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A man walks into a Pharmacy and says to the beautiful female teller, "Umm... err, I've never purchased condoms before, and I don't know what size to buy." "That's okay. You can test your size on the fence out in back." So, the man walks out back and he sees three holes. Just as he prepares to stick his penis in the first hole, the beautiful teller sneaks over to the other side of the fence. The man sticks his penis through the first hole where it is gently caressed by the teller. Then he pulls it out and sticks it through the second hole where the teller begins to suck his penis and give him a blow job. Then, finally, he pulls it out and sticks it in the third hole. The teller takes her vagina, wraps it around his penis, and begins to hump it. She quickly pulls up her pants and scurries back inside where the man is beginning to stumble back in. She starts to giggle and says, "Have you decided on the appropriate size?" "Screw the condoms! Just give me 3 yards of that fence!"

PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE guys

ahh yeah, Wild Thing makes everything groovy. a man after my own heart

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lucky man Peter.

Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she said. So, they ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117, and she won a prize. Next the couple went on the Ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar. The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake. Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim responded, "Oh, Waura - it was wousy." Little Johnny was visiting a friend of his in New York during the winter.He and his friend went outside to play in the snow.After about an hour, his friend's mother called them back inside and had them remove their galoshes and gloves.Little Johnny's friend's mom was a tall voluptuous, woman who would warm her son's hands by putting them between her thighs.So as usual, when her son came in from playing in the snow, she asked if his hands were cold, to which he replied "yes".She then put them together and stuck them between her warm thighs.After a few minutes, she asked "are they warm yet?" and the little boy said "yes".Little Johnny watched his friend and waited his turn.His friend's mom then asked him if his hands were cold, to which he replied, "yes".So she took his hands, put them together and stuck them between her thighs.After a few minutes she asked if his hands were "warm yet" and he said "yes". So she took them out.Little Johnny continued to stand there with a sly grin on his face.When the mom asked "well what is it now, Johnny? What's wrong?Johnny looked up at her and replied, "My ears are cold, too!"

glad u dug it Sean

there's a gem in here (7 vids) 1534631524_ScreamingwifegetspoundedgoodbyBBC.mp4 249579486_Wifecumminghardonlongblackcock.mp4 Could have been my liquid lunch!.wmv 1670414742_HUBBYGETSHISFILL-EatsCP.mp4 797205321_WifeFuckedbyBBCandCumsLoudandHard.mp4 1638158699_CHUBBYGETSITANDHUBBYHELPS.mp4 2107019928_wifefuckshugebbcdoggy.mp4

alright, ya asked for boots, lol

glad u dug it Phx, how 'bout these?

Paddy decides to go rabbit hunting, but when he gets to his favorite field, he sees the village priest is already there.Paddy watches with fascination as the priest holds his finger over a rabbit hole and immediately a rabbit pops out.The priest grabs it and puts it into a sack.He repeats this unusual but very successful technique until his sack is full of rabbits.Paddy stops the priest and asks him how he does it."Easy," says the priest. "Put your finger on your wife's pussy and then hold it over a rabbit hole. They can't resist the smell, so when they come out, grab them."Paddy rushes home to find Maureen bent over scrubbing the floor. He lifts up her skirt and applies his finger as directed.Without looking up, Maureen giggles, "Holy Moses, Father! Rabbit hunting again?" Out in the Wild West, Jesse James's gang forces a train to stop, and Jesse climbs on board. He bursts into a passenger car, pulls out his guns, and fires. Blam! Blam! "All right!" he yells. "I'm going to screw all the men and kill all the woman!" Blam! Blam! "That's right!" he growls. "I'm going to screw all the men and kill all the women!" A guy in the front row says, "Uh, Mr. James, I think you've got it backwards." Suddenly a high-pitched man's voice in the back calls out, "Excuse me, but Mr. James is robbing the train!" Angelina and Giuseppi were standing before the judge in divorce court. Angelina says: "Your honor, we beena marry 25 years ana Giuseppi he always picka his nose ana when we maka love he a never letsa me on topa. I justa canna taka dis nomore." The judge listens solemnly and then addresses Giuseppi. "Giuseppi, is disa true. You always a picka your nose and you never let Angelina on top?? What have you gotta say fora yourself?" Giuseppi says, "Well your honor, itsa true. I picka my nose a lot and, yeah, Angelina, I tella her she'sa gotta be onna da bottom. Itsa all go's aback to when I'mma a younga boy. My poppa, he's a very smarta man. I always do ev'ryting he'sa say. My poppa one day he says, ‘Giuseppi, I gotta tella you da two main secrets ofa hava successful life: Number one, you always keepa your nose clean. Ana number two, never screw up.’" "It's funny," says Samantha, "Peter's balls are always cold as ice when I'm sucking his dick.""You know what?" replies Jenny. "It's exactly the same with my Richard..."They turn to the third blonde and ask, "When you blow Chris, are his balls cold, too?""Ugh! That's disgusting! I never put Chris's thing in my mouth!""You're crazy," one of the blondes pipes up. "A good blowjob is the best way to keep a guy. You should try it."She says she'll think about it. The next morning, they meet at the cafe and the blowjob novice is sporting a wicked shiner."Whoa!" the first blonde asks. "How did you get that black eye?""Chris hit me when I was blowing him," she says."What on earth for?" the second blonde asks."I don't know," she replies. "All I did was tell him how strange it was that his balls were so warm, seeing as how Pete's and Richard's are so cold."

