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One doctor tells another. "I just have to talk to someone I am so guilt-ridden."Second doctor says, "Well, you can tell me. I have a lot of doctors confiding in me, maybe I can help.""Well for years and years now I have been having sex with my patients every chance I got, and I just have to get it off my chest.""That is not too strange. A lot of doctors I know have sex with their patients; however, I will admit, not many of them are vets." A polar bear and a penguin were walking along the snow dunes one day when the polar bear fell down into chasm. Try as he might, the poor polar bear couldn't get out. The penguin did everything he could think of, but he couldn't rescue his friend. Then a thought struck him! He said, "Hold on for a few minutes, I'll be right back!" He then ran off and returned in a few minutes driving his red Ferrari. He backed it up to the edge of the chasm and tied a rope to the end. With his friend holding on to the rope, he was able to pull him out to safety. After the polar bear thanked the penguin for saving his life, they continued on their walk. Later on that very same day, the penguin fell into a similar chasm. Now, as everyone knows, polar bears can't drive. So it looked bad for the penguin. Then the polar bear had an idea! He allowed his penis to swing down into the chasm, all the way to the bottom. The penguin gladly used it to climb his way to the top! The moral of this story is: If you have a big enough penis, you don't need a Ferrari. A blonde went into a worldwide message center to send a message to her mother overseas.When the man told her it would cost $300 she exclaimed, "I don't have that kind of money!! But I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland!"The man arched an eyebrow. "Anything?""Yes, anything," the blonde promised.With that, the man said, "Follow me."He walked into the next room and ordered, "Come in and close the door."She did. He then said, "Get on your knees."She did.Then he said, "Take down my zipper."She did. He said, "Go ahead... take it out."She took it out and grabbed hold of it with both hands.The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well... go ahead!"The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, and while holding it close to her lips she said loudly "HELLO, MOM?"

But that's a Smith and Wesson; and you've had your 6. (7 vids) 1 do the wife11.mp4 Jump on & ride this dick GP.mp4 SHRD - 30018.mp4 Preparing Breakfast.mp4 IR - BJ - She Sucks BBC Until It Cums - 3.5 MIN (1).mp4 sexo in public stands erotica GP.mp4 A Very Sexy Hottie.mp4

UNfucking believable!! Someone posts on one of my strings and I drop over 20 points. FUCK THIS HOUSE.

Think you're going to like these. There is some good cuckold/hotwife stuff in here. lol, also some that disgust me but to each his own. Oh, and fuck this house!! (27 vids) Brothers, and the occasional Sister; sound on! Jackpot!!! IR - BJ - using a white wife - 3.5 MIN.mp4 1125322677_XXXCubanaRubia(AH).mp4 210070381_SELF-EdiblesMadeMeMasturbateHardNannyCamPart2-6_2MIN.mp4 1986513556_SELF-Birgitwithelectrodildo-7_7MIN.mp4 1581552115_EXHIB-Exhibitioninagardencenterandrestarea-1_3MIN.mp4 57137.mp4 394119420_SELF-Milfhasasexybedtimeorgasm-6_3MIN.mp4 Vids 5337.mp4 2103108915_HiddenMasturbationofmy21yearsoldsisterwatchingporn.-3_4MIN.mp4 109651122_SPNK-video_014487.mp4 834289186_BJ-video_014486.mp4 47000028_Hubsucksdickeatscreampie-CUCK-CuckoldwatcheshisbustywifewithBBC.mp4 2021692140_MAT-SELF-ThisWildOldWomanCantGetEnough-2_1MIN.mp4 1670169281_Eatinghiswifesduringthegame.mp4 247115888_SELF-HornyWifeCumsOnHerBlackDildo-4_8MIN.mp4 2024037663_IR-CUCK-Eatingtheblackmanscumfromawhorespussy-2_3MIN.mp4 2051372747_GH-horn-left-the-friend-fuck-the-pussy-of-the-naughtywife.mp4 1 do the wife6.mp4 553667449_IR-BJ-SheSucksBBCUntilItCums-3_5MIN.mp4 1419743888_BigCumshotinherMouth.mp4 1 do the wife3.mp4 847102832_DOGGIE-Skeweredhisgirlfriendstanding.mp4 EBONY - West papua sex merry mountine - .7 MIN.mp4 EBONY - West Papua sex merry mountine 2 - .7 MIN.mp4 1953381703_AIDAPAJA.mp4 1834254900_cocksucker.mp4 2068204041_SHRD-VID-20230714-WA0014.mp4

