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    You absolutely have to have the sound on for "Cuckold, dirty talking wife," JACKPOT!! ( 11 vids) Britney_Pipe_Blow.mp4 blonde_ir_anal_reverse_cowgirl_blacked3.mp4 Camilla_Creampie_sweet_bj_144.mp4 Mature wife riding cock.mp4 White wife fucked by BBC.mp4 Juicy wife bouncing on boyfriends cock pt3.mp4 Juicy wife bouncing on boyfriends cock pt2.mp4 Juicy wife bouncing on boyfriends cock pt1.mp4 Friend from Porto Alegre gave a drooling blowjob and gave her pussy.mp4 video_2023-05-06_13-20-21.mp4 cuckold, dirty talking wife with giant cock.mp4
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    Umm

    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A young woman, feeling morning dizziness and strange cravings, goes to see a gynecologist.After a thorough examination, the Doctor tells her:"Well, my dear, I am puzzled; the test shows that you are pregnant, but when I examined you, I found that you are still a virgin.I mean, your hymen is not ruptured, except for seven tiny holes, a little more that pinpricks, actually.... by the way, what did you say your name was?""My name is Snow White," replies the girl. What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant. After an all-night party a hung over young gay guy is feeling very sore in the posterior. Going to his proctologist, he's surprised when the doctor announces, "Young man, did you know that you have a dozen roses up here?" Turning excitedly, the gay cried, "Oooh . . .read the card! Read the card!" What's the definition of a good salesman? A really great salesman is one who can actually make his wife feel sorry for the girl who lost her panties and bra in his car. "Adam," the heavenly voice called to the Garden of Eden, "what did you and Eve do today?""We ate some fruit, Lord," Adam said reverently."Did you eat of the forbidden tree?" asked God."Yes, Lord, we did," Adam confessed."And then what did you do?" God asked."We had mad, wild, and passionate sex all afternoon.""Where is Eve now?" the Lord bellowed."She's down at the brook washing herself out.""Oh, NO," the Lord moaned." Now all my fish are going to smell like PUSSY!" Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, "I wear a wig, because I was born totally hairless. Not a hair on my body, not even down there." That night, Mrs. Schmidlap tells her husband. He says, "I've never seen anything like that. Please tomorrow, ask her to go into the bedroom and show you. I want to hide in the closet so I can have a look." The next day, Mrs.Schmidlap asks the girl and the two of them go into the bedroom and the girl strips and shows her. Then the girl says, "I've never seen one with hair on it. Can I see yours?" So, Mrs. Schmidlap pulls off her clothes and shows her. That night, Mrs. Schmidlap says to her husband, "I hope you're satisfied, because I was pretty embarrassed when that girl asked to see mine." Her husband says, "You think you were embarrassed...I had the four guys I play poker with in the closet with me."
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    Thanks Hardy, appreciate it
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    she'll get there. all the elements are in place if one of those brothers just knows his game. would be soooo much easier if you had contact with one of them; especially the new young stud. She looks happy and content in the pic; very nice
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    get that..you know, it used to be the taboo. rarely is now. but the contrast of a brother in a white chick is a turn on
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    awesome!! be interesting to know how many here are following your journey
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    Thanks buddy
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    Very nice of you to say so Sean. Thanks Peter, I consider us friends as well. I'm a realist so what ever happens, happens. I've had an amazing ride. That is indeed a pretty pussy. I like shaved or just a landing strip. Think about it; would you eat chicken with the feathers still on, lol?
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    It's a mad world. Upside down. Here's a boatload, sound on. (10 vids) Good things in small packages.mp4 Cumming.mp4 I so need this!.mp4 Texas Bbc.mp4 White women love black hard cock.mp4 JENNY RIDES THE BBC.mp4 This Is How Grown Folks Fuck At Home!.mp4 Best Cuckold Ever.mp4 Cuckold Husband Films His Gorgeous Wife Getting Used By BBC.mp4 Proper job.mp4
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    aww, you'd have been fine Gunner..You're good people
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    Lol, I keep trying to get out, and they pull me back in. In all seriousness Peter, appreciate it. Thing is I can't stand the lying and indifference here as well as the petty bullshit. Honestly don't know why it bothers me so much, guess it's just the way I'm wired. Would have left a long time ago if it wasn't for people like you. Very rare here when I have "flamed" someone here. Only do that if they are rude to members, somehow endorse violence towards women or children, or cruelty to animals (yes, that's actually happened). There are now too many really wonderful folks here to mention by name as I would undoubtedly forget someone and feel bad. Even though I know he doesn't want me to mention it, I'll share something a member did for me not long ago (you know who you are). I don't generally share issues regarding my health, it isn't great. Among other things, I suffer with stage 4 kidney disease. This AMAZING SOUL offered me a kidney. IT WAS A SERIOUS OFFER. He is an incredible human being and it seriously touched me. I could not accept such a generous offer but still... Something else that has driven me to stay. Usually small sites like this don't last long. However the kind of stuff I put up drives traffic to the site ( I believe. I say that as someone who owned/admin such a site.) in addition to that kind of content i have endeavored to put up both on topic and interesting or thought provoking posts in spite of the fact that those tend to be far less visited or contributed to. Funny that the individuals who have complained about my stuff are suspiciously absent contributing to this type of content as well. It is NOT an accident that I started "UMM." If I think of this as a "magazine" for the cuckold lifestyle, it no doubt would include humor and I kind of like the idea that we find a way to make each other smile from time to time. Ok, forgive me, I'm getting long winded. I hate to keep intimating that I'm going to leave. So let's just see how it goes. Enjoy these -
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    Mmmm, my kind of flag Peter. Could easily pledge allegiance to that flag.