Yup, just beautiful

I got you man. I'll start putting them up in "Gifs and Pics." Whenever I get them. Gotta say, Wild Thing looked pretty hot in those Xmas pics

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OH, and you do know who is hot as fuck in boots? lol, she makes everything, groovy. (9 vids) TomthunkitsMind.mp4 BJ.mp4 Cuckolding my slut.mp4 messy.mp4 The Mandingo Club.mp4 She gets a C for effort.mp4 Mommy's Orgasm.mp4 Tastes sweet.mp4 Oh my God, don't stop!.mp4

Two doctors were jogging down a wood path, each arguing as to who was the better doctor. The 1st claimed he was better, then the 2nd. This went on for 30 minutes or so! Finally, the 1st doctor said to the 2nd, "If you’re so good, then prove it." The 2nd doctor said, "Ok I will." The 2nd doctor looked around, up and down and saw an owl sitting up in an old oak tree. He said "see that owl? I'll give that owl a tonsillectomy in 10 minutes," said the 2nd doctor. The 1st doctor encouraged him to try. The clock started ticking, he reached up in the oak tree and grabbed the owl. With a "clip", "snip", and "clip" - the 2nd doctor was done. He proceeded to say, "9 minutes and 15 seconds later, I'm through -- beat that!" The 1st doctor then stated that he could beat the 2nd doctor by performing a vasectomy in 5 minutes. He asked the 2nd if he successfully completed the vasectomy in 5 minutes would he be the better of the two doctors. To that the doctored replied "yes." The clock started ticking, he reached up in the oak tree and grabbed the same owl. With a "clip", "snip", "cut", "bang", "stitch", and "clip" - the 1st doctor was done. He completed his operation in a record 3 minutes and 35 seconds. Both doctors went on jogging down the path happy and content as to whom was the better of the two doctors. The next day the Mr. Owl and Mrs. Owl were flying along when Mrs. Owl stated "I'm tired, lets land and rest a while." Mr. Owl said "ok!" Mrs. Owl looked around and saw (with here keen vision) a wonderful old oak tree to perch on, see stated, "lets land over there on the old oak tree". Mr. Owl looked around and saw the oak tree, only to proclaim, "I'M NOT LANDING THERE!" Mrs. owl asked "why not?" Mr. Owl again proclaimed "I'M NOT LANDING THERE". This went on for some time! Mrs. Owl said, "OK, tell me why you don't want to land there or we're going to!" Mr. Owl said; "Well, ever since I landed in that old oak tree yesterday, I can't hoot worth a fuck or fuck worth a hoot.

ahh, the boots eh? hmm, I discard a lot of pics every day of women in boots; perhaps I should share them???

From your lips, to the universes ears buddy

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