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    And now, hey admin, just curious, how long do you figure the sloppy management can go on before members start to leave in droves for a new site??? And, as I have said many times before, feel free to lock me out. You can run; but you can't hide, eh? Something a bit different today for Trixy and Gloria.
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A Jewish girl tells her Catholic college roommate that she's going home for Rosh Hashanah. The Catholic girl asks the Jewish girl, "Is this the holiday when you light the candles?" "No," the Jewish girl replies, "That's Hannukah." The Catholic girl then asks the Jewish girl, "Is that when you eat unleavened bread?" "No," the Jewish girl replies, "That's Passover. Rosh Hashanah is the holiday when we blow the shofar." The Catholic girl replies, "That's what I like about you Jewish people, you're so good to your help." There was a young girl named Sapphire, Who succumbed to her lover's desire, She said: "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?" The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he noticed a young woman in the front row, wearing a tight dress with her boobs almost hanging out. He couldn't concentrate on his message to the flock, so he dismissed the service and asked to speak to the woman after everyone else left the church. When they were alone, the reverend said in his sternest lecturing voice. "Just what do you mean, coming to church dressed like that?" "Why reverend," the young woman replied, "all of my boyfriends tell me that they can hear the angels sing when they put their heads on my breasts." "Hmm. Well let me check," said the reverend, placing his head between her tits. After several minutes, he raised his head and said, "I don't hear any angels singing!" "Of course not, Reverend," she said. "You're not plugged in yet." Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however the laundry always gets wet. All the laundry, that is, except for Sophie's. The other two women wonder why Sophie never has her laundry out on the days that it rains. So one day they are all out in the backyard putting clothes on the line when one of the women says to Sophie, "Say how come when it rains, your laundry is never out?" "Well," says Sophie, " when I wake up in the morning, I look over at Saul. If his penis is hanging over his right leg, I know it's going to be a great day, and I can hang out the wash. If his penis is hanging over his left leg, I know it's going to rain, so I don't hang out the wash." "What if he has an erection?" asks one of the women. "Honey," says Sophie, "on a day like that, you don't do the laundry!" A young couple got married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. When she gets to the bathroom door, he opened the door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride where she sees all of him well.Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and stared, and she asked shyly, "What's that?" pointing to a small part of his anatomy.He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, "Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night."And she, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?" Tom in deep thoughts is sitting calm, very quiet.Jerry asks, "What is wrong with you, Tom?""Please don't ask.""I am your childhood friend. Talk to me.""My seven-year old son made my secretary pregnant.""That's not possible.""No, he did.""How's that possible?""He punctured my condoms!"
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    Way to go Peter and evidence of how dedicated real cuckolds are.
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    Very sorry buddy, I cannot. Many of the pics I put up come from my own library created back when I owned/admin an adult creampie site. Others come from cuckolds I have known who send me stuff all the time. You might try copying the image and doing a reverse search in google images. Best of luck.
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    There's one of hub eating in here that's a jem. (11 vids) And now, hey admin, just curious, how long do you figure the sloppy management can go on before members start to leave in droves for a new site??? And, as I have said many times before, feel free to lock me out. two9-17.mp4 DP - 01023.mp4 IR - Pawg couldn’t stop cumming all over BBC - 10.4 MIN.mp4 -17935-.mp4 IR - BBC bull pounds ASIAN wife - 6.6 MIN.mp4 BCH - VID-20180625-WA0215.mp4 Hub eats creampies-1 ado the wife2.mp4 D Mature.mp4 J2483TXoK9M_MlBa.mp4 ebony_ir_deepthroat_10 (1).mp4 Vids 7261.mp4
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    Glad u dug them Peter. And now, hey admin, just curious, how long do you figure the sloppy management can go on before members start to leave in droves for a new site??? And, as I have said many times before, feel free to lock me out.
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    Ahh Dober, my man. Ya just gotta respect a man who knows what he loves. The sacred wedding ring... And now, hey admin, just curious, how long do you figure the sloppy management can go on before members start to leave in droves for a new site??? And, as I have said many times before, feel free to lock me out.
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    lmao, turns out when I quote Voltaire I get less response then when I do Dangerfield. (9 vids) she is loud.mpeg IR - REV - BJ - Ebony Hot Wife White Dick - 2.1 MIN.mp4 blowjob.mp4 EBONY - BJ - OG granny gets it in like always - 1.4 MIN.mp4 1 bbc20.mp4 loads9-16.mp4 bngnei.mp4 mnth9-16.mp4 nebh9-16.mp4
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    Anne's fine figure had been poured into a beautiful form-fitting gown, and she made a point of calling her date's attention to it over and over again throughout the evening. Finally, over a nightcap in his apartment he said, "You've been talking about that dress all evening long. You called my attention to it first when we met for cocktails, mentioned it again at dinner, and still again at the theater. Now that we're here alone in my apartment, what do you say we drop the subject?" A blonde girl sat sobbing in the police station. "I……, I was raped by an Irishman," she wailed. "How do you know it was an Irishman?" the officer asked. "I had to help him," the girl replied. Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives. One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does." The second woman giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft." The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked, "Say, what do you call your husband?" She frowned and said, "The postman." "Why the postman?" "Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."
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    Awesome post Peter, thanks
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    Hey Peter, nice to think of Becky being fucked properly, eh? Gunner, beautiful selection as always, thanks.
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    Naw Buddy, lol, just a working class hero. Kidding, thanks. Much appreciated.
