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Ok Wild Thing, one in here for you. [don't know if it will load, 1.6 GB] Are you up to the challenge? lol (1 vid) 1513934803_10ManGBForJulieSkyhigh.mp4

I do dig cat worship, lol

A penguin takes his car to the shop. The mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the neatest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." "No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream." Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began? California? Oregon? Switzerland? Most believe it originated in Switzerland, but here's the real version. Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn. As the story goes, the farmer's came down from upstairs and asked her father, "Who is that man going into the barn?" "That's some fellow traveling through," said the farmer. "He needs a place to stay for the night, so I said he could sleep in the barn." The said, "Perhaps he is hungry." So she prepared him a plate of food and took it out to the barn. About an hour later, the returned. Her clothing disheveled and straw in her hair. Straight up to bed she went. The farmer's wife was very observant. She then suggested that perhaps the man was thirsty. So she fetched a bottle of wine, took it out to the barn and she too did not return for an hour. Her clothing was askew, her blouse buttoned incorrectly and her hair all messed up. She also headed straight to bed. The next morning at sunrise the man in the barn got up and continued on his journey, waving to the farmer as he left. When the awoke and learned that the visitor was gone, she broke into tears. "How could he leave without even saying goodbye," she cried. "We made such passionate love last night!" "What?" shouted the father as he angrily ran out of the house looking for the man, who by now was halfway up the mountain. The farmer screamed up at him, "I'm going to get you! You had sex with my !" The man looked back down from the mountainside, cupped his hand next to his mouth, and yelled out, "LAIDTHEOLADEETOO."

No shortage of that. Take her to any bar brothers hang out. They'll do the rest; not shy, lol

silly mood today (6 vids) 117206163_Bigbootywhitewifebegsbbctofuckher.mp4 Chips with cream.mp4 1735339913_WISH-SELF-Fuckingmynewbigblackdildo.mp4 2130971641_wifeCandbbc.mp4 422515447_SELF-WISH-Immasturbating.mp4 1221784145_Playboyfunny.mp4

Osama Bin Laden was shot and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him."I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do: I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."Osama Bin Laden thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room. In it was Manuel Noriega and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell."No," said Osama bin Laden, "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long."The devil led him to the next room. In it was the Ayatollah Khomeini with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time."No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Osama Bin Laden.The devil opened a third door. In it, Osama Bin Laden saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.Osama bin Laden took this in disbelief and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."The devil smiled and said, "OK Monica, you're free to go."

ahh, that's a horse of a different color. you CAN make it happen. just need to introduce the right brother

I feel for you brother. Over the years I have heard from so many wannabees who are forced to live in "quiet desperation."

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A sheep farmer made his monthly journey into town to buy supplies.While loading up his pickup, he spotted one of the girls who worked at the bordello watching him."Say, honey," he asked, "what's the going rate these days?""Hundred bucks," she replied."If every man raised sheep, we wouldn't need you women," he exclaimed with disgust."Yeah," she said, "and if vibrators could cut the grass, we wouldn't need you men, either." It's this man's 33rd birthday. He gets a package at the Post Office and goes to collect it. At the counter the woman brings his package to him, and the man says, "It's my birthday today." "Oh, happy birthday, how old are you?" asks the Post Office worker. "I’m 33," says the man. "Well, have a good day," says the worker. "Thank you," replied the man. To get home, the man has to take the bus. At the bus stop an old lady walks up and waits soon after he arrives. The man says to the old lady, "It's my birthday today." "Oh, happy birthday," says the old lady. "I'm..." "No don't tell me," interjects the old lady, "I know a unique way of telling how old somebody is." "Oh yeah? What's that then," asks the man. "If I can feel your balls for about 5 minutes, I can tell exactly how many years old you are," says the old lady. "I don't believe it." "Well let me prove it!" "I'm not going to let you feel my balls!" says the man. "Oh well, I guess you'll never know then," replies the lady. After a couple of minutes curiosity gets the better of the man and he says, "Oh, okay then, you can do it." After a good feel of the man's balls the woman finally takes her hands out of his pants. "You are 33 years old exactly," she exclaims! "How the fuck did you know that?!" exclaims the man, impressed. "I was behind you in the line at the Post Office," said the lady.