It was afternoon in the crowded cafeteria.An elderly matron sitting at the counter was obviously upset at the cigarette smoke of the young blonde woman beside her.Finally the older woman could take it no longer. She turned to the blonde and bellowed with a loud voice, "Young lady, I would rather commit adultery than smoke!""So would I!" quipped the blonde, "but you know, there just isn't TIME enough during a ten-minute coffee break." There was a preacher in a church down South who was getting more and more distressed by all the "Sunday" Christians who showed up for church on Sunday but were not good Christians the rest of the week. A fire-and-brimstone kind of guy, he got up in the pulpit one Sunday morning and laid into his congregation. There is SIN in this Church!" he hollered. "You people are all sinners and I'm getting tired of it! Its time to confess to your sins before God and your fellow sinners. We are going to have a cleansing. Right here! Right now! CONFESS you sinners. Tell us your sins and clean yourself in the eyes of the Lord! Who's first?" He walks down the aisle pointing at first one then another still hollering "Confess" and "Who will be first?" One man in the back couldn't take it any longer and stood up. "I will preacher. I'm a sinner. I've been spending all my money drinking and whoring instead of taking care of my family." and the preacher yells back "Good! God will forgive you if you mend your ways." And to the audience, C'mon! Who's next? I want to hear it all!" And another broke and stood. "I've hit my wife and children. Forgive me God!" and the preacher replied. "Yes! Yes! That's the way! Let me hear it all. Give it all to me." And then another man stood and said "I've taken money from my boss and then used that money to gamble." And again the preacher shouts out in ecstasy, "Yes! Yes! That's the way! Let me hear it all. Give it all to me. I want to hear EVERYBODY! Give it ALL to me!" And still another man stood, and said in a firm voice: "I've had sex with a goat." And the preacher replied in a calm voice "Damn, brother! I don't think I would confess to that!" Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each other since graduation.They begin to talk and bring each other up to date.The conversation covers their husbands, their children, homes, etc., and finally gets around to their sex lives.Sue says "It's OK. We get it on every week or so but it's no big adventure, how's yours?"Sally replies "It's just great, ever since we got into S&M."Sue is aghast. "Really Sally, I never would have guessed that you would go for that.""Oh, sure," says Sally, "He snores while I masturbate." Once at the time of the world war, the soldiers were looting all villages, of food, wine and women. Before they could enter one such village, the villagers decide to scoot, except for one young man, who had an 80-year-old grandmother. So, the soldiers found the one occupied house and tore inside. "Bring us some food!" they demanded. The young man said, "But I have only half a loaf of bread." "War is War, bring us the food!" So he gives his last morsel of food. "Bring us some wine!" "But I doubt if there is any in the house, you know how things are these days!" "War is War, bring us the wine!" So the young man manages half a bottle and gives it to them. "Now, bring us a woman!" He said, "But everyone has left the village. The only female here is my 80-year-old grandmother!" "War is War, bring her to us!" The old woman is brought and she's so frail and weak that the soldiers decide against it and say, "We’ll let you off this time.'" Granny says, "The hell you will, War is War!" An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, yellow, and purple.The old man stared at him.After a few minutes, the young man said sarcastically, "What's the matter you old geezer, never done anything wild in your life?"Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son." Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it by arousing his jealousy. "What would you say if I told you that I've been sleeping with your best friend?" she asked provocatively. "Well," he mused, "I'd say that you're a lesbian." A tall Texan rancher in a tall Stetson hat strode into a rather sleazy cocktail lounge with his buddies. As he passed the veteran waitress bent over wiping a table, he slapped her on the ass and said, "Ah shore do wish Ah had a little pussy." She glanced up at him without stopping and said, "So do I. Mine's as big as your hat." Did you hear about the army nurse who went to bed eating popcorn? She woke up with a kernel between her legs. "Doc," said the young man lying down on the couch, "you've got to help me! Every night I have the same horrible dream. I'm lying in bed when all of the sudden five women rush in and start tearing off my clothes." The psychiatrist nodded, "And what do you do?" "I push them away." "I see. What do you want me to do?" The patient implored, "Break my arms." Tarzan leaves the jungle, comes to civilization, and applies for a job. Interviewer: Name? Tarzan: Me Tarzan Interviewer: Married? Tarzan: Wife Jane Interviewer: Children? Tarzan: Son boy Interviewer: Anything else to your name besides Tarzan? Tarzan: Tarzan, King of the Jungle. Interviewer: Jane's Whole Name? Tarzan: Jane's Hole named Pussy.

