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  1. secondjag
    trust me Peter, it'll fit. just ask Wild Thing
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    To start the day (3 vids) BlackBreedPower_UmFdROZ_360p.mp4 2001189049_FaairisFair.mp4 1233557615_IRanothersexybbwpt2-4.6MIN-.mp4
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor. She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down. He gets out his light and says, "Open wide". "I can't," replies the blonde, "this chair's got arms." A man went to Harley Street, London and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.The clerk pulled up the file and read:“The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist .You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off their pubic hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.The annual salary is £65,000, and if you're interested you'll have to go to Manchester""My God, is that where the job is?" asked the man.She answered, "No sir, that's where the end of the queue is." A woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get them to turn red. One day while taking a stroll, she came upon a male neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?" the woman asked the man. The man replied, "Well, twice a day, I stand in front of my garden wearing only my bathrobe and I flash the tomatoes. They turn red from blushing so much." The woman was impressed by his idea, so she decided to try it. Twice a day for two weeks, she walked outside wearing only her bathrobe and flashed her garden, hoping for the best. One day, the gentleman was passing by and stopped to talk to the woman. They chatted for a while. "I tried your idea of flashing my garden," she said. "Really?" the man replied. "How did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?" "They didn't," she replied, "But my cucumbers are enormous!"
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    glad u guys dug it. you are most welcome
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    they were avi. i converted to mpeg. both are supposed to work here, get so tired of taking the time (slow upload speeds here as well) to upload stuff here and so much is wasted and have asked admin repeatedly for an answer. fuck it maybe this makes up for it, lol cuckold fucks wife.mp4
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    meh, converted some of these. never know what will play here - thanks admin, NOT (4 vids) Distraction.mp4 Cream Pie.mp4 779437910_IR-BCSMILF-3.9MIN-.mp4 1119581363_IR-Amateurssbbw-3_8MIN.mp4
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    A woman joins a country club and one day hears the guys talking about their golf round. She says, “I played on my college’s golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week?” No one wants to say ‘yes’, but they’re on the spot. Finally, one man says, “Okay, but we start at 6:30 am.” He figures the early tee-time will discourage her. The woman says this may be a problem and asks if she can be up to 15 minutes late. They roll their eyes, but say, “Okay.” She’s there at 6:30 am sharp and beats all of them with an eye-opening 2-under par round. She’s fun and pleasant and the guys are impressed. They congratulate her and invite her back the next week. She smiles, and says, “I’ll be there at 6:30, or 6:45.” The next week she again shows up at 6:30 sharp. Only this time, she plays left-handed. The three guys are incredulous as she still beats them with an even par round, despite playing with her off-hand. They’re totally amazed. They can’t figure her out. She’s very pleasant and a gracious winner. They invite her back again, but each man harbors a burning desire to beat her. The third week, she’s 15 minutes late, which irritates the guys. This week she plays right-handed and narrowly beats all three of them. The men grumble that her late arrival is petty gamesmanship on her part. However, she’s so charming and complimentary of their strong play, they can’t hold a grudge. This woman is a riddle no one can figure out. After the game they decide to have a couple of beers in the Clubhouse. Finally, one of the men asks her, “How do you decide if you’re going to golf right-handed or left-handed?” The lady blushes, and grins. “Well, I’m ambidextrous,” she replies. “I like to switch back and forth. When I got married after college, I discovered my husband always sleeps in the nude. Right before I leave in the morning for golf practice, I pull the covers off him. If his willy points to the right, I golf right-handed; if it points to the left, I golf left-handed.” The guys think this is hysterical and burst into laughter. Astonished at this bizarre information, one of the them asks, “What if it’s pointing straight up?” “Then I’m fifteen minutes late.” A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know to say one thing.""What do they say?" the priest inquired."They only know to say, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?""That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "But I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house. I will put them with my two male talking parrots that I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."Thank you!" the woman responded.The next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots immediately say, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"
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    lmao Dober, you remembered. yep, don't dig 'em at all
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    I'm tired, you decided (5 vids) 1463461875_thejail.mp4 Missed the Bus.mp4 Beth_chokin_on_BBC.mpg P Fist.mp4 L Clito.mp4
  11. secondjag
    and you thought it was over
  12. secondjag
    yes, I'm mixing in some "Breakfast" shots. if you're not clicking to enlarge, you're missing a lot of detail
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    Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?A. Well hung. Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed, Little Bo Peep was giving him head, As soon as he came, she started to weep, She knew by the taste he'd been fucking her sheep.
