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    lol, you give her my love; glad she dug it
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    Umm

    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    An older couple is having breakfast when the old woman says to her husband "Just think, honey, we've been married for 60 years." "Yes," he replies. "Sixty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together. And we were probably naked as jaybirds." "Well," the old woman snickers, "should we get naked again for old time's sake?" So, they strip off their clothing and sit back down at the table. "You know," the old woman says breathlessly, "my nipples are as hot for you today as they were 60 years ago." "I'm not surprised," replies the old man. "One's in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal!" Once at the time of the world war, the soldiers were looting all villages, of food, wine and women. Before they could enter one such village, the villagers decide to scoot, except for one young man, who had an 80-year-old grandmother. So, the soldiers found the one occupied house and tore inside. "Bring us some food!" they demanded. The young man said, "But I have only half a loaf of bread." "War is War, bring us the food!" So he gives his last morsel of food. "Bring us some wine!" "But I doubt if there is any in the house, you know how things are these days!" "War is War, bring us the wine!" So the young man manages half a bottle and gives it to them. "Now, bring us a woman!" He said, "But everyone has left the village. The only female here is my 80-year-old grandmother!" "War is War, bring her to us!" The old woman is brought and she's so frail and weak that the soldiers decide against it and say, "We’ll let you off this time.'" Granny says, "The hell you will, War is War!" Morris a ninety-year old man lived in a retirement home and got a weekend pass.He stopped in his favorite bar and sat at the end and ordered a drink.He noticed a seventy-year old woman at the other end of the bar and he told the bartender to buy the lovely young lady a drink.As the evening progressed, Morris, the old man joined the lady and they went to her apartment, where they got it on.Two days later, the old man noticed that he was developing a drip, and he headed for the rest home doctor.After careful examination the doctor asked the old man if he had engaged in sex recently.The old man said, "Sure did!"The doctor asked if he could remember who the woman was and where she lived."Yes,...but why?""Well you'd better get over there... you're about to cum."
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    Thanks Sean, you know it's much appreciated
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    good man, get some pics!! nice stuff Gunner, thanks for sharing lol, you take good care of that pussy when she gets home
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    a funny thing happened on the way to the forum - (17 vids) spkd4-16.mp4 evdrp4-16.mp4 glasses4-16.mp4 fd4-16.mp4 toy4-16.mp4 Wrong Car.mp4 VID-20230108-WA0012.mp4 Balanço(ch).mp4 tse4-16.mp4 blonde_gets_the_life_fucked_into_her_blacked8.mp4 1384856624_IR-Takingallthatblackcock-1_3MIN.mp4 gramcrm.mp4 blonde_wants_that_BBC_pounding_blacked11.mp4 332407380_IR-Wifefirstbbc-2_5MIN.mp4 1627803336_IR-WifetriesBBC-2_5MIN.mp4 2055117062_IR-BJ-Chubbymilfwomansuckingherneighboursblackdick-3_5MIN.mp4 2114126253_POVofhotwifetakingherfirstBBC.mp4
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    So Gunner, the question is, "is she doing other things with black dick?" or was she angry. if she's out with a brother I don't owe you. if she's mad, i owe ya one. Hmm, how 'bout I put up some creampie vids/pics for dinner?
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    Umm

    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas.He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest, fattest woman, and a bologna sandwich!"The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."The trucker replies, "Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny, I'm homesick." A teacher is instructing her 4th grade class, and she's telling them that the word of the day is 'contagious.'She asks if anyone can use this word in a sentence, and several students raise their hands."Carl," she says.Carl says, "My dad told me to stay away from kids with mumps 'cause they're contagious.""Very good," says the teacher.Then she picks Suzie, who says, "The atmosphere was contagious."The teacher says, "Excellent, Suzie!" Then she notices that little Johnny has his hand up at the back of the class. "Yes, Johnny?"Johnny says, "The other day, me and my dad's a-sittin' around, and we saw our blonde neighbor painting her fence. She had a tiny little model car paintbrush, and she was going in tiny little strokes up and down the fence, and my dad says to me, 'Jesus, it's gonna take that cunt ages to finish that fence.'" A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. "If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked. "Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend. And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel. "Go and get help!" he cried. "But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!" "Take my shoe and cover yourself," he said. Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!" The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, "There's nothing I can do... he's in too far!"
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    Get off my lawn! Got one a bit different in these, enjoy (7 vids) oh, let's dedicate these vids to Masterminds' stunning sister, cousin and mom, all soooooo fuckable and currently sharing a couple of bbc 1 caption3.mp4 1 caption1.mp4 caption and creampie.mp4 Pat Midland PA.mp4 1018396063_IR-WildEnglishBBWBBCNata4sexhardcoreanaldrillingloudmoaningorgasm-3_3MIN.mp4 Watching the hot wife.mp4 1848875421_ABBCfuckshisemployeethenkeepsheronashisnewsecretary.mp4
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    once, upon a time... (5 vids) Eat that cum.mp4 bathroom5.mp4 Shots.mp4 monfck4-15.mp4 workingit4-15.mp4
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    Umm

    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A man decided to take the opportunity, while his wife was away, to paint the toilet seat.The wife came home sooner than expected, sat and got the seat, which then stuck to her rear. She was understandably distraught about this, and asked her husband to drive her to the doctor.She put on a large overcoat so as to cover the stuck seat, and they go.When they get to the doctor's, the man lifted his wife's coat to show the doctor their predicament.The man asked, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?""Well, yes," the doctor said, "But never framed!"
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    couldn't leave ya out there hanging (6 vids) 1333647279_Hubputsitin.mp4 328601340_WildEnglishBBWBBCFingerFuckingMyPussyInHotTub.mp4 She can't bothered with hubs' little dick.mp4 I do the wife hub strokes.mp4 1422465410_TifanysuckingBBCwithtalent.mp4 A good girl takes it all.mp4
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    I keep getting this stuff sent to me; is it worth sharing? Anyone dig it?
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    you know the drill...
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    glad u guys dug it
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    another day, another dollar. some more of great grandma in here - getting spanked and eating pussy. oh, and some nice wedding ring
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    I had a feeling you guys would get a kick out of those pics. glad u dug it
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    aww Dirty; you'd figure it out ooo la la (6 vids) Bathing Song.mp4 765513456_MarianaGrazielasuckingherfriendwithgreattalentinhomevideo.mp4 1139526009_Hubputsitin.mp4 1272091696_WifetriesBBC.mp4 871761727_WIFESBIGBLACKCOCKORGASMS.mp4 74478962_Takingallthatblackcock.mp4
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