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    Hmmm, been awhile
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    You got my attention Gunner; thanks
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    Sound on! What we have here...is a failure to communicate (7 vids) Hotwife Fucks BBC At School While Husband Watches (3D Comic).mp4 11-Interracial Missionary fuck.mp4 DT - 56901.mp4 HJ - IR - handjob from old lady - . 4 MIN.mp4 IR - Calling For God.... 2 MIN.mp4 SELF - driving the neighbor crazy - .6 MIN.mp4 1292285313_WatchKateeowens-KateelifeKateeOwenDancePorn-Span.mp4
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    Umm

    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    There's an oversexed lady named Whyte, Who insists on a dozen a night. A fellow named Cheddar, Had the brashness to wed her... His chance of survival is slight. There's a tavern in London that's staffed, By a barmaid who's tops at her craft: In her striving to please, She serves ale on her knees, So the patrons get head with their draft. One day in a third grade classroom a teacher asked her students what their fathers did for a living. The first boy raises his hand, and says my dad is a fireman. The teacher replies, "Hey, that’s a great profession, he gets to fight fires and he has to be very brave." The teacher next calls on a second student. A young girl is chosen, and she tells the class that her father is a policeman. The teacher replied, "Oh, that’s a great job, he has to be very brave, and he gets to put all the criminals behind bars." Then, a third student raises his hand and is chosen by the teacher. She asks him what his father does for a living and he says that his father eats light bulbs. The teacher, now confused, says, "That's crazy, what makes you think that he eats light bulbs?" The student replies, "Well last night I got up out of bed to get a drink of water, and when I walked by my parents’ room I overheard my father say, 'Hey baby, turn out the light and I'll eat it.'" In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin, and very proud of it.Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and desiring to make sure everything was in proper order when she dies, she went to the town's undertaker [who also happened to be the local postal clerk] to make the proper "final" arrangements.As a last wish, she informed the undertaker that she wanted the following inscription engraved on her tombstone: "BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED AS A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN"Not long after, the old maid died peacefully.A few days after the funeral, as the undertaker/postal clerk went to prepare the tombstone that the lady had requested, it became quite apparent that the tombstone she had selected was much too small for the wording she had chosen.He thought long and hard about how he could fulfill the old maid's final request, considering the very limited space available on the small piece of stone.For days, he agonized over the dilemma.Finally his experience as a postal worker allowed him to come up with what he thought was the appropriate solution to the problem.The virgin's tombstone was finally completed and duly engraved, and it read as follows: RETURNED UNOPENED.
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    Many thanks Gunner. Glad u dug it
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    Glad u dug it Sean lol, now you know I'm gonna fill that pussy first Peter Yep Dobe, workable spot for a connoisseur
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    You are most welcome Sean. Glad u dug it
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    this is starting to smell like spam. keep it off my strings!
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    lovely but vids only here please. AND NO LINKS ON MY POSTS. belongs in "Gifs and pics." Ok, (12 vids) 1 love2.mp4 1 creampie10.mp4 1 blacked (1).mp4 526664246_WifeTakesaWetRideandCumsTwice-13_7MIN.mp4 Good Pumping.mp4 1962919426_CUCK-Puncherjuststared.mp4 sucker-naughty-ja-that-you-like-to-lick-a-turtledove.mp4 filmed the white fucking.mp4 1 blacked2 (1).mp4 360258934_husbandhelpedhisfriendputhisdickinhiswifespussyandlethimpenetrateherwithoutacondom-3_5MIN.mp4 1362381469_IR-wifefirstblackguypart2-8_4MIN.mp4 1 do the wife46.mp4
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    it's why I generally don't allow links on my posts
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    Umm

    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    All over the bed we did roam I swear from my mouth I did foam I was just fit to pop When we both had to stop.. As male a voice said, "Hey honey, I'm home!!" An astronomer slept in the sun, Then woke with his fly quite undone. He remarked, with a smile, "Hoorah! A sundial! And it's now a quarter past one."
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    Hey Slap, nice to see you checking in. Lots of long time good folks lately. Umm, some vids including one cornball older one. (8 vids) Creampie 1 blacked12.mp4 1 beach.mp4 1 Daddy tasting his delicious hot load.mp4 Swinger Wife in an RV - 12 min.mp4 Jungle Blue 1978_1080p.mp4 big_girl_banged.mp4 -9681685-.mp4 received_601884685070415.mp4
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    I try to make it a point to report them immediately. I leave a comment for others that it's spam, and then report
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    OK, take out your secret decoder rings; ***xyzfuckthisplaceabc***
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    Umm

