secondjag

keep us posted and best of luck

 

11 hours ago, Gunner3.5 said:

Get ready it's a long one

gorgeous stuff Gunner.

 

12 hours ago, Dober said:

My kind of Money Shots....mesmerized by cum glazed Ass...Titties, cum dripping down from her face....waiting while 3-4 guys drain their balls into her open mouth.....savoring that long sweet kiss. And I'm a tad jealous of that blonde face surrounded by 5 HUGE Black Cocks.

As always Dober,  so glqd u dug it.

 

12 hours ago, Gunner3.5 said:

Alittle too much rain today. Some excellent shots today Jag! Love them all.

Rainy here too Gunner.  Thanks man, appreciate it.

 

Alright, think these will go.   (23 vids)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ok, it's super jackpot Thursday.  Seriously.  Umm, I don't really know if this first group is going to play here, even though the site says it will.  Don't worry, if it doesn't, second post will have a shit ton that will.  enjoy.   (23 vids)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A methodical fellow named Wade,
Could recall every girl that he'd laid.
He recorded each poke,
Every thrust, every stroke,
And precisely how much he had paid.

A Rabbi from Peru
Was vainly attempting to screw
His wife said "Oy vey"
If you keep up this way
The Messiah will come before you.

Scientists have determined that the average time of intercourse lasts 4 minutes.
The average number of strokes is 22 per minute, making the average intercourse 88 strokes long. Since the average length of a penis is about 6 inches, the average girl receives 528 inches of penis or 44 feet of penis per intercourse.
If the average girl does it 3 times a week, (that makes 156 times annually) 156 x 44 feet of penis makes 6864 feet, or just over a mile and a third of penis per year.
If a girl starts having sex at 16, and since the average life span of a woman is 75, you could say that she could be getting 8684 feet of penis x 59 years of sex makes 404,976 feet, or 134,992 yards, or a little under 77 miles of penis in a lifetime.
Any woman who’s getting more than that, well, yur just a "LUCKY LADY."

Everyone in the hotel was talking about the wedding where the groom was 95 years old and the bride was only 23.
The groom looked pretty feeble, and some of the guests thought that the wedding night could kill the old man, because his bride was a healthy and vivacious young woman.
But the next morning, everyone was surprised to see the bride come down the main stairway slowly, step by step, and painfully bold-legged. She finally managed to hobble to the front desk.
The clerk looked very concerned, and he asked the bride, "What happened to you? You look like you just got done wrestling an alligator."
"Oh my God," said the bride. "He told me that he had been saving up for 75 years...
...I thought he meant his money!!"

 

 

The night before their marriage, Jerry called on his innocent bride-to-be at her apartment.
"There's nothing to be nervous about," he assured her, "making love is very simple. Tonight, I'll demonstrate first how Cousin Alvin makes love, then how Cousin Benson makes love, and finally how my Uncle John makes love."
The next morning a telegram arrived: "Thanks for lessons. Have eloped with your Uncle John."

What's the difference between parsley and pussy?
Nobody eats parsley. 

Mrs. Grednick, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers meeting.
"My husband insists I come to these meetings because he would rather screw a woman with a trim figure," she lamented to the woman next to her. "Well," the lady replied, "what's wrong with that? You'll feel better, too." "You don't understand. He likes to do it while I'm stuck at these damn meetings."

Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however the laundry always gets wet. All the laundry, that is, except for Sophie's.

The other two women wonder why Sophie never has her laundry out on the days that it rains.
So one day they are all out in the backyard putting clothes on the line when one of the women says to Sophie, "Say how come when it rains, your laundry is never out?"
"Well," says Sophie, " when I wake up in the morning, I look over at Saul. If his penis is hanging over his right leg, I know it's going to be a great day, and I can hang out the wash. If his penis is hanging over his left leg, I know it's going to rain, so I don't hang out the wash."
"What if he has an erection?" asks one of the women.
"Honey," says Sophie, "on a day like that, you don't do the laundry!"

 

 

Wendy meets Tammy for lunch. "You're looking very tired today, Tammy. Did you have a late night?"
"Yes," replies Tammy, "but it was all very strange. While doing some gardening yesterday, I found a lamp, so I rubbed it and out popped a genie. He gave me a choice of two wishes."
"Wow," says Wendy, "so what were the choices he gave you, Tammy?"
"He said he could either give me an excellent, sharp, 100% memory, or else he could give my boyfriend a bigger penis."
"So tell me already, Tammy, what did you choose?"
"I can't remember," replies Tammy.