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    what? again? fuck! ( 6 vids) sound on. appreciate all the PM's but if I don't stop nobody will take me seriously Tutor.mp4 big black cock cumming inside white pussy (1).mp4 brunette deepthroat love2.mp4 blonde reverse cowgirl blacked19.mp4 Taping Wife’s First Time With A Black Man.mp4 Making hot love with black man.mp4
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    Thanks Slapper; much appreciated
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    Umm

    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six", despite her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home now, 'Mother of six?’” His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, “Anytime you're ready, Father of four.” My ex-BF tried to hhhhhhhhh me by telling all his friends that I was lousy in bed. Imagine his surprise when they all disagreed. The was an old woman from KentWho went to a football event.She sat near the goal,And opened her hole.One guess as to where the ball went? A young man went into a sex shop to buy some condoms, and a sales girl approached him.Sales girl: Can I help you, Sir?Young man: Yes, I want to buy some condoms.Sales girl: What size do you need, Sir?Young man: I didn't realize they came in different sizes. I don't know what size I would need.Sales girl: May I hold your penis to tell what size you would need? As she was holding the penis, she called for assistance: "Give me a SMALL one... Wait! Make it MEDIUM...Wait! Make it LARGE... Shit! Give me a TISSUE !!!" Michael had a blind date with Sandra for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself more and more attracted to her.After some really passionate embracing, he said, "Tell me, do you object to making love?""That is something I have never done before," Sandra replied."Never made love? You mean you are a virgin?" Michael was amazed."No, silly!" Sandra giggled. "I've never objected!" A young woman goes out drinking one night, something that she normally doesn't do, and she gets really plastered! The next morning she rolls over and discovers there is an elephant in bed with her! She looks at the elephant and says, "Oh no, I must have been really tight last night!" The elephant looks at her and waves his trunk a little and says, "Only the first time." There was a young gigolo named Bruno Who said, "Screwing's one thing I do know. While women are fine, And sheep are divine, But Lama's are numero uno!" There was a small bakery shop in a town that had a very attractive female clerk. It became known throughout the town that the pretty woman didn't like to wear panties under her skirt while on duty as the clerk at the bakery.Men would come in to the store, all day long to buy a loaf of raisin bread. When they requested raisin bread, the clerk would have to climb a ladder to reach the bread on a high shelf behind the counter which revealed quite a show for the male customers.As the day grew longer, the lady became quite exhausted from climbing the ladder to fetch raisin bread. Just as she was on the ladder retrieving another loaf of raisin bread for a customer, an elderly gentleman walked into the bakery to purchase bread.The clerk shouted down to the old man, who was pretending not to be looking up, and asked, "Sir, I'll bet yours is raisin, too?"The old gentleman replied, "No it isn't, but it is sure startin' to twitch some."
  17. secondjag
    yup, that seals it! get the toy and as you use it on her tell her how good Z cock looks going in her. lick her pussy as you fuck her with it. take it out and lick the dick telling how good her pussy tastes on Z dick. i think the next goal is to see if she uses it on herself because then you'll know what she is thinking about
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    just a thought Peter; it might be time to buy her a new, life like toy, black, at least eight thick inches. and name it after her new young stud.
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    doesn't change the fact he chose her Peter. And I don't doubt for a min he was hoping he could talk her out of everything but the boots. Never the less, the pic is pretty awesome. Makes me wonder if there was anything else she never told anybody, including the photo shoot.
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    damn Gunner, between you and Dober I think the crew are in pretty good hands. call me when you get close to 14,000. Damn, forgive me if it's boastful but aprox 20,000 pics and 6,000 vids spread out over 13,500 posts. and countless other on topic posts. no fuckin wonder I'm tired, lmao. i'll come runnin
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    wondering if there is a way to go out with a bang?? anyway, too many for one post Post 2 of 2
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    wondering if there is a way to go out with a bang?? anyway, too many for one post Post 1 of 2
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    stunning pic Peter, just stunning
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