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    Queen of Spades Tee and maybe some temp henna tats when she is online with them is def in order Peter Something for the boot lovers today
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    Umm

    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A man stumbled into a bar and said to the bartender, “Wow, was I drunk last night.”The Bartender said, “You sure were.”The man then said, “I gotta tell you what happened. Walking home I found a woman tied to the train tracks. So, I took her home and we had sex.First I was on top. Then she was on top, and for hours we had sex in every position you can think of. It was unbelievable.”The bartender was amazed. “Sounds like you had a great time. What did she look like?”The man thought a moment. “I really don’t know. I never found her head.
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    You broke my heart Fredo ( 4 vids) sound on dranin2-26.mp4 289087741_WifeWantedBarebackButCuckDidntPt1.mp4 1272998772_WifeWantedBarebackButCuckDidntPt2.mp4 D Les Cloches VID.mp4
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    as always, clicking on image usually means larger, better detail
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    aww, c'mon now. love your stuff brother.
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    nice collection Dobe
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    Umm

    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    The teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Kevin says, "I wanna start out as an airline Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest hooker, give her a Ferrari, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, and a no limit Visa Card." The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Kevin, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply try to recover with the lesson. She then turned to her left, and said, "And how about you, Sarah?" "I wanna be Kevin's hooker." Betty: I had to give up drinking because of my legs. Mary: Why? Do they swell? Betty: No. They spread. Did you hear about the army nurse who went to bed eating popcorn?She woke up with a kernel between her legs A fireman came home from work one day and told his wife, “You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. 'From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, We are going to make love all night.” The next night he came home from work and yelled “BELL 1!” The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled “BELL 2!”, the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled “BELL 3!”, they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled “BELL 4!” “What the hell is BELL 4?” asked the husband. “ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,” she shouted. “YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.!”
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    and so it goes... (7 vids) 1130357848_WifeSharedIn5StarHotel.mp4 D Quelle Belle Paire.mp4 D Quelle Paire.mp4 blackmen & women.mp4 508592289_MywifegetsfuckedgoodbyBBC.mp4 Please Help Me Carry This.mp4 684393133_ThickMILFOnVacationFucksThePizzaDeliveryMan.mp4
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    Umm

    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a family nude beach.As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.'The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger ‘things’ than his dad does.She replies, 'The bigger they are, the dumber the man is.'Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play.Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother, 'Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets." A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door.One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says, "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust line forty-four."Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions.Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.This time the husband crosses his fingers and says, "Mirror, mirror, on the door, make my pecker touch the floor!"Again, there's a bright flash... and his legs fall off.
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    Family Guy, Flintstones, American Dad, Simpsons, got it all
  12. secondjag
    Sean, Dirty, glad u guys dug it
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    Since I been loving you, I''m 'bout to lose my worried mind [really, nothing for Wonder Woman in previous?? wtf?] (3 vids) sound on 288817534_wifemoansduringtheblacksexCreampie.mp4 1441416517_grannyfirstbbc.mp4 1206175773_awifebeingCREAMPIED.mp4
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    Let's get started. Lots of material to get through and evidently I'm chasing over 300, lmfao
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    lol, then golden light it is. a case and a buddy stops over. lol, he likes the beer too. maybe you just happen to be playing with her pussy when the door bell rings... once she gets a good fucking she'll fall back in love with it, promise
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    not even a glass of wine??
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    lol, hmm, a few drinks and an old friend stopping by to see you
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    ask yourself if this weeks numbers make any sense. pla eeese. (5 vids) [loved Wonder Woman] 238232500_Legsuptoescurledforinsemination.mp4 amandinha couldn't resist and fell on her face.mp4 718486876_SurrendersToBBC-Creampie.mp4 1 caption1.mp4 97343173_WonderWomanParodyCreampie.mp4
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    Umm

    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    One Sunday morning, a young woman, who needed forgiveness for her sins, came to a Baptist church. She got up in front of the congregation and stated, "Last week, I slept with a young soldier who picked me up at a bar and now I ask the Lord's forgiveness." "Hallelujah!", cried the congregation. She continued, "Two days ago, I slept with a young sailor, but now I ask the Lord's forgiveness." "Hallelujah!", cried the congregation again. "But tonight, because I have come here and done my penance, I will sleep with the Lord," she finished. But before the congregation could respond, an old drunk in the back yelled out in a clear voice, "That's right, Momma, fuck 'em all!" A blonde wife shows her husband a silk handkerchief and asks him, "Doesn't this belong to your secretary?" "Where did you find that?" he stutters. "I didn't," she answers. "The mailman found it on your night-stand." A young wife was at home waiting for her husband to get off work when the doorbell rang. It was the Fuller Brush Man with her order from the week before. She told him, "I don't have any money but I'll give you some pussy instead. Come on back to the bedroom."They made their way back to the bedroom and started fucking. About the time that the Fuller Brush Man popped his nuts, there was a knock on the door. The wife said, "Quick! Get under the bed! It might be my husband!"The guy crawled underneath the bed and the wife went to the door. It was the delivery boy from the grocery store with her grocery order. She said, "I don't have any money but I'll give you some pussy instead. Come on back to the bedroom."Again, while the wife was fucking the delivery boy and he was cumming, the doorbell rang. The wife exclaimed, "Quick! Get under the bed! It might be my husband!" So he crawled under the bed.At the door, it was the delivery boy from the drug store with her order. She said, "I don't have any money, but I'll give you some pussy instead. Come on back to the bedroom." They started fucking and just when the boy shot his wad, there was another knock on the door.It was the insurance man who had come to collect the weekly payment. The wife said, "I don't have any money but I'll give you some pussy instead. Come on back to the bedroom."They went back to the bedroom and starting getting it on and had just finished when the doorbell rang. "Quick! Get under the bed! It might be my husband!", said the wife. So, he got underneath the bed.At the door was the coal truck driver with a load of coal for the furnace. He was a black man, unlike the crackers before him. The wife told him, "I don't have any money but I'll give you some pussy instead. Come on back to the bedroom".They went back to the bedroom and consummated the agreement the wife had made. While the coal man was getting off, the doorbell rang again. The wife said, "Quick! Get under the bed! It might be my husband!"She went to the door, sweaty and smelly and cum dripping from her cooze, and this time it WAS her husband. He came in and sniffed the funky smells in the air, and shouted at her, "Damn you! You been fuckin' somebody else again! I told you I was gonna pull all the hairs out of your cunt, one by one, if I ever caught you fuckin' again. Back to the bedroom and lay on the bed, bitch!"They went to the bedroom and he threw her on the bed and started pulling hairs out of her pussy. As we know, it was pretty crowded underneath the bed but the ones who were there remained silent while the wife screamed at each pull of a hair. The husband finally had pulled all the hairs out except for one. He just couldn't get the last hair pulled out and he screamed, "Come on out of there, you kinky curly little bastard!"With that, the coal driver stuck his head out from under the bed and said, "Hey, there are four white gentlemans before me."
  20. secondjag
    wow Sean, so fixable. thought it was much worse than that
  21. secondjag
    hmm, ask yourself, do you believe the weekly numbers???
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    click on any image for larger detail
  23. secondjag
    Gunner, Sean, you are most welcome. Glad u dug it
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    lol, oh, you romantic you!
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