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  1. secondjag

    Umm

    Two college coeds were having a beer.One said to the other, "Mandy was so excited when she found out she was pregnant.She called me late one night after my boyfriend and I had already gone to bed."What on earth did she want?" her friend asked."Oh... She just said, "I can't believe I have a person inside me!"I said, "So do I. Could I call ya back in an hour or so?" "It's my code," says a mailman named Drew,"To unzip, then deliver a screw.If virgins, when nervous,Resist postal service,I explain that the male must get through." At a local college dance, a guy from America asked a girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug." She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug, too." A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss." She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too." Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich." She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it."
  2. aww, thank you Gunner. most appreciated
  3. Nice one in here, what can you do with it? (14 vids) brunette_ir_deepthroat_ss1.mp4 blonde_loving_the_gloryhole_gh8_12.mp4 EBONY - BJ - OG granny gets it in like always - 1.4 MIN (1).mp4 IR - Beautiful wife fucks a BBC - 21.4 MIN.mp4 na casa da amiga Hb.mp4 Dbl Creampie-IR - Brutal Gangbang in Motel - min.mp4 DOGGIN - video_014572.mp4 IR - Thick Asian Babe takes bbc - 7.7 MIN.mp4 BJ - Stepmom milf helps me to unload my balls blowjob massive cumshot taboo - 5.2 MIN.mp4 VID-20230917-WA0100.mp4 VID-20230913-WA0016.mp4 VID-20230922-WA0011.mp4 GH - Classy Mature at the Glory Hole MIN -.mp4 VID-20230922-WA0012.mp4
  4. Gunner you're in the zone man. Well done. Peter, there's some experience talking there buddy.
  5. Turns out, the medium really is the message. (29 vids) IR - for a wedding anniversary, she asks her husband for a black man and her husband brings her black employee - 1.4 MIN.mp4 GH - POV Husband Records Amateur Hotwife Fucking Stranger at GloryHole - 2.8 MIN.mp4 IR - My wife loves a big beautiful black cock - 17 MIN.mp4 Two friends for the cuckold woman.mp4 Hubby Likes Watch Her Wife Fucking BBC.mp4 LUSAFUMU_E_AFINS (183).mp4 Creampie-ZD5627.mp4 Masturbating 3.mp4 Isadora Martinez falling for her boyfriend.mp4 DOGGIN - Amateur slut wife let stranger guy touch her when mastrubate - 2 MIN.mp4 IR - BJ - A feel good session - 16.2 MIN.mp4 Blowjob at work (1).mp4 MAT - Fucking my Friends step mom when he Left for college .... - 19 MIN.mp4 Mariana Graziela sucking her friend with great talent in home video.mp4 IR - Bbcbbw - .9 MIN.mp4 creampie-IR - Tight Asian Wife Takes Massive Monster BBC And Creampie - 1 MIN.mp4 BBC fucks cheating wife hard.mp4 en5tJ-TXLDELvJMo.mp4 bSe4Eiz7mFxvltnO.mp4 BJ - LUSAFUMU_2 (25).mp4 1974465281_CUCK-WifeatHotelTropicalwithfriendandcuckoldfilming.mp4 777207987_husbandlovesfilming.mp4 862083232_punchingthedickinthelittlewhitegirlstail.mp4 BJ - 6ac851bf-35ca-4cd6-a96b-be8e780bf301.mp4 Ajoelhou to suck.mp4 337578681_Creampie-BBCfuckscheatingwifehard.mp4 BBW - SELF - My Mature Whore - 2.2 MIN.mp4 578299783_Blowjobatwork.mp4 521218345_BJ-NatalieCortezsuckingherfriendspiroca.mp4
  6. secondjag

    Umm

    The man lay naked on the grass in a secluded part of the park, a dazed but oddly happy expression on his face. "What happened?" asked the cop. "I was -uh- minding my own business," mumbled the man, "when a gang of teenage girls came along and jumped me and -uh,well- tore off my clothes. And then... " "And then what?" "And then all heaven broke loose!" What did the leper say to the hooker after she gave him a blow job? Keep the tip. A Man shouts to his wife, "Come here and look at my clock" She walks in to find him naked with a hard on. She says that's not a clock. He says it will be when you put two hands and a face on it. As we age, our priorities change. The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife, dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes." Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So, I tied her up and went to play golf. This trucker had been driving his eighteen-wheeler for hours, and he was hot and tired. So, he stopped at his favorite brothel he'd patronize for years.Mabel answers the door and says "Hey there Ed. What can I do for you."Ed replies, "You know I've been trading here for twenty years and this time I'd like something different.""Well" says Mabel, "we got Annie, Betty and Lucy - she takes it up the 'attic'"."Hell no, I want something different" says Ed.Mabel says, "Oh, I'll send Hurricane Jessie. She's new. Now you go on to your room."Ed goes to his room and gets all prepared. Soon this big Amazon of a gal comes in and she's puffing and a blowing. She straddles old Ed and starts swinging back and forth, her big boobs just knocking hell outa his head.He cried, "What in hell's going on?""I'm Hurricane Jessie and that's the coconuts falling off the coconut trees".Pretty soon she starts pissing all over him and says this is the monsoon rains that come with the hurricane.Ed jumps off the bed and Hurricane Jessie says, "What's wrong honey, don't you like it?"He said, "I'm leaving. Who in hell could fuck in this kind of weather?!"
  7. Sorry, I'm pretty sure there are repeats in here, can't remember. (7 vids) 1 bbc4 (1).mp4 1 bbc17 (1).mp4 IR - REV - VID-20230824-WA0033 - 1.5 MIN (1).mp4 1 blacked.2 (1).mp4 IR - Granny nurse got a room to ride bbc - 2 MIN (1).mp4 IR - REV - Ebony Hot Wife With Tracy's Dog - 12.1 MIN.mp4 817862095_TheNewBlackStallionpt.2-BigDickBlackMenBBCGangbangedwhiteBosssDaughters.mp4
  8. brilliant post as usual Dobe. Soooo on topic.
  9. Peter, just my guess but as she doesn't live with you it is damn near impossible to know what she does at home. I believe she is terrified to let you know what she's doing as she can't believe you would be ok with it and you would judge her in the unfavorable light she saw girls judged growing up.
  10. Trust me brother, I'm looking.
  11. You know what? I miss seeing posts from all the old regulars; Wild Thing, Kak, Robert, Dom, Captain. Hope they haven't left ( Wild Thing def did) but I wouldn't blame them. With the board constantly clogged with stupid shit, no real management, some fucked up arithmetic and strange algorithms, I don't really know why I stay. I get that most don't ever bother to read what I say here but it's my post so I say what I want. Especially doesn't matter here as although the views here are pretty large, the comments are pretty rare. Sound on. Jackpot. (16 vids) Truck Stop.mp4 BBW - SELF - Big dildo and cum yes please - 2 MIN.mp4 BBW - SELF - Fabiola masturbating - 1.7 MIN.mp4 1 bbc17.mp4 1 car fun.mp4 1 blacked.2.mp4 BBW - SELF - Masturbating in public - 2.1 MIN.mp4 IR - BJ - Amateur wife bbc - .8 MIN.mp4 1 bbc4.mp4 IR - REV - VID-20230824-WA0033 - 1.5 MIN.mp4 IR - Granny nurse got a room to ride bbc - 2 MIN.mp4 xvideos.com_1ddb0f579156097195d5c09a035dc45f-2.mp4 IR - BBW - This is how I give it up. She wasn’t ready but she was so thick - 1.7 MIN.mp4 IR - PAWG just wants more - 3.8 MIN - VID (1).mp4 Hub eats creampie-1 blacked (1).mp4 THEA - Real sex in public at the cinema - Darcy Dark - 6.6 MIN - VID.mp4
  12. Peter, if she started shaving her pussy concurrent with her chats I'm telling you they have seen her pussy and, in that event, they have shared dick pics with her. Seems pretty obvious. I think she's farther along than you might imagine.
  13. Ahh yes, the Bears. The Bears suck, this site sucks, and yet I'm so damn cheery and optimistic. LOL, ya see, I'm kinda an "up with people kinda guy." Oh, sorry, what I meant to say was, "Up your ass motherfucker" kinda guy. That said, (11 vids) a nice creampie in the mix BJ - Camila doing a greedy - VID.mp4 IR - PAWG just wants more - 3.8 MIN - VID.mp4 IR - cuckold caught cheating BBW riding a black cock - 3 MIN - VID.mp4 BBW - SELF - On break get right before I have to go back in - 2.8 MIN - VID.mp4 IR - BBW - milf fucks bbc from church - 14.3 MIN - VID.mp4 Big Ones.mp4 Mature Married blonde wife.mp4 Lusty wife gets shared with a bbc mp4.mp4 LiveGainsboroOregonsilverspotbutterfly.mp4 Creampie-Jenni Bred by TJ.mp4 pounded by black cock..mp4
  14. Damn Dober; marriage material indeed.
  15. Very nice Gunner. Nothing like watching a proper dick take apart a pussy
  16. secondjag

    Umm

    A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in Heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, 'Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?' She giggles and shyly replies, 'Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger.' St. Peter says, 'Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate.' St. Peter asks the next girl the same question; 'Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?' The girl is a little reluctant but replies, 'Well, once I fondled and stroked one.' St. Peter says, 'Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate.' All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls.. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St. Peter says, 'Reeva, What seems to be the rush?' The girl replies, 'If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it!'
  17. And now, hey admin, just curious, how long do you figure the sloppy management can go on before members start to leave in droves for a new site??? And, as I have said many times before, feel free to lock me out. Ahem, now that I've got that off my chest...( vids) Enjoy brothers and sisters Wow appetizing BBC.mov blonde_ir_doggy_fuck_AtéOTalo (1).mp4 black_blow_6.mp4 black_rimjob_7.mp4 cumming together.mp4
  18. And now, hey admin, just curious, how long do you figure the sloppy management can go on before members start to leave in droves for a new site??? And, as I have said many times before, feel free to lock me out.
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