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    Glad u dug it Dober. Try these on. (6 vids) DOGGIE - VID-20230812-WA1917.mp4 IR - BBW - 33yo cheating housewife - 7.1 MIN.mp4 IR - Milf teases cuck husband while fucking her BBC bull - 5.2 MIN.mp4 Hub eats creampie=CUCK - 99- do the wife26.mp4 ZD5608.mp4 Asian Babe.mp4
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    Thanks Sean; nice of you to say so
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    A 25-year-old Jewish girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is, indeed, pregnant. Shouting and crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" Without answering, the girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Mercedes stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and wearing a yarmulke steps out of the car and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them, "Your has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your for the rest of her life. "Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath two retail furniture stores, a deli, a condo in Miami, and a $1,000,000 bank account." "If a boy is born, my legacy will be a chain of jewelry stores and a $25,000,000 bank account." "However, if there is a miscarriage, I'm not sure what to do. What do you suggest?" All silent at this point, the mother placed a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and told him, 'You'll try again." A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he has a bright orange penis. The doctor takes a look and sure enough, the man's penis is bright orange.The doctor asks the man about his daily habits to see if he could get a clue about the cause of the malady.The man says, "My day is pretty normal. I get up in the morning and go to work. My work is at a desk in an office so I don't come into contact with any strange chemicals. I come home after work, make myself dinner, watch a little TV then get ready for bed."The doctor asks, "Do you do anything before bed?"The man says, "Nothing unusual, I just eat Cheetos and surf the web."
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    LMFAO, yep, fuck this house. Damn, can't even make the board. It is a slippery slope indeed. (16 vids) good cucky.mp4 ebony_IR_anal_fun.mp4 VID-20230811-WA0015.mp4 Horn wife well served.mp4 VID-20230610-WA0061.mp4 Vids 6023.mp4 my girlfriend making our friend cum.mp4 1 bbc4.mp4 irbjsde.mp4 SELF - vlc-record-2023-04-11.mp4 HJ - if it ended up in the beautiful breasts of the ficante.mp4 IR - oh-my-pussy-fuck-this-pussy-will.mp4 BJ - VID-20230811-WA0015.mp4 Yummy giving a strong bounce on the piroca in a motel.mp4 I fucked his wife while he cheered me on - XVIDEOS.COM.mp4 mature gets fucked by black -.mp4
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    I was sitting around yesterday at lunch, with a few of my co-workers, when the subject of (what else,) sex came up. Now Billy-Bob (he runs the fork lift) says "Last night I made love to my wife three times! This morning, she was so happy she made me my favorite breakfast of eggs and grits." Now Jim-Bob, (the fertilizer inspector) not to be outdone by his cousin Billy-Bob, he says, "That's nothing. Last night I made love to my wife five times. She was so happy, she not only made me my favorite breakfast of biscuits and gravy, she told me I was the best in the world and she could never love another man." Well, they then looked at me, waiting for me to say something. Finally, I just said in a quiet voice, "I just made love to my wife once last night, and she didn't fix me anything for breakfast." Well, they started laughing, and finally Jim-Bob asks me, "Well, hell, did she say anything to you this morning?" "Just two words," I answered. "Don't stop!" I told my kids, “Someday, you’ll have kids of your own.” One of them said, “So will you.” A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!” After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?” “No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!” Two accountants go to their credit union on their lunch break, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line-up the customers, including the accountants, up against a wall and proceed to take their wallets, watches, and other valuables. While this is going on accountant number one jams something in accountant number two's hand. Without looking down, accountant number two whispers, "What is this?" Number one replies, "It's that $50 I owe you." A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So, the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice.She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you.""My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
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    some dark berry cp in here
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    LMFAO, yep, fuck this house. (10 vids) WhatsApp Video 2023-08-09 at 11.50.28 AM.mp4 drilled9-3.mp4 332836890_cuckingaroundtheworld.mp4 171611185_CuckoldprepareyourwifespussyforBBCCreampie.mp4 527116247_Cuckold-WifeinHotelwithBlackCocks-husbandfilms.mp4 thingrl9-3.mp4 dblsht9-3.mp4 irbjsde.mp4 lstdrop9-3.mp4 bngthnei.mp4
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    Mike: Hey buddy, what’s wrong? Paddy: Just had a big fight with the wife. That woman fights for no frickin’ reason at all. Mike: Why? What happened? Paddy: We were both very excited and were just about to start having sex. She removed her jeans and then her top, when I asked, “Why are you wearing your sister’s bra?” And that’s how the fight started. There's a tavern in London that's staffed,By a barmaid who's tops at her craft.In her striving to please,She serves ale on her knees,So the patrons get head with their draft. The victim of an awful automobile accident was pronounced dead on arrival at the hospital, and the emergency nurse was ordered to prepare the body for the undertaker. Removing his clothes, she discovered that the young man had died with the most massive ERECTION she had ever seen. Unable to take her eyes off it, she finally yielded to temptation, took off her panties, straddled the stiff and proceeded to enjoy herself. She was just getting down from the table when a second nurse came in and saw her and promptly reprimanded her for her obscene behavior. "What's the harm?" shot back the first nurse. "I enjoyed it, and HE surely didn't mind it. Besides, he can't complain and I can't get pregnant. Why don't YOU give it a try too?" "Oh, I can't possibly," said the second nurse, blushing. "First, he's dead and second, I've got my period. Anyway, listen, the doctor wants you." And so, the first nurse left. The second nurse got to work, but soon found herself terribly excited by this massive hard-on and finally climbed on top of it. Just as she was starting to cum, she was astonished to feel the man climax too! Looking down and seeing his eyelids starting to flutter, she exclaimed in shock, "I thought you were dead!" "Lady, I thought I was too," said the man, "until you gave me that blood transfusion."
