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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A man and his wife had a terrible argument after breakfast. He ended by shouting, “You’re no good in bed, either!” He then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he needed to apologize and make amends, so he called her on the telephone. It took her a very long time to answer. When she finally answered breathlessly, he asked her what took so long. She said, “I was in bed.” “What were you doing in bed for so long?” “I was getting a second opinion.” A man and his wife had a terrible argument after breakfast. He ended by shouting, “You’re no good in bed, either!” He then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he needed to apologize and make amends, so he called her on the telephone. It took her a very long time to answer. When she finally answered breathlessly, he asked her what took so long. She said, “I was in bed.” “What were you doing in bed for so long?” “I was getting a second opinion.” A Swiss scientist has invented a new bra. It offers more support which will prevent a woman's breasts from bouncing around, and will keep her nipples hidden; even in cold temperatures. After announcing his invention, the scientist was taken outside where a large group of men beat the crap out of him. A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbucks one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon." Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum." The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics." The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire." And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!" The Italian replies, "That may be true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women!"
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    One nice creampie in here (4 vids) 428724131_BJ-VID-20220417-WA0055.mp4 Pounding with my BBC.mp4 BJ - Slut Wife.mp4 4657705_CREAMPIE-AFriendBreedsMyWife.mp4
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    Fuck this house. I mean it, fuck this house. Jackpot! enjoy your weekend (18 vids) 1 do the wife17.mp4 bukkake_cum_hgfd.mp4 1 do the wife16.mp4 258502348_StoleMyBike.mp4 138225181_BBWWifeBredbyBBCHubbyGetsSeconds.mp4 Blow hole.mp4 1459275785_NaturalFunattheFairfieldInn.mp4 1449123776_WifeSucksBlackDickHusbandWatches.mp4 VID-20220418-WA0412.mp4 289195831_breedingandcreampieeating.mp4 VID-20220916-WA0369.mp4 Fuck me until I run.mp4 VID-20220912-WA0230.mp4 VID-20220719-WA0479.mp4 VID-20220917-WA0228.mp4 VID-20220917-WA0220.mp4 VID-20220917-WA0219.mp4 VID-20220917-WA0108.mp4
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    Maurice comes home one day to find his wife, Hannah, an English teacher, in bed with his best friend. "Darling," Maurice cries, "how could you? After all the years we've been together, I come home from work to find you like this. I am surprised!" "No, no, my dear," says Hannah, "you are amazed. I am surprised." There was a young girl in BerlinWho eeked out a living through sin.She didn't mind fucking,But much preferred sucking,And she'd wipe off the pricks on her chin. Two elderly ladies, Connie and Evelyn, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Connie, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show!" "You're on!" said Evelyn, holding up a $10 bill. So Connie slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes, and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. Finally, the smiling Connie came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd. "What happened?" asked Evelyn "I won $500 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement'!" A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her -in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing; the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the -in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the -in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!" "My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me." The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress" she whispered, sensually. "Needs ironing," he said.
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    Nicely done Dobe
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    Peter, just my opinion, you have got to figure out a way to privately get in touch with this young guy. Let him know what you desire and between you reinforcing your support to her and his turning up the heat, you'll soon realize your ambition. Oh, and fuck this place!!!
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    You know it's one thing when the sexy words get you excited. It's quite another to see the object of your desire.
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    Agree age isn't the issue. When I said "questioning" I was referring to her surprise at how it turned her on. Maybe scared her a bit.
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    fuckin place is screwing with me AGAIN. UNBELIEVEABLE
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    well done Gunner, well done
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    Stella, Stellaaaa. ( 6) 987796218_SELF-Carstopwithsquirt.mp4 MrHeadBoardKnocker and Ms Snow White.mp4 1 do the wife16.mp4 1 do the wife17.mp4 SELF - Thick MILF stunner MIN.mp4 1663945993_GrannyRidesAgain.mp4
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    Makes me think he may have tried to go a bit further with her Peter. Maybe a dick pic and she is shocked how much she liked it. And now she is questioning herself?? Don't know, but perhaps it's a good sign.