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    Nice job Lucs, thanks for sharing
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    a lot of happy wives here
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    hey Peter, sometimes they are so excited by the size, thickness, they just feel compelled to feel it, taste it
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    A foursome is waiting at the men's tee while another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee.The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it and hacks it another 10 feet.She looks up at the men, who are watching, and says apologetically, "I guess all those fucking lessons I took this winter didn't help."One of the men immediately replies, "Now, you see, that's your problem. You should have taken golf lessons instead." A blonde, redhead, and brunette were looking at a dictionary for the hardest words they knew. The brunette's word was ‘quizzical’. The redhead's word was ‘photosynthesis’. The blonde's word was ‘dick’. A bloke was having a few drinks by himself at a casino when he met up with a striking but quite small and slim young woman.They got on famously and ended up in bed.She told him she was a jockey, and that, if he came to the races at Randwick that day, she'd tip him the winner of each race she was riding in by giving him a sign as she rode out of the saddling paddock.In race 2, she rode out rubbing both her breasts.The bloke looked through the race book and found "Two Abreast" on which he placed $100 at 5 to 1. It won by 2 lengths."Shit, this is great he thought. In race 4, she rode out rubbing her fingers around her eyes.He put the lot on "Eyeliner" at 10 to 1 and was 5 grand in front.In the last race she came out standing in the stirrups and rubbing her crotch.He backed nothing. After the races he met up with her and thanked her for the winners in races 2 & 4."What about "Itchy Mickey" in the last at 66-1?" she asked."Shit, he said, "I thought you were telling me the cunt was scratched."
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    you're gonna dig a few of these ( 10 vids) 193923035_wifebullscuckold-GANGBANG-StuffingWifesPussy.mp4 ANGIE D CucumberFromRear.mp4 ncblow2-4.mp4 He Gives Her a HUGE Orgasm.mp4 nsur2-4.webm mf2-4.mp4 bigbld2-4.mp4 3way2-4.mp4 shk2-4.webm fthebclk2-4.mp4
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    ok, don't know, maybe not great, but if you need to kill a little time (6 vids) 2025829284_SexwithHisCousin.mp4 D Luna & Friend hGfAdcDzlUbDiYP6.mp4 BnwoConversion_Y8jv0Fd_476p.mp4 Unloading in her mouth.mp4 AngelicaJelly66_mEeBzdy_720p.mp4 AbusiveGoth.mp4
  21. secondjag
    ok, a new day is upon us
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A well-dressed man approached a voluptuously beautiful young woman on the street and said, "Would you have sex with me for a million dollars?""For a MILLION dollars?!" she replied, more than a little stunned, "Of course I would!""Well, would you sleep with me for twenty-five dollars?""Twenty-five dollars? Don't be ridiculous! What kind of girl do you take me for, anyway?""We've already established what kind of girl you are... now we're just haggling over price." Q. What do you call a female clone? A. A clunt. A bachelor has no belly because when he opens a fridge he thinks, "Fuck it, the same again!" and then goes to the bed. A married man has belly because when he comes to the bed he thinks, "Fuck it, the same again!" and then goes and opens the fridge. A man went into the proctologist's office for his first examThe doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes.When the man sat down and began observing the tools, he noticed there were items on a stand next to the doctor's desk.1. A tube of K-Y jelly2. A rubber glove3. A beerWhen the doctor finally came in, the man said "Look Doc I'm a little confused. This is my first exam I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?"At that the doctor became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. The doc flung the door open and yelled to his nurse........"Dammit, Helen! I said A BUTT LIGHT" A boy in the sixth grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he's got a big smile on his face.She asks, "Did anything special happen at school today?""Yes, Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!"The mother is stunned. She says angrily, "You're going to talk about this with your father when he gets home!"Well, when dad comes home and hears the news he is pleased as punch.Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "Son, I hear you had sex with your English teacher.""That's right, Dad.""Well, you became a man today -- this is cause for celebration. Let's head out for some ice cream, and then I'll buy that new bike you've been asking for.""That sounds great, Dad, but can I have a football instead? My ass is killing me."
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    Fred and Jim are having a quiet beer one night when Fred announces that he's going to divorce his wife."Good grief" says Jim, "You and Sue are the happiest couple I know - why on earth would you want to divorce such a lovely woman after all these years of obvious bliss?""Well" replies Fred, "Truth be known I'm just bored with pokin' the same hole night after night after night. I guess I'm hankerin' for a bit of variety."Jim: "Well if you want variety, why don't you just, you know, turn her over every now and again?"Fred: "What! And have a house full of kids!???" A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands."Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your face and hands."He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands."The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught so marched over to inquire what was wrong."Sister," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"Being a nurse of long standing, the sister was undaunted. She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved his penis out of the way, had a right good look, pulled up the pajamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing wrong with them!!!"At this the man pulled off his oxygen mask and asked again, "Are my test results back???
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    Perfect Peter. Some nice matures and wedding ring shots in this group
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    my interest here wanes (4 vids) P bbc (2).mp4 P Black.mp4 1727432932_punchingthecockinthewhitetail.mp4 616803463_Wfeherloverandlittlecuckold.mp4
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