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    aww Peter, you've got to at least let him cum on top of her pussy
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    Morris was screwing his best friend's wife one afternoon, when he suddenly stopped and sat on the edge of the bed, holding his head in his hands. "What the hell is your problem?" the lady asked. "I feel like a regular son of a bitch, getting my best friend's pussy," the man moaned. The lady reached over and patted him on the back. "Well, if that's all it is, you can stop worrying," she said. You're not getting his pussy...."His pussy is three inches deeper." Simply wanted to keep things discrete, So I hid myself under the sheet. Out of sight, undercover, 'Tween the legs of my lover, I enjoyed what I found there to eat! There was an old maid from Luck, Who took it into her head to fuck. She was about to resign 'Till she hung out a sign: "Come in, I've decided to suck." An Italian family is at the dinner table when the father says to his youngest son, "Tony! Why you a such a fat a-boy?"Tony says, "Poppa, it's a Mama's spaghetti! I can't a stop a-eating it."Poppa says, "You should a take a-smaller bites!"Then Poppa says to his middle son, "Michael! Why you a such a fat a-boy?"Michael says, "Poppa, it's a Mama's lasagna. I can't a stop a-eating it, it's a-so good."Poppa says, "You should a-also take a smaller bites."Then Poppa says to his oldest son, "Fredo! How you a stay so slim a and a trim a?"Fredo says, "It's a so easy, Poppa. I eat a lots and lots of a pussy."Poppa says, "Pussy? Pussy, that's a-taste like shit!"Fredo says, "Poppa, You should a take a-smaller bites!" Michael the sailor docked at New York after a frustrating three-month voyage.Unfortunately, he'd lost most of his pay playing poker on board ship, so when he eventually found a lady of the night all he could offer her was 50¢ and a pair of sneakers.She refused with disdain.He wandered around in search of a more accommodating girl, but was refused time and time again.Eventually he found a more sympathetic lady who told him that although she could not possibly accept his offer herself, he could always try Mabel down the road.But she warned him not to expect too much as Mabel was very unresponsive and would probably just lie there passively.He found Mable and as times were hard she reluctantly agreed to accept the 50¢ and the pair of sneakers for her services, but told him not to expect any kind of response from her.Michael began the amorous act and after a few minutes was please to find an arm coming around his back. This was followed shortly after by a leg curling around his rear.Michael, who had always fancied himself a bit of a Romeo, gasped, "I knew you wouldn't be able to resist my charms.""Don't worry about me, love," answered Mabel, "I'm just trying on the sneakers."
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A Jewish girl tells her Catholic college roommate that she's going home for Rosh Hashanah, and invites her to come along. The Catholic girl asks the Jewish girl, "Is this the holiday when you light the candles?" "No," the Jewish girl replies, "That's Hannukah." The Catholic girl then asks the Jewish girl, "Is that when you eat unleavened bread?" "No," the Jewish girl replies, "That's Passover. Rosh Hashanah is the holiday when we blow the shofar." The Catholic girl replies, "That's what I like about you Jews, you're so good to your help. An old lady dies and goes to heaven.She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful bloodcurdling screams."Don't worry about that." says St. Peter, "It's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings."The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation.Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams.Oh my God," says the old lady, "now what is happening?"Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo."I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell." You can't go there, "says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and sodomized.""Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for that!
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    now who is going to produce this flick?
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    Many thanks Gunner. lol, that was a long one! and, believe it or not, deliberate or not, the site is now making it more difficult for me to post. Comic really. If it is deliberate, just ban me. Taking on average at least twice as long to put this stuff up.
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    LMFAO, There just may not be any fucking pics on earth left to share 😈
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    lucky maintenance man. beautiful pussy slit, did she share it with him? oh! and btw, fuck this place!
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    Mike picked up an attractive woman [named Linda], who flagged down his car in a seedy part of town. As they rode, he asked her what she did for a living. Linda winked at Mike and said, "I'm a magician." "No way," Mike scoffed. "Prove it." So Linda touched him on the thigh; and 'Poof', Mike turned into a hotel. Q. What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy? A. Kermit's Finger Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme. A blonde enters a sex shop and asks for a vibrator. The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall." She says, "I'll take the red one." The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher."