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman all talking about their teenage daughters.The Englishman says: " I was cleaning my 's room the other day, and I found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she smokes!The Scotsman says: "That's nothing. I was cleaning my 's room the other days when I found a half full bottle of Vodka. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she drank!"With that the Irishman says: "Both of you have got nothing to worry about. I was cleaning my 's room the other day when I found a packet of condoms. I was really shocked. I didn't even know she had a willy!" When his son refused to get a job, his father insisted he join the Army. At the induction physical, the Army doctor directed the reluctant recruit to read the eye chart across the room. "What chart?" the young man asked. "The one on the wall!" the doctor said. "What wall?" Sensing he had a deadbeat on his hands, the doctor asked his beautiful nurse to walk in naked. "What do you see now?" "Nothing." "Well, you may not see anything," the doctor said," but your indicator is pointing toward Ft. Leonardwood! Welcome to the Army, son."
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    I spoil you; I really do ( 8 vids) Lick vid.mp4 _missionary.mp4 blonde_mouthful.mp4 blonde_ir_ffm_trio_creampie_eruption.mp4 blonde_ir_doggy_fuck_AtéOTalo.mp4 black_hair_n_brunette_FFM_trio_fucking_blacked27.mp4 b4.mp4 b13.mp4
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    anybody like tits? how 'bout wedding rings? boots? trust me there are some pics, even creampie, you simply must click on for best view. enjoy (sorry, there may be some in here from previous post)
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    aww, thanks Peter. any progress? thanks Gunner, we aim to please 😈
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    Night time; 'cause it's the right time... (10 vids) 1 do the wife15.mp4 just because.mp4 2081162468_SuckingBigBlackdick.mp4 887855819_Holidaymemories(Part2).mp4 Flexibility.mp4 MrHeadBoard Knocker and Ms Snow White (1).mp4 African_immigrants_welCUM.mp4 D Resto 1574632013042454528.mp4 D shopping10.mp4 D Resto1569172267049062402.mp4
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A female truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper.The patrolman told her to get out of the truck, and noticed that the driver appeared to be putting something in her mouth as she stepped out of the cab.Figuring that the driver was putting away her pep pills, the patrolman asked "Did I just see you swallow something?""Yep, that was my birth control pill," said the driver."Birth control pill?" asked the patrolman."Yep, when I saw your flashing light, I knew I was gonna get fucked." A typical family of hillbillies, Paw, Maw, Jethro, and little Sally.One day, Jethro asked, "Paw, what is Sex?"Paw says, "Since you are a big boy, I will show you."Paw hollers, "Maw get yourself in here!" Paw then says, "Maw, take your clothes off and get on the bed. Now spread your legs."Paw says, "Jethro see that thar little hole? Now watch this!"In the midst of Paw's demonstration Little Sally comes in and exclaims, "What is going on? "Jethro answers, "Paw is teaching me about sex."Little Sally asks, "What is Sex?"Jethro replies, "See that little hole on Paw? Now watch this!"
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    O so nice Gunner. hmm, how 'bout these? lol, some cuckolds have to be forced to eat dinner
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    Man, this fuckin place. On a Tuesday it starts eating my numbers. WTF? Thanks Sean, I dig the ams as well. lol, except some of the hub camera work is soooooo bad. Try these on for size. ( 7vids) 2037427548_Hornyhousewifehashersexualfrustrationsliftedbysonsbestfriend.mp4 1 caption1.mp4 56791.mp4 1 ebony6.mp4 1 caption2.mp4 IR public.mp4 1 caption1 (1).mp4
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    a man's got to know his limitations... (4 vids) 125798995_Whitewifefuckingabbc2.mp4 1669468939_whitewifegetsfuckedbybbc-1.mp4 1212832960_HisIslamicLover.mp4 corno-negro-filma-sua-esposa-cavala-transando-com-outro-negao-so-que-mais-dotado-que-ele.mp4
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    Three Old Ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing.The first lady recalled shopping at the greengrocers and demonstrated with her hands. the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a pennyThe second old lady nodded, adding that the onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, she demonstrated the size of the two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word you're saying. But I can remember the guy you are talking about." There was nothing to do on this Thursday night, so the two co-eds were just hanging around the apartment.Brenda, who was dressed in only a in bra and panties, was jiggling back and forth around their place doing some chores.Abby, who was sitting on the bed, decided this was the night that she would reveal her secret to her roommate."Take a break," Abby said to her friend. "Come over here and sit down."As soon as Brenda sat on the bed, Abby leaned over and kissed her full on the lips."I've always wanted to tell you something," Abby said. "It's kinda hard to say this... Well, let me be frank."Brenda leaned toward her friend and said in a sexually husky voice, "No darling... Let me be Frank."
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