    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    Concerned about his failing manhood, a farmer went to the local doctor for help. The doctor gave him a small container of pills and told him to take no more than one a day. Back home, the farmer thought he'd try the medication on his stud horse first. The horse swallowed the pill, jumped out of his stall, kicked a side of the barn over, and ran off down the road. "Those pills are too strong for me," the farmer thought, and poured the rest into his well. Later, when the doctor came to check on him, the farmer told how he had disposed of the medication. "Heavens!" exclaimed the doctor. "You haven't drunk any of the well water, have you?" "No," said the farmer. "We can't get the pump handle down." One day a 5th grade class was taking a field trip but the weather was extremely bad and the trip was to be delayed and they had to stay in a hotel for the night.So Little Johnny was sleeping in the same room as his teacher.In the middle of the night the teacher woke up and was frightened by the sight of Johnny standing right over her.He asked if he could sleep with her cause he couldn't sleep.She said okay, then Johnny asked to lay a little closer and she said okay.Then he asked if he could put his finger in her belly button and she said "NO""But my mommy lets me do it when I can't sleep and it helps."So the teacher says, "Okay fine, do whatever your mom lets you do."A few minutes later the teacher says "OH. that's not my bellybutton."And Johnny says, "I know. That's not my finger." Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table.Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future."Paul readily agreed and the palm reader took one look at his open palm and said, "I can see that you have no girlfriend.""That's true," said Paul."Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren't you?""Yes," Paul shamefully admitted. "That's amazing. Can you tell all of this from the 'love line' on my palm?""Love line? No, from the calluses."
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    One is converted from an flv, which is supposed to work here but doesn't. Prob won't work; too bad, it was a good one. ( 7 vids) Wonder Woman Gets Fucked.mp4 Creampie - Chinese milf fucked.mp4 IR - Cuck - married wife gets creampied by a ebony friend - 4.9 MIN.mp4 Husband films his wife without condoms and get in for a while - 4.9 MIN.mp4 TF - IR - Big White Titties Fucking BBC - .5 MIN.mp4 Dogging.mp4 IR - Older wife having sex with bbc in front a cuck - 5.6 MIN.mp4
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    Eleven minutes can seem like forever... A Police Officer was patrolling some side roads off the main highway. At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, on Lovers' Lane, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. Puzzled by this unusual situation, the Officer walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, Officer?" The trooper asks: "What are you doing?” The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine. Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the Officer says: "And, her, what is she doing?" The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails.” Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night on Lover's Lane and nothing obscene is happening! The trooper asks: "What's your age, young man?" The young man says: "I'm 22, sir." The trooper asks: "And her, what's her age?" The young man looks at his watch and replies, "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    One day a boy asks his dad, "What's the difference Between a pussy and a cunt?"Dad thought for a minute and said "Come with me."He took his son to his mother's bedroom, where She was sleeping nude."Son" he whispered, "see that brown soft furry patch? That is a pussy."The boy asked, "May I touch it to see how soft and furry it is?""No!" replied his father. "That might wake the cunt up." Once upon a time there was a king who had a beautiful .One day a young prince from a nearby kingdom came by for a visit.That night, after everyone had gone to bed, the prince snuck out of his room and entered the princess' room.She said, "What are you doing in my room? Leave immediately or I will call my father!"The Prince said, "Don't be frightened. I am not going to hurt you.You are so beautiful. I just want to kiss you and hold you."He kissed her lips and here and there and everywhere.Soon he had gone where no man had gone before. They were enthusiastically doing the nasty.After he finished, he rolled over and relaxed.She said, "Wow! That was fun. Let's do it again."He climbed back in the saddle for seconds. Then again rolled over and relaxed.She said, "That was so good. We have to do it again."He wasn't very enthusiastic, but he just managed to rise again to the occasion. He then rolled over and again tried to relax.She said, "Come on, let's do it again."The prince said, "Leave me alone or I will call your father." Once upon a time there was a young redneck by the name of Jack.Jack lived and worked on a farm with the farmer, the farmer's wife and their , Mabel.One fine day as Jack was attending to his daily chores he saw Mabel bending over to milk the cow.He felt himself become aroused for the first time and, shocked, ran to find the farmer to explain this strange phenomena.Upon finding the farmer he proceeded to drop his trousers and whip out his stiff trouser snake much to the horror of the farmer."Farmer, farmer," Jack cried, "what is happening to my penis?""Now settle down and put that thing away." said the farmer."Don't worry about it. It happens to all men.""But I don't like it!" cried Jack."Well then," said the farmer, "next time it happens just go into the milk shed, get some cow shit and rub it on your dick. It'll go down quick smart, trust me."The next day Jack was passing by the house when he looked in and saw the farmer’s wife having a shower.Feeling his member getting hard he rushed into the cow shed, dropped his pants and picked up two handfuls of shit. Just then Mabel walked into the shed."What are you doing Jack?" asked Mabel."Well," Jack replied, "I'm gonna rub this shit on my dick to make it go down." "That would be a waste." Mabel said as she laid down on the ground and lifted her skirt. "Why don't you stick it up here?"So he did. Both handfuls.
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    lots of really nice wedding rings interspersed in the post
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    Who's leg do I have to hump around here?? (4 vids) 1 blacked2.mp4 17935.mp4 1 blacked.mp4 1533316882_CUCK-Inhotelroom.mp4
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    Can't stand when they waste my cum, and there's no way I'm using latex.. ( 7 vids) 99-ebony sucking white dick.mp4 Cuckold - Wife in Hotel with Black Cocks - husband films.mp4 55-blacked and luvin it (3).mp4 DOGGING - VID-20220503-WA0160.mp4 CUCK - In hotel room.mp4 RIDE - Vids 4742.mp4 No Sex Before Marriage.mp4
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