the unquenchable thirst - jackpot! (9 vids) 1200849768_CountryswingerwifefromIowa.mp4 1350530436_WifeRidesABlackStallion.mp4 BIGGER AND MILK FOR THE CUTE.mp4 516150820_WIFEFUCKSWITHBBCANDCUMSTWICEHERHUSBANDWATCHES.mp4 1602286462_Maturewifehardfuckedbyblackbull.mp4 CPL.mp4 1628799815_LittleWhiteguycreampiecum.mp4 746848790_MILFScreamsFuckMe!.mp4 1643764846_Blackloverfuckingmegood.mp4

Can you make it happen Sean?

Have to agree Kak, but no idea who it is. Anybody?

Once, upon a time...

So we'll try again with something different (9 vids) Because you're too small.mp4 Because you're too small 2.mp4 Because you're too small 3.mp4 253328481_RealityKings.mp4 The real reason she wanted to stay longer in NY Creampie.mp4 Cucky films Happy Wife.mp4 great orgasm.mp4 Spurt.mp4 967266777_MyBigBlackBullFucksMeHard.mp4

Probably worth mentioning again; I DON'T PUT UP LINKS ON OTHER PEOPLES' SITES. IF YOU SEE ONE ON ANYTHING I POST, PROBABLY BEST NOT TO CLICK ON IT. THANKS ALL

out of the vault today (7 vids) I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT ONLY 1 OUT OF 7 OF THESE PLAY. WHAT THE FUCK? THEY WORK FINE FOR ME Real assman 3.mpg Real assman 2.mpg all-about-ass-5.mpg all-about-ass-4.mpg all-about-ass-3.mpg Real assman.mpg IR - CREAMPIE - Kykold.mp4

The distinguished-looking elderly man asked at the department store information kiosk where he might purchase some personal stationery. He was directed to the notions department on the third floor, but in the crowded elevator he became confused and got off on the fourth floor by mistake.Approaching the attractive floor manager standing near the elevator doors, he said, "Excuse me, Miss, but do you have notions?""Sure," she replied mischievously, "but during the work week I try to suppress them until after five o'clock.""No, no, you don't understand," he stammered. "I mean to say, do you keep stationery?""No, I like to go with the flow right till the end," replied the floor manager, laughing. "And then I just start quivering all over." Oprah goes to the doctor with a sore throat, and he says, "Take off all of your clothes, lie on your back on my table, and spread your legs as wide as you can." She says, "How will that help my sore throat?" He says, "It won't, but I want to see how my house will look painted dark brown with pink shutters." A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local Welfare Office to pick up his check.He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the System, getting something for nothing."The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful . You'll have to drive around in his 2021 Mercedes-Maybach, and he will supply all of your clothes.Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward, but you will also have to satisfy her sexual urges as the is in her 20's and has a strong sex drive."The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"The social worker said, "Yeah, well... you started it." One time when I was visiting Toronto, I asked a chap where I could find a good house of ill repute. He gave me an address and said to ask for Sally. I went to the address and requested Sally. She took me to a room, stripped down and said, "Go ahead, but let me know how it is." After a few minutes I said, "It's not bad but a bit loose." She said, "Get off for a moment." I did that and she reached down and fiddled about with her privates. "Try it now." she said. I did and found it better but still a bit loose, so I told her so. She repeated her actions and when I tried it again it was perfect. When we were finished and I was paying her I asked, "How do you manage to adjust it's size to fit anyone?" "Well," she said, "I've been in this business for some time and have developed warts on one side and wormholes on the other. I just button them up."

Hang in there Peter, it's gonna happen