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    lol, you and me both brother (2 vids) Thai Pie.mp4 Wife Brings Stranger To Quick Climax At Gloryhole.mp4
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    restful Sunday (6 vids) HJ.mp4 She's Trying to Stop Cumming.mp4 Wife giving hubby a show with her BBC.mp4 mouth cum.mp4 anal pie.mp4 bdgilr.mp4
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    A maid asked the lady of the house for a pay increase.Her boss was annoyed at this and asked, "Now Maria, why do you deserve a pay increase?"Maria: "Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you."Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"Maria: "Your husband said so."Wife: "Oh."Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"Maria: "Your husband did."Wife: "Oh."Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."Wife: (really furious now) "Did my husband say that as well?!"Maria: "No Señora, the gardener did."Wife: "So how much do you want?" A couple had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So, one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down. And saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device - a vibrator! Soft, wonderful, and larger than a ‘real one’. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," she screamed at him. "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, "I'll explain the toy. You explain the kids." There once was a man from Calcutta Who took a sly peep through a shutter. But all he could see Was his wife's twitching knee, And the arse of the man that was up her. There once was a man from Brighton Who said to his girl, you're a tight 'n She cried 'pon my soul You're in the wrong hole There's plenty of room in the right one.
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    sure, you have to do a proper job
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    weekend update (4 vids) hmm, notice my numbers going down again; wtf? mouth cum.mp4 anal pie.mp4 bdgilr.mp4 1131702418_nemcabenaboca.mp4
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    Cheers
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    dude...it's a start
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    A man's balls had turned brown and he was worried, so he made an Appointment with his doctor.When he got home from the appointment, he sat down in his chair in the living room. He hollered for his wife to come from the kitchen. After a while when she didn't come, he hollered again.After the third time she hollered back, "I haven't got time. I am fixing dinner; I have clothes here to iron, the baby is crying and needs changed. I don't have time to wipe my ass.He said," That's what I want to talk to you about." A man walks into a drug store with his 13-year old son.They happen to walk by the condom display and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son...men use them to have safe sex.""Of I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"The dad says "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, One for Saturday, and one for Sunday.""Cool" says the boy, and picks up a 6-pack and asks, "Then what are these for?"The dad says "Those are for college boys, Two for Friday, Two for Saturday, and Two for Sunday.""WOW!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses THESE?" He asks as he picks up a 12 pack.With a sigh, the Dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, One for February, one for March..."
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    An Aussie went into an empty bar in New Zealand and ordered a beer. As he was walking around, he saw a table about 6 feet x 4 feet with some lines marked 6"-10" from one edge. Next to each line there were some initials. The man asked the bartender, "What are all those marks on that table?" "It's a game the locals play, they pull out their pecker, stretch them a far as they can, and mark a line."Our Aussie hero was hung like a horse and reckoned he can beat all the lines he'd seen and asked if he could have a go. "Sure," was the reply. As he pulled out his pecker, a clear winner by about 3". He started to mark his line down when the bartender said, "No mate, us Kiwis start from the other side of the table!" A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course.Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him.He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole and you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf.On the back nine the same thing happened and he approached her again with the same request.She said, "I'm on the 14th, and you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th."Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.He finished his round and went into the club house where he saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar.He asked the bartender if he knew the lady.The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often.He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help. I understand that you are a sales lady .... well, I am in sales also. What do you sell?"She replied, "If I told you, you would only laugh.""No I wouldn't," he said and persisted that she tell him what she sold."Well if you must know", she answered, "I sell Tampax."With that, he fell on the floor and laughed so hard he almost lost his breath. She said, "See I knew you would laugh.""That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied, "I'm a toilet paper salesman, so I'm still a hole behind you!"
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    NEED to call Carol now bro!!
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    i think problem maybe when i try to load multiple at one time
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    trying again; we'll see if it works (3 vids) LET ME KNOW, OR LET ADMIN KNOW 1938290850_Sheneedsblackdick.mp4 Auntie begging for her ass to get splashed.mp4 1279026935_Cuckwatches2beautifulcocksinherpussy-creampie.mp4
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    vids don't seem to be working, enjoy these
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    pretty lady. i'll have some of that champagne, don't need a glass
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    Hey Admin, hope all's well. Getting a lot of people telling me that when they go to watch vids I put up they are getting message telling them "cannot be found." I am using the same formats I always use. What's up?
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