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  1. secondjag
    you know i never used to include those pics, i get sent a lot of them. will def start sharing more
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    Umm

    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    Angus Broon of Glasgow comes to the little lady of the house exclaiming, "Maggie, cud ya be sewin' on a wee button that's come off of me fly? I canna button me pants.""Oh Angus... I've got me hands in the dishpan, go up the stairs and see if Mrs. MacDonald could be helpin' ya with it."About 5 minutes later there's a terrible crash, a bang, a bit of yelling, and the sound of a body falling down the stairs.Walking back in the door with a blacked eye and a bloody nose comes Angus.The little lady looks at him and says, "My god, what happened to ya? Did you ask her like I told you?""Aye," says Angus. "I asked her to sew on the wee button an she did. Everything was goin' fine but when she bent doon to bite off the wee thread, Mr. MacDonald walked in..." After the wedding [at the reception], the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "Fuck you!" Then he turned to his bride and said, "Fuck you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outa here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge: making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this? Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends........$32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.......................$3,000. Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui...................$8,500. The look on everyone’s face: PRICELESS!
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    do you think Becky will do that? suspect that would work or at least advance your desire exponentially. don't doubt that. prob 1,000 stories for every one you see.
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    Here's a some ( 6 vids) wife first time-2.mp4 the grower VIDEO.mp4 286372996_darkdickforcuckoldswife(2).mp4 1451825934_WifeWantsToBeBlackBred.mp4 1876207065_WomanPussyGrippin.mp4 1872742157_HotWifeinstockingsenjoyingbigblackcock.mp4
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    Umm

    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his 1st-year medical students.Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"She replied, "Probably deer hunting or playing golf with his buddies." There was a young man from Cape HornWho wished he had never been born,And he wouldn't have been,If his father has seenThat the tip of his condom was torn. After the end of the Finnish war, a young female reporter from a British newspaper was sent to Finland to write an article about the soldiers homecoming.She had interviewed half a dozen, when she met Pekka on the street."Excuse me," she said, "were you in the war?""Yah, I was in the infantry.""Would you mind answering a few questions for a newspaper article?""Nej, I wouldn't mind at all.""When you came home, when the war was over, what was the first thing you did?""I fucked my wife," Pekka said bluntly.The journalist went crimson, and tried desperately to change the subject."After that, I mean. What did you do after that?""I fucked her again," he answered.The journalist turned an even darker shade of red. "Other than that! Uh - what did you do when you were finished with all that?""Then I took off my skis and my heavy backpack, and ate." Alex was a sports fan whose face was always either buried in the sports pages or transfixed by the television screen.One night as he lay in bed next to his wife watching a football game, she got up, walked across the room and unplugged the TV."Hey," Alex shouted, "what do you think you are doing?""I'm sick of sports, I'm sick of TV," she replied. "You haven't touched me in months. We're going to talk about sex right now!""OK, OK. So," he asked after a moment, "how often do you think David Beckham gets laid?"
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    just my opinion Peter but I think this is the key to where you want to be. Somehow, someway, one of these brothers needs to share some pics to send her mind racing. Either that or, as I've said previously, a trip to the clubs.
  9. secondjag
    this woman is stunning! thanks for sharing
  10. secondjag
    thanks so much Sean long time in this life style. in addition to hosting/admin of a related site for a while, lol, I was a "card carrying" member of "Plato's' Retreat" in NY. you can google Plato's, the place was kool as fuck and, even the food was good
  11. secondjag
    Gunner you wouldn't believe how much I continue to throw away. But too, a lot of content comes my way daily from several cuckolds or their hotwives I have known through the years.
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    Too much for one post. Post 2 of 2
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    Too much for one post. Post 1 of 2
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    more than you might imagine. i'll start looking for more and I'm aware of at least one site devoted to it
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    Umm

    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar. He spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his valet."Your duties will be exactly the same as they were in the army," the general said. "Nothing to it; you'll catch on again fast."Next morning promptly at eight o'clock, the ex-orderly entered the ex-general's bedroom, pulled open the drapes, gave the general a gentle shake, strode around the other side of the bed, spanked his employer's wife on her bottom and said, "OK, sweetheart, it's back to the village for you." There was a young man from Cape HornWho wished he had never been born.He wouldn't have been,If his father has seenThat the tip of his condom was torn. After his annual physical, the sexually active bachelor was waiting in the doctor's office for the results."Well," said the doctor, "I have good news and bad news for you.""The way I feel, please give me the good news first," replied the bachelor."The good news," announced the doctor, "is that your penis has grown an additional four inches since your last exam.""Great!" the man shouted, "What is the bad news?""It's malignant," replied the doctor After several years of serving the church in a far-away land, a priest is requested to report to his new assignment at a church in the South Bronx, New York.Upon his arrival he set out immediately to learn the new culture by taking a walk down the street in plain clothes.On his way a loose looking woman approaches him and in a lowered voice says, "Hey Buddy... blow job 25 bucks."The priest glares at her confused and says "What's a blow job?..."The woman is just as confused and says "What are you a comedian!" and walks off.The priest undaunted walks on to the next block and again another seedy looking woman confronts him and again repeats, "Hey mister blow job 25 bucks."The priest quickly replies "What is this blow job!?"The woman looks at him surprised and thinking something's wrong hurries off.The priest now very curious returns to the church to ask anyone he can find what exactly this thing he's never heard of is.The first door he sees as he enters the church is that of Mother Superior.The priest knocks on the door and Mother Superior invites him in to take a seat.The priest looks at Mother Superior and says "I have a question - What is a blow job?"Mother Superior quickly goes to shut the door and upon returning to her seat she replies in a whisper.... "Same as on the outside.... 25 Bucks.... "
  16. secondjag
    lol, so say we all brother. ok, some old, some new, all good. click on one for bigger, better, image
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    Get this day going (9 vids) Sexy Galelia Enjoys A Thrilling Feisty Fuck - 3.mp4 Sexy Galelia Enjoys A Thrilling Feisty Fuck - 2.mp4 Sexy Galelia Enjoys A Thrilling Feisty Fuck - 1.mp4 1 do the wife20 (1).mp4 Friends Grandma Stroking me Part 2 - cumshot.mp4 Friends Grandma Stroking and Adoring my BBC.mp4 Watching his wife fuck a black guy on the couch.mp4 his BBC drive me nuts.mp4 Sexy Galelia Enjoys A Thrilling Feisty Fuck - 4 Creampie.mp4
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    Stunning woman. Thanks for sharing
  19. secondjag
    Sean, gotta be someone here who is in MN who can help you out. 'Cmon lurkers!?
  20. secondjag
    most welcome Sean. thought you might enjoy a little black coffee with your cream.
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    I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello. Sound on; yet more - I spoil ya (6 vids) Q Fist HJe5to9UrKTw_lnU.mp4 Making it cum 1 do the wife21.mp4 dark dick for cuckolds wife.mp4 Real Slut Wife Cucks Hubby With a Huge BBC -creampie.mp4 Cuckold , wife and a BBC perfect sex.mp4 First Time with Black Man.mp4
  22. secondjag
    still interest in this topic?
  23. secondjag
    May as well get rid of these now
  24. secondjag
    Anyone for ebony cream??
  25. secondjag
    Alright, you ready? Here we go. As always, just click on most any image for larger, more detail pic
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