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    the green effect made it really kool Gunner. thanks for sharing
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    Great post Peter, thanks for sharing.
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    much appreciated Sean, and an accurate description of how I feel about the motley crew here.
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    my pleasure Sean. will keep an eye out and share more often
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    stunning woman; thanks for sharing
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    secondjag posted a topic in Cuckold Talks

    Saw this, written by a cuckold in chastity, on another site and wondered what other cuckolds/wives felt about it Do you just feel Secure, Safer and at Peace when your little Cuck Dicklett is locked up in it's Tiny Chastity Cage?I KNOW...I SURE DO!!!FYI...Yes, I do have a Tiny, Thin, White Cuckold Pecker. (At my 18 yr. old best, I was 3 1/2 inches when fully erect.) I am naturally Submissive and I've been a 24/7 Chastity locked and 100% Pussy Free Cuckold since 2009.I know it may sound weird...But,I feel that Chastity is Home for me...it is my Happy Place. It is where I Belong.I actually feel Naked when it is NOT locked on! (Which since 2009...is very rare.)With having my self masterbation schedule firmly under my Wifes control now, I find myself better able to focus on my Wifes needs and desires and she has my full attention, respect and adoration at all times.Being long-term Chastity locked has absolutely allowed me to become better skilled at giving a Woman oral sex pleasure...as giving oral sex is pretty much the extent of my sex life now. (I'm also allowed to wear a Strap-on Dildo when Wifes Dates are not available...My Chastity cage just stays locked on.)Do I have to sit to Pee?...For sure.Has my Wife told other Women about our Lifestyle and my Chastity & Pussy Free requirements? Absolutely...But, I'm not shy and wear my Cage with Pride and Honor.Have I shrunk and become Limp? Absolutely...(I'm down to 1 1/2 - 2 inches.) But, we would not have it any other way. Me being made to go Limp has only made my Chastity Cage more comfortable to wear. (No more erections = No more discomfort.)****My Wife decided from the very start that me being Pussy Free was what was needed and for the best. So, for us...me becomming totally Limp is not really an issue at all.Do I miss putting my Tiny Dick into my Wifes Pussy? I miss being able to orgasm quickly. But as far as intercourse sex with my Wife: Surprisingly, Not really! I feel a weight off my shoulders or a relief that I no longer have to try so hard to please her. (Which I never could do.) I can just leave the sex to better Men...then sit back and wait for my Cuck Treats! (My Wife now allows me to have 0-6 self pleasure orgasms per year, (NEVER more) based on my behavior, obediance and treatment of her.)Does my Wife still like to have sex and need to have sex with other better equipped Men? Yes Of course...But, we still Love eachother and want to stay Married and want her to be sexually satisfied. We feel that jealousy has no place in a Cuckold Marriage. We are full subscribers to the saying:Happy Wife = Happy Life.Am I brainwashed?Am I strange?Do any other Cucks feel this way?
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    Glad u dug it Hardy
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    The blind daters had really hit it off and, at the end of the evening as they were beginning to undress each other in his apartment. The fellow said, "Before we go any further, Charlene, tell me, do you have any special fetishes that I should take into account in bed?" "As a matter of fact," smiled the girl, "I do happen to have a foot fetish, but I suppose I'd settle for maybe seven or eight inches!” A woman is very distressed because she has not been married very long, and yet her husband has lost interest in having sex.So, she goes to see her doctor, and relays the problem.The doctor doesn't seem worried at all and tells her that this is nothing serious, that her husband has merely lost his animal instincts.The doctor tells her to crumble some dog biscuits on her husband's cereal every morning without telling him, and little by little this will bring out the savage beast in him. He wishes her good luck and tells her to come back in a week with a progress report. A week later the woman returns to the doctor, who asks how her husband is."He's dead," she replies."Dead?" the doctor asked. "What happened?"The woman replied, "He was sitting on the driveway licking his balls, and I backed over him with the car." btw, side note; i, for one, wish those lions had found that prick dentist
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