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  1. secondjag
    Jackpot!! Way too many for one post. 2 of 7 Hope you like 'em all
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    Jackpot!! Way too many for one post. 1 of 7 Hope you like 'em all
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    men worshiping bbc post 2 of 2
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    something different. two posts. first theme "women worshiping black cock" post 1 of 2
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    and the rat race begins again (3 vids) 875568439_Blodeappreciation.MP4 Sticking your tongue in a delicious ass.MP4 1610265367_BBCsatisfiespreggoCreampie.mp4
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    Umm

    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker, Jim, is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally, conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in “fashion sense.” The man walks up to him and says, “I didn’t know you were into earring.” “Don’t make a big deal, it’s only an earring,” he replies sheepishly. His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, “So, how long have you been wearing one?” “Ever since my wife found it in my truck.” One day, a woman named Nancy received some terrible news. Her beloved grandfather had just passed away.So, she went straight to her grandparents' house to visit her 92-year-old grandmother and offer her some comfort.When she asked how her grandfather died, her grandmother replied, "It was a heart attack, he got it while we were making love on Saturday morning."Horrified, Nancy told her grandmother that 2 people nearing 100 years of age probably shouldn't be indulging in such dangerous passions."Oh no, my dear," replied her gran. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous. Simply in on the 'Ding' and out on the 'Dong'. "She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
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    forgot these
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    Glad u dug it Sean
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    Just one for Wild Thing to start the New Year blackedxboys_MYXFPS1_720p.mp4
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    Umm

    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

  14. secondjag
    Thanks Sean. Nice of you to say. Much appreciated
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    thanks Peter, good to be back
  16. secondjag
    Happy New Year Pervs and Pervettes
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    Happy New Year fellow perverts.  Hope it's filled with good health and prosperity

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      Kaktuscpl

      Back at ya brother

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    Umm

    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    Thanks buddy, good to be back and a happy, healthy new year to you. To you all, filled with peace and prosperity This guy Chris gets a call from his buddy John one day, and John is on the phone crying.