A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check.

As he did so, a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from just in time to notice a young woman looking down. 
"Is this yours?" he asked.

She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the man agreed.

On his arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink.

Because she was very attractive, he agreed.

Shortly afterward she said, "I'm about to have dinner -- there's plenty. Would you

like to join me?"

He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. As the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, "I've had a marvelous evening. Would you like

to stay the night?

“The man hesitated then said, "Sure.  I would love it. "

And he did, and they spent most of the night in passionate sex of all descriptions.

"Do you act like this with every man you meet?"

"No," she replied. "Only those who catch my eye."

 

 

 

some more

 

 

you know, that last post was supposed to be twice as long but site wouldn't let me.  not going to lie, getting soooooooooo fuckin frustrated with this place.  Fucking hate the new home page as well.  noit too keen on the disrespect either.

 

 

 

Yep, it's a long one  If you're craving black dick, some nice shots in here

 

 

11 hours ago, Peter C said:

None whatsoever Jag, not even a cursory glance that I noticed. Saying that, there was a noticeable lack of black men where we were. Becky insisted that our trip away would be strictly "you and me time" and she stuck by that, no mention of her online live club sessions nor any of her black "boyfriends".

Well Peter, that's not a bad thing.  Maybe she just needs to know how much she means to you.

Sound on.  Really, there are several in here worthy.  All that and a couple of creampies.    (13 vids)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Two old friends happened to meet at the grocery store. "And how's your husband?" asked one.
"Oh, pretty good, now. Last week he had his appendix operated on," answered the other.
"Uh, what's an appendix?"

"It's just a tiny little thing below the belt line. It doesn't do anything, and is not good for anything, but once it was operated on, things got a lot, lot better."
"Hmm, I've really got to talk to my husband about that."

A handsome young woman named Hannah,
Did wild, wet things with a banana.
Her legs spread wide
The banana inside
And her audience shouting, "Hosanna!"

I ran in to Bill the other day and he clearly looked very distraught. I asked him what was wrong.
Bill said, "As you know, I am looking for employment.
I found an ad in the paper for a part in local dinner theater, Shakespeare's “Romeo and Juliet.”
I went and tried out for the part of Romeo. However, I failed my audition through a misunderstanding over a simple stage direction.
My copy of the script clearly said, "Enter Juliet from the rear."

 

 

A cop was walking his beat through a back alley when he caught a young boy having a wank in the long grass.
"What do you think you're doing?" the cop said.
"What does it look like? I'm having a wank," the kid replied.
"You'd best be careful, boy." the cop warned. "When we catch a young fella doing that, we cut his dick off, stretch and dry it, put a leather thong through one end to make a police baton out of it."
"And I bet I know what you do when you catch a girl doing it." said the young boy.
"And what's that?" asked the cop.
"I bet you cut out her cunt, dry and stretch it, then put it in a blue uniform!"

There was a young engineer named Miss Holt,
Who had an assistant as spry as a Colt.
When she asked for a screw,
What did the young man do,
But offer her two nuts and a bolt.

There was a young fellow from Wark,
Who, when he screws, has to bark.
His wife is a bitch,
With a terrible itch,
So the town never sleeps after dark.

Because his son wasn't the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took him to the outhouse one day to teach him how to urinate properly. "Now you lissen good, Dan'l, 'cuz here's whatcha gotta do.
One: Take out your penie-pipe.
Two: Pull back the foreskin.
Three: Pee.
Four: Push back your foreskin.
Five: Put your equipment back."
The boy said he understood, but the next day while he was working at his still, Joe's wife came running over. "Oh, Joe, Joe, come quick! Dan'l went ta piss an' won't come out of the outhouse!"
"Hell, whut's he doin' in there?" Joe said.
I dunno. He jess keeps sayin', "Two-four, two-four, two-four....."

 

 

Love the post Peter.  Hey, what happened on the vacation?  Did Becky show any interest in a local?

There was a young man from Cape Horn
Who wished he had never been born.
And he wouldn't have been,
If his father has seen
That the tip of his condom was torn.

