1_4MIN.mp4 Black_results.mp4 IR Cuckold Fantastic).mp4
  18. secondjag
    some interesting pics of your grandma/great grandmas' pussy included. some nice creams too
  19. secondjag

    Umm

    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A very inebriated lady walked into a bar shortly before closing time, sat at the bar and ordered, "Barbender, barbender, I would like a Martoutsy."The bartender brought her a Martini, which she drinks in one gulp."Barbender, I would like another Martoutsy", again the bartender brought her a Martini. By this time the lady is leaning heavily forward, barely able to hang on. She called, "Barbender, your Martoutsys are giving me heartburn."Patiently, the bartender came near her and said, "Lady, I am not a barbender, but a bartender, and what you have been drinking is not a Martoutsy, but a Martini, and finally, you do not have heartburn, your tits are hanging in the ashtray." A young bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin, and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?""OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So, what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.And then they made love for the first time.Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."After the second time they spent, they guy reaches for his cigarettes But, the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "HEY, IT'S NOT A LIFE SENTENCE!"
  20. secondjag
  21. secondjag
    OK, jackpot!! Too many for one post. Post 2 of 2. Like 'em all. You'd better be hungry.
  22. secondjag
    much appreciated Sean. OK, jackpot!! Too many for one post. Post 1 of 2. Like 'em all. You'd better be hungry.
  23. secondjag
    thanks guys, I'll put up more here in a bit. much appreciated
  24. secondjag
    not much here, just a little fun. (4 vids, 2 gifs) 17.mp4 2 on 1.mp4 Ball sucker 7897.mp4 balls sucking 7862.mp4
  25. secondjag
    lol, others here have figured it out from time to time.
×
×
  • Create New...