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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A man calls into the police station and says, "My wife is dead." The officer asks, "How long has she been gone?" "A month." "Why did you wait so long to report it?" "Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream. The sex was the same, but then I realized I didn't have any clean clothes to wear." The young bridegroom asked his grandfather on his wedding night, “How often should I plan to have sex?” Grandpa said, “When you're first married, you want it all the time, maybe several times a day. “Later on, sex tapers and you have it maybe once a week or so. Then, as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. “When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year maybe on your anniversary.” “Well, how about you and grandma now?” the younger man asked. Grandpa replied, “Oh, we just have oral sex now.” “What's oral sex?” the young bridegroom asked. “Well,” said Grandpa, “she goes to bed in her bedroom, I go to bed in my bedroom. She yells, ‘SCREW YOU!’, and I holler back, ‘SCREW YOU TOO!’”
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    Hope you had a great holiday Sean, surrounded by loved ones. Ok, back to work (8 vids) 1350401864_Blondecuckoldresscreamedinside.mp4 Blacked with Creampie.mp4 Beautiful Creampie.mp4 A river runs through it.mp4 480P_600K_233161241.mp4 11 (1).mp4 Mature could not resist.mp4 drilling.mp4
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    Thanks Dober, hope yours was spent with loved ones and good food.
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    Hope all enjoyed Thanksgiving. Only thing missing from my feast was Wild Thing. Some nice stuff for the boot lovers in here
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    Three young neighborhood women, having coffee, were discussing their husbands.One said, "My husband is cheating on me, I just know it. I found a pair of stockings in his jacket pocket, and they weren't mine!"The second says, " Well, you are not alone, cuz I'm sure my husband is cheating on me, also. Last month I found a condom in his wallet, so I poked it full of tiny holes with my sewing needle and put it back in his wallet!"The third woman fainted! A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors; Jim, Tom, and Susie. They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do. After several years of casual sex, all the time, Susie felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing. She felt having sex with both Jim and Tom was so immoral and bad, that she killed herself. It was tragic, but Jim and Tom managed to get through it. After a while, Jim and Tom's resistance to nature's urgings waned, and the inevitable happened. Well, a couple more years went by, and Jim and Tom began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing, [………………….I DIDN'T SEE THIS ONE COMING………………..] So, they buried Susie. The bartender is concerned to hear this and tells the man, "I'm sorry but I can't help you kill yourself. I wouldn't be able to live with myself."The man asks him, "Well what would you do in my situation?"The bartender thinks for a moment and says, "Honestly, if I found out a guy was sleeping with my wife, I wouldn't sit around feeling sorry for myself or drinking myself to death. I'd kill the guy."The man leaps from his stool and shouts, "Hey, that's a great idea! Thanks!" and runs out of the bar leaving the shocked bartender behind.A couple hours later the man walks back into the bar with a smile on his face.The bartender is nervous now. He's afraid to ask, but eventually says, "Did you kill the guy?"The man says, "No, I slept with your wife! Whiskey please." The new hooker just finished her first trick. When she came back down to the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details. She said "well, he was a big muscular and handsome marine." "Well, what did he want to do?" they all asked. She said " I told him that a straight lay was $100, but he said he didn't have that much." "So I told him that oral sex would be $75, but he didn't have that much, either." "Finally I said, well, how much do you have?" The marine said that he only had $25. The new hooker said, "Well, for $25 all I can do is service you by hand" He agreed and after getting the finances straight, she said "he pulled it out and I put one hand on it, and then the second hand above the first and then the first hand above the second hand..." "Oh my god" they all exclaimed, "it must have been huge, then what did you do?" "I loaned him $75!" she said.
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    thanks Sean, was pretty annoyed with the asshat Tcal when I put all this up. such a jagoff
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    Aww hell, let's make it a true Thanksgiving feast
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    Happy Thanksgiving all, enjoy (4 vids) blond Bimbo (2).mp4 1257085215_blondBimbo(1).mp4 963265076_Fuckedstudent.mp4 1 cuckold5 (1).mp4
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die:" "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he has probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?" "You're going to die," she replied. An attractive wife told her husband she was going on vacation with a girlfriend. But that was a lie. Instead, she spent a wild, wonderful week with her fabulously wealthy lover. A good portion of the time was spent with her feet in the air. At the end of the week, he gave her a beautiful $10,000 mink coat. Obviously, she couldn't bring it home and so she devised a plan. She pawned the mink coat. She later casually mentioned to her husband she had found a pawn ticket. "Honey, on your lunch break today can you stop at the pawn shop and see what this is?" she asked, handing the pawn ticket to her husband. Her husband returned that evening and told his wife it was nothing but a cheap watch. The next day his secretary was wearing a $10,000 mink coat.