Buddy you have taken this string to a whole new level. Appreciate it all.

sorry, can't remember if some of these were posted. (15 vids) creampie_caption_2.mp4 anaconda.mp4 The Trouble with Sisters.mp4 57130.mp4 creamy_bj_20230602_WA0245.mp4 Esposa toda arreganhada dando o seu rabo HB.mp4 Mandingo for Katie(lx).mp4 SHRD - xvideos.com_87b0aabda38dbb41d9682077e15a60a5.mp4 filmed-making-amateur-sex-with-the-prima-in-the-kitchen.mp4 MAT - My wife's mother ... - 2.3 MIN.mp4 2020063655_BJ-carbj7-17.mp4 1460148569_BJ-Video-20230716-WA0441.mp4 1 asian3.mp4 57133.mp4 57134.mp4

atta boy Dober! gotta say the thing that annoys me the most is when they give me "cheaters head." using the hand to make up for not getting it all.

god damn Gunner; well done!!

You guys are the best; no kidding. Thank you. Much appreciated.

Ever get the feeling that you've over stayed your welcome???

These came my way today. (16 vids) married-giving-BBC-in-the-back-seat-of-the-car-.mp4 SELF - Horny wife in the car - 2 MIN.mp4 IR - On His Face - 1.2 MIN.mp4 Kimmee riding a black cock.mp4 Branquinha arreganhada in the motel.mp4 BJ - suckled the neighbor in the garage.mp4 GH - IR - Married slut loves black glory hole cock - 2.5 MIN.mp4 SHRD - CASADA DANDO CUZINHO PRA DOIS NO MOTEL HB.mp4 XXX CabraDeMora (AH) (16).mp4 BJ - VID-20230702-WA0212.mp4 SHRD - xvideos.com_87b0aabda38dbb41d9682077e15a60a5.mp4 filmed-making-amateur-sex-with-the-prima-in-the-kitchen.mp4 MAT - My wife's mother ... - 2.3 MIN.mp4 BJ - carbj7-17.mp4 BJ - Video-20230716-WA0441.mp4 1 asian3.mp4

Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil tycoon demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once against his young wife."What's the problem?""I want to hit that adulteress bitch for breach of contract," snapped the magnate. "I don't know if that'll fly," replied the lawyer. "I mean, your wife isn't a piece of property, you do not own her.""Damn right," the tycoon rejoined "but I sure as hell expect exclusive drilling rights!" Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she said.So they ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117, and she won a prize.Next the couple went on the Ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said.Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded.By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy." Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your . Bad: She keeps interrupting. Worse: With corrections.

jesus Gunner! fuckin great, thanks man.

you are most welcome Buddy

nothing? wow. so be it. gone in about a week. (19 vids) sound on CUCK - the cuckold friend.mp4 IR - CUCK - The young BBC makes him lower himself before he even gets his cock into her - 3.9 MIN.mp4 IR - BBC Cockworship - 3.7 MIN.mp4 IR - BJ - 01selfshot wife sucking(xl).mp4 BJ - Cock worship BWC in front of her cuck - 9.3 MIN.mp4 Creampie-Job Well Done.mp4 GH - Compilation of Hotwife at gloryhole - 3.3 MIN.mp4 RIDE - VID-20230620-WA0033.mp4 Hub eats creampie - CUCK -1 do the wife10.mp4 gtdck76-15.mp4 uopcl7-15.mp4 shblow7-15.mp4 SHRD - cuckold called some friends.mp4 BJ - 01loiraNaChupeta(ax).mp4 bj7-15.mp4 MAT - Fucked my friend’s gran like a whore - 1.5 MIN.mp4 BJ - blonde.mp4 1 balls worship.mp4 granny(xl).mp4