A woman out shopping sees a counter marked "Sex Frogs," and goes to check it out.
She asks the man behind the counter, "What's this?"
He replies, "Oh these are going very well. You buy a frog and take it home in a box, and when you are ready for bed, you put the frog on your pillow, and we guarantee that you will have the best night ever."
The woman whispers to him, "Okay then, I'll take one."
He puts a frog into a box, and points out the label with the instructions. "If you have any problems, there is a help line phone number on the box."
That night, she gets ready for bed, puts the frog on her pillow, and gets into bed.
Nothing happens.
She feels so disappointed that she gets up and checks the box. It says: In case of any complaint, please phone this number."

She phones the number and 10 minutes later, a man appears at her door.
"Show me where the frog is," he says.
She takes him upstairs and points to the frog, still sitting on her pillow.
The man picks up the frog and says, "Okay, I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time."

 

 

4 minutes ago, Peter C said:

Thank you Jag. I'm very pleased Becky would meet your requirements in the bedroom...

Of course Peter.  I'd fuck her silly.

my hand is deep in the cookie jar.   (4 vids)  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

At any given moment:

FACT: 79,000,000 people are having it - right now.
FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing.
FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having it.
FACT: 1 old person is reading emails.
You hang in there, sunshine!

A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. "Young lady," the doctor began, "you're pregnant." "But that can't be. The only men I've been with are nudists and in, our colony we practice sex only with our eyes." "Well my dear," said the doctor, "someone in that colony is cockeyed."

Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.
The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job." The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!" To which the first replies, "Whoa I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"

A young blonde secretary was describing her evening's exploits to a friend.
"After dinner," she said, "he wanted to come back to my apartment, but I refused.  I told him my mother would worry if I did anything like that."
"That was smart. Then what happened?"
"He kept insisting, and I kept refusing."
"You didn't weaken your resolve, did you?"
"Not one bit.  In the end, we went to his apartment.  I figured, let his mother worry."

This guy is really into blow up dolls and calls his mail order supplier and says he wants something absolutely realistic.
The supplier says, "I have just the thing, 'Life-like Tina'. She's expensive but so realistic you can't tell the difference!"
The guy orders one.
Meanwhile the supplier is looking at the box and cannot believe how realistic 'Life-like Tina' looks, so he decides to blow it up.
Once inflated he gets really turned on and thinks, "What the hell!" and has sex with the doll.
Washing it afterwards, he neatly packages it and sends it out to the guy.
A month later the guy calls up, "You know that 'Life-like Tina' blow up doll you sent me? I cannot tell you how happy I am."
Supplier, "That's great!"
Guy, "Yeah, it's a totally believable experience."
Supplier, "Realistic then?"
Guy, "So realistic, I got syphilis.”

 

 

 

At any given moment:

FACT: 79,000,000 people are having it - right now.
FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing.
FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having it.
FACT: 1 old person is reading emails.
You hang in there, sunshine!

A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. "Young lady," the doctor began, "you're pregnant." "But that can't be. The only men I've been with are nudists and in, our colony we practice sex only with our eyes." "Well my dear," said the doctor, "someone in that colony is cockeyed."

Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.
The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job." The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!" To which the first replies, "Whoa I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"

A young blonde secretary was describing her evening's exploits to a friend.
"After dinner," she said, "he wanted to come back to my apartment, but I refused.  I told him my mother would worry if I did anything like that."
"That was smart. Then what happened?"
"He kept insisting, and I kept refusing."
"You didn't weaken your resolve, did you?"
"Not one bit.  In the end, we went to his apartment.  I figured, let his mother worry."

This guy is really into blow up dolls and calls his mail order supplier and says he wants something absolutely realistic.
The supplier says, "I have just the thing, 'Life-like Tina'. She's expensive but so realistic you can't tell the difference!"
The guy orders one.
Meanwhile the supplier is looking at the box and cannot believe how realistic 'Life-like Tina' looks, so he decides to blow it up.
Once inflated he gets really turned on and thinks, "What the hell!" and has sex with the doll.
Washing it afterwards, he neatly packages it and sends it out to the guy.
A month later the guy calls up, "You know that 'Life-like Tina' blow up doll you sent me? I cannot tell you how happy I am."
Supplier, "That's great!"
Guy, "Yeah, it's a totally believable experience."
Supplier, "Realistic then?"
Guy, "So realistic, I got syphilis.”