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    In honor of the Thanksgiving holiday, I thought I'd put up a cuckold feast. Be sure to clean your plates
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    Have the best of Thanksgivings folks. Some good "wedding ring" shots in this bunch
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    He wanted many things in a wife, but above all he wanted one who was a virgin. Falling madly in love with Summer, he decided to test her. At a drive-in one night, he leaned over and asked, "Would you like to see my pee-pee?" As he unzipped his fly, Summer covered her eyes. "No! No! Please put it back!" Thrilled, he deemed Summer worthy of being his bride, and immediately proposed to her. On their wedding night, he was keenly anticipating the delight of introducing Summer to sex. When she came to bed, he unzipped his fly and took out his member. Summer smiled, "Oooooh...what a nice pee-pee." He stroked her hair. "My dear, the first thing you must learn is that it really isn't called a pee-pee. It's called a cock." "No," Summer said, studying it, "That's a pee-pee. A cock is long, and fat, like Bubba's!!" An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs, and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" To which he replied, "Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences, I guess I am." After a short while he asked her what she was. She replied, "I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women." A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" To which he replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."
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    Sean, Baby, glad u dug it
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    glad u dug it Dobe the journey is half the fun eh Peter?
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    Ok, back to biz. Too many for one post. 3 of 3 (9 vids) enjoy 'em all 75182587_Breakfree-BBCPoppers.mp4 video-1647882131.mp4 xxx pic_vids (2).mp4 watit4-30.mp4 wild3.mp4 1960998067_morecarfun3.mp4 nohome.webm 877684380_namoradaemboquetemolhadoHB.mp4 ordenhando a ubere do negão.mp4
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    Ok, back to biz. Too many for one post. 2of 3 (8 vids) enjoy 'em all 1661180304_Airtightcreampie.mp4 893120511_slutwifeservingherbbcloverorallythenfinisheswithanal.mp4 selffrde.mp4 1054315593_RegistouaEsposaboqueteandoonegoHb.mp4 tropical fun2.mp4 491599813_Videodeprimeira.mp4 VID-20220907-WA0221.mp4 VID-20170809-WA0041.mp4
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    Ok, back to biz. Too many for one post. 1 of 3 (8 vids) enjoy 'em all Video in topic BBCSluts by NordicWhiteBoy.mp4 VID-20220526-WA0072.mp4 QUASE MULHER.mp4 negoveio1.mpeg her limit.mp4 GuentaMuito(ls).mp4 É tão bom94 ddd.mp4 P Double fun.mp4
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    "So," jealous Judy asked the detective she had hired, "did you trail my husband?" "Yes ma'am. I did. I followed him to a bar, then to a restaurant and then to a house." A big smile crossed Judy's face, "Aha! Then I've got him!" she said, gloating. "Is there any doubt what he was doing?" "No ma'am," replied the sleuth. "It's pretty clear that he was following you, and taking pictures of you with this other man having sex. By the way, nude pictures of you are all over the Internet now." John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize, the other night, with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised me self! You know, he's only been there twice! Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
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    Cracked me up. Keep the sound on for "Wyoming Pole Dancer" Toverbril112111.mp4 tanecprityci(1).mp4
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    neglected the thread. some nice stuff for boot lovers in here
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    ok, let's see what's up (4 vids) L Trop Fort 1581850024329515008.mp4 you dig it.mp4 D J'adore.mp4 Working a big black cock.mp4
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of marriage as he was sensitive about his artificial leg and a bit afraid no one would have him. In fact, he couldn't bring himself to tell his fiancée about his leg when he slipped the ring on her finger, nor when she bought the dress, nor when they picked the time and place. All he kept saying was, "Darling, I've got a big surprise for you," at which she blushed and smiled bewitchingly.The wedding night came and went and the young couple were at last alone in their hotel room. "Now don't forget, Harry, you promised me a big surprise," said the bride.Unable to say a word, Harry turned out the lights, unstrapped his artificial leg, slipped into bed, and placed his wife's hand on the stump."Hmmmmmm," she said softly, "That IS a surprise. Pass me the Vaseline, and I'll see what I can do!" Many years ago, I was acting as the system administrator for a test system in a large publicly held company. Periodically I would receive a call from someone who had not accessed the system recently, forgot their password and locked themselves out trying to logon. I would look up their password and unlock the system for them and they would go on their merry way. One day I received a call from a young lady who was in just such a predicament. I looked up her password and informed her that it was 'DOME'. And, just to be playful, told her the price for me being gracious enough to unlock her sign-on was an explanation of the meaning of her password. She became very embarrassed over the phone, and pleaded that she could never reveal her secret. I, of course, replied that I would not give her system access until she did. After negotiating for several minutes, she finally acquiesced but made me promise to never reveal her password meaning to any of her colleagues, to which I gladly agreed. "Well, what does it mean?", I asked. She hesitated and then replied, "It's two words." There was pregnant pause. I unlocked her system and simply said, "Have a nice day" A young woman took a sales job in a sporting goods store. She had worked there for about a week when a guy walked in to make a purchase. The young gal walked up to him and said, "May I help you?" He replied, "I need a jock strap!" She was a little flustered, as no one had ever asked for such an item before, but she maintained her composure. "I'll look in the back and see if we have any," she said. When she got there, she saw jock straps. They were in boxes marked, S, M, and L. She returned to where the young man was standing and said, "Yes. We have them. What size would you like? Short, Medium or Long?"
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