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    anything here tickle your fancy? lol, do tell
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    jagoff T Stupid never learns. Do you know how many times members have asked the fool to not clog the board just posting the same subject on multiple strings? no surprise admin is deaf to it. Oh, and btw, ban me; don't give a fuck. Ok friends, here we go. (20 vids) JACKPOT!! Leticia sucking her boyfriend's dick with condensed milk.mp4 IR - REV - Ebony Hot Wife Face Sit - 3.8 MIN.mp4 bbc_creampie_eruption.mp4 ebony_ir_deepthroat_10.mp4 xvideos.com_66d4850d5d2f5e42b9297e32a2940219-2.mp4 ebony_ir_cumshot_2.mp4 Ebony_ir_Craziness.mp4 ebony_ir_boning_8.mp4 deep_ir_lovemaking_blacked17.mp4 cumming_deep_in_her_throat_10.mp4 climbing_on_his_BBC_to_ride_bigg4-7.webm 69_with_BBC.mp4 blonde_dogging_handjob_2023_06_11.mp4 black_beach_bj.mp4 IR - Pounding out a wife - 1.5 MIN (1).mp4 IR - Fucking A Random And Getting Pounded Nice and Hard - 3.3 MIN.mp4 3WAY - VID-20190728-WA0236.mp4 IR - Petit white milf takes a BBC bull - 1.6 MIN.mp4 IR - PAWG couldn’t stop CREAMING all over BBC. - 1.2 MIN.mp4 IR - Watching My Wife Making Money - 32.7 MIN.mp4
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    The climax, when Josie engages, Is postponed for what seems to be ages. Out of self-preservation And to banish frustration She has three or four fellows – in stages. A little boy and girl are sitting in a sandbox. They both stood up decided to remove all the sand from their pants. After taking their pants fell off, they asked each other, "what's that?" pointing to their private parts. So they ran home and the little boy asked his father what it was and dad answered, "That's your truck, try to park it in as many garages as you can." The little girl asked her mother the same question and she said, "That's your garage, and don't let any boy park his truck there." So the next day the little girl comes running home yelling, "Mommy, mommy a boy tried to park his truck in my garage so I knocked his friggin' wheels off." This German tourist was on a bus tour of Castilla during the summer that had a stop at this old convent. The tour wasn't that interesting, and he managed to stay behind and start wandering. Feeling the urge, he stopped to pee on the outside wall of the chapel. While he was doing his business, the Mother Superior surprised him. "OH! I am sooooo sorry!" "No," she replied. "Actually, I've never seen a man's...You know. Could I take a look?" A nun asking to see his works freaked out the tourist but it was kinda kinky in a way, so he figured, what the hell. The nun looked at it for a bit and as he was about to put it away she said, "You know, I always wanted to touch it. Would you mind...?" "This is really weird, but, sure." The tourist was getting really excited. Who could say that a nun had tossed you off? "Could you take it all out so that I can get a complete experience?" the nun requested. The tourist, sure that he was about to get laid, willingly took down his pants. The nun began fondling his testicles and suddenly straightened, and said, "Don't (SQUEEZE) piss (SQUEEZE) on the (SQUEEZE) church (SQUEEZE) walls!!!" Three very macho mice are standing around trying to outdo each other. The first mouse says, "You know those little pellets they put out around the house trying to poison us? I love those things. I eat 'em like candy." The second mouse, not to be outdone says, "Oh yeah? Well, you know those mousetraps they put out to try to catch us? What I do is get on the trap, grab the cheese, and then flip over onto my back, and when the steel bar comes swinging down I grab it and do bench presses with it." The third mouse says, "You guys are really a couple of tough mice, and I'd love to keep hanging out with you here, but I gotta go fuck the cat."
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    Put that up for you Buddy. Rodney kills it. From my home town Chicago.
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    Dayumm Gunner! That post was extraordinary!
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    You are most welcome Sean. These days I only post for you and the regulars. I tell ya johnny, I can't get no respect. No respect I tell ya.
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    A few that are really sound worthy here. (8 vids) larkin-goodboy.webm girlfriend giving a deal.mp4 1 bbc Take a good look at her face..mp4 IR - BJ - Little white girl eats bbc - 3.1 MIN.mp4 12765 (1).mp4 Bruna Freitas Gulosa.mp4 IR - BJ - Facefucking and training college classmate how to suck 9 inches - 6.8 MIN.mp4 CUM - LUSAFUMU_2 (11) - 2.5 MIN.mp4
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    Chandler wasn't too happy with his doctor's recommendation to cure his constant fatigue."You want me to give up sex completely, Doc?" he cried. "I'm a young guy. I'm in the prime of my life. How do you expect me to give up sex and go cold turkey?""Well," replied the doctor, "you could get married and taper off gradually." My new girlfriend and I were traveling to meet my parents, when she got a flat tire. So, I called my parents and said, “Sorry mom, we’re going to be late. My girlfriend’s got a puncture!” “Oh!” she sighed, “I thought you had a real one this time!” Why do Jewish girls have gold diaphragms? So they can tell their fathers that their boyfriends are cumming into money! The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have!"He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby."He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have!"The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby."He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!"
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    And so castles made of sand, melt into the sea, eventually... Fuck this house. (7 vids) BlackXStallions_KVWPROC_720p.mp4 12765.mp4 99-fuckin in the park.mp4 EBONY - BJ - Police almost missed up my nut - 2.3 MIN.mp4 IR - Hotwife and BBC in backseat - 1.4 MIN.mp4 She's a Keeper.mp4 22801_255370.mp4
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