A Californian doctor examining a young blonde woman with abdominal pains asks her if she is sexually active.She says that she is not.An examination shows that she is pregnant.Asked why she said she was not sexually active, the woman replied, "I'm not, I just lie there.""Well, do you know who the father is?" the doctor asks.With a puzzled look she replies, "No. Who?" Mary: Larry and Karen are getting a divorce. Jill: You're kidding! I thought they had so much in common. Mary: Actually, that's the problem. They both like pussy. A 60-year-old deputy U.S. attorney general in South Carolina lost his job after police discovered him at a cemetery with an 18-year-old stripper, a bag of sex toys, and a bottle of Viagra. To be fair, people do grieve differently. Why did God give women multiple orgasms? So they can fucking moan when they're happy, too. This guy goes out with his buddies for a night on the town and they cap off the festivities by going to a house of ill repute. A week later, the guy visits his doctor complaining of a large green lump on the end of his penis. The doctor does a thorough exam, then pulls down a weighty medical book and flicks through it till he finds what he's looking for. He looks up and says, "I'm afraid this is serious. We'll have to operate!" "Operate?", exclaims the fellow, "Why, Doc? What's the problem?" "Well, you know how boxers can get a cauliflower ear? You've developed the same sort of thing. You've got a brothel sprout." While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand-new tennis ball, and seeing no one around it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts. Later, one his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change. A gorgeous blonde standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts. "What's that?" she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust. "Tennis ball," came the breathless reply. "Oh," said the blonde sympathetically, "that must be painful. I had tennis elbow once."

sweet Dober. you ready for August? on you brother

Play it again Sam. And, fuck this house. (11 vids) 1 caption3.mp4 DOGGING - White lady fucked and used outside - .5 MIN.mp4 Creampie-VID-20210407-WA0148.mp4 56808.mp4 Motel 6.mp4 BJ - 5a2f9ed8-d72b-401c-899b-951b0b028acc.mp4 1 caption1.mp4 Creampie-1 caption2.mp4 prgirls.mp4 carbj7-17.mp4 1 mom10.mp4

You have GOT to listen to this chick in "IR - VID-20230628-WA0147, " Sound fucking on! (9 vids) IR - VID-20230628-WA0147.mp4 LUSAFUMU_E_AFINS (4).mp4 eating-girlfriend-hot-in-the-car-.mp4 MAT - She cums the granny - .7 MIN.mp4 BJ - LUSAFUMU_E_AFINS (396).mp4 Stepmom.mp4 xvideos.com_1ddb0f579156097195d5c09a035dc45f-2.mp4 IR - REV - o-fuck, o-fuck yeah - 1.9 MIN.mp4 xvideos.com_49de7d667730f631c7c22389963d5c7c-2.mp4

Wild Thing it's time to come home. Some more in here for ya.

Little Johnny is sitting in Social Studies class one day, and the teacher is going to go over agricultural stuff, like farms, and what not. So, she asks the class how does a farmer tell the weather on his farm, nobody seems to know, ‘cept of course, little Johnny, who's frantically waving his hand with the answer, so she decides to let him try to answer the question. Little Johnny says: the farmer uses a weather vane to tell the weather!" [Ok, that wasn't so bad] So, the teacher then asks the class what kind of animal is the weather vane? Again no one but little Johnny seems to know the answer. Reluctantly she lets him answer. Little Johnny sez with a big ol smile on his face: "why teacher, it's a cock!" The teacher sighs to herself well after all it is. So next the teacher asks the class: " can anyone tell me why does the farmer use a cock on the barn as a weather vane?" Of course, the same dumb blank look on all of the kids’ faces, ‘cept, of course, for Little Johnny, and again she reluctantly allows him to answer the question, knowing she's probably not gonna like the way he phrases it. Little Johnny stands up in front of the whole class and sez with a really big grin on his face: "It’s a cock, cuz as everyone knows if it were a cunt, the fuckin wind would just blew right thru it!" A lovely Russian lady came up to me at the mall and said "Please, I am looking for a one-night stand." I had the shop shut up and the door locked before you could say Billybob, and we went to a bar for a couple of aperitifs, a nice restaurant, a club I know where they have a good floor-show, and then I took that lovely lady home and we had simply awesome sex, falling asleep in each other’s arms. As the sun peeped over the windowsill, I smiled sweetly at her sleepy face and said "So how was that?" "Was wonderful," she said, "but I still have no place to put bedside lamp." Matters had progressed to the point where the freshman and his date were naked in the motel bed when the girl had a change of heart. "I suppose you're going to tell me now that you're waiting for 'Mr. Right'," he said dejectedly. "That's a silly old romantic notion," laughed the coed. "I'm just waiting for Mr. Big." A biker stops by the Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home. The owner said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?" "Hey, thanks!" the biker said, and out the door he went. But in the parking lot he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?" The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time." The little old lady looked him over cautiously, then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?" The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?" The lady said, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."