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    Hey Bud, congrats! You're leading the board today!
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    Anyone else like to eat? How 'bout if it is served on pussy? We're going to diversify this place. Share a favorite Although the son of Sicilian parents, the dish Al Pacino loves is spaghetti aglio e olio, which is primarly a Neapolitan dish. His nonna and mamma cooked it just the way he liked it, while growing up in the streets of the Bronx. Spaghetti Aglio e Olio Ingredients: Salt 4 Cloves of Garlic, peeled and minced 1/2 teaspoon of Red Pepper Flakes 1/3 cup of Italian Olive Oil 1 pound of imported Italian Spaghetti 5 tablespoons of chopped fresh Parsley Parmesan cheese Instructions: Bring 6 Quarts of salted water to the boil and add spaghetti. Add Olive Oil and the minced Garlic to a large saute pan and cook on low heat for 2 minutes. Add Red Pepper and cook just until the garlic starts to brown. Add Parsley. Cook the Spaghetti according to directions on package. Once finished cooking, remove from the heat and drain spaghetti in a colander, leaving about 4 tablespoons of the cooking water behind in the pot the spaghetti cooked in. Add the spaghetti back to the pot it cooked in and add the garlic and olive oil. Mix all together. Serve with grated Parmesan you can't go wrong with northern Italian
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    Thomas and Tamara were attending a dinner party so that Thomas's mother could meet Tamara for the first time. Towards the end of the evening, Tamara approached Thomas and asked if there was a problem, as Thomas’s mother seemed to be avoiding her after the introduction."Honestly, my dear," Thomas said, "Mother finds you to be, how should I put it, a bit ‘on the crude side’.""Crude? Doesn't she know that I come from one of the most respected families in Boston? That I was educated in Europe? That I attended the finest finishing schools on the East Coast? That I attended Vassar, graduating Magna Cum Laude?" Tamara asked."Yes, yes, my love, I told her all that," Thomas replied."Then where in the fuck does that bitch come off with all that crude bullshit?" SINGLE BLACK FEMALE! Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good-looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call 555-5555 and ask for Daisy." Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Local Humane Society about an eight-week-old black LABRADOR retriever. This young lady, sitting in a wheelchair at the local city pub, said that she had to leave. Her drinking companion Bill, being somewhat of a noble fellow, decided that, as her home was uphill and some streets away, offered to push her home. On the way home, they stopped to rest and to chat. Full of alcoholic bravado, he remarked that she was a good-looking gal and that it was too bad that, being a cripple, she probably didn't get much chance for any normal escapades. Surprisingly, she answered quite boldly that this was not the case. In fact, she said, "if you look in the alleyway you will see a hook imbedded in the wall. If you will attach my braces to that hook, we can easily have a fine time." No sooner said than done and they had a wonderful time. At the end, he carefully unhooked her, placed her back in the wheelchair, and took her home. As he was saying goodnight, her father came to the door and invited the young man in for a nightcap after he took his up to bed. When he came down, the father was so friendly and nice that Bill's conscience began to prod him. Blushing somewhat, he admitted to the father that he had "had his way" with his . The father took the statement with such good graces that Bill had to ask why he was being treated so well after doing such a dastardly thing to his . The father looked at him quite seriously and said, "I knew you were a good man the moment you came in the door. Most of her other dates leave her hanging on that goddam hook!" The army recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They went through lots of retirement plans, but nothing seemed to please everyone.In the end, desperate, they promised any general who retired immediately his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points on the general's body, with the general getting to select any pair of points he wished.The first man, an Air Force general, accepted. He asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. Six feet. He walked out with a check of $720,000.The second man, an Army general, asked them to measure from the tip of his up-stretched hands to his toes. Eight feet. He walked out with a check for $960,000.When the third general, a grizzled old Marine General, was asked where to measure, he told the pension man: "From the tip of my penis to my testicles."The pension man suggested that perhaps the Marine general might like to reconsider, pointing out the nice checks the previous two generals had received. The Marine general insisted and the pension expert said that would be fine, but that he'd better get the medical officer to do the measuring.The medical officer attended and asked the general to drop 'em. He did. The medical officer placed the tape on the tip of the general's penis and began to work back."My God man!" he said. "Where are your testicles??""Vietnam," smiled the general.
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    ahh, see Dober. Gunners' going for that long ball game too. lol,great post Gunner; thanks.
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    What the hell, let's throw up some more. (5 vids) good to the last drop.mp4 Under the Table.mp4 Ebony_bj_20230702_WA0212.mp4 eating_pussy_2.mp4 BJ_20230703_WA0078.mp4
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    Ok Dober; just for you - something shorter. But remember, lol, the secret to how we do it; VOLUME, VOLUME, VOLUME!! LMFAO. WE MUST BE CRAZY LETTING THIS STUFF GO AT THESE PRICES!!!
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    Thanks Buddy. LOL, you know I'm lazy as fuck.
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    Exactly. Never saw the pussy before; love it.
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    love it Peter; great post
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    Hmm, perhaps if you could show her how to do it without her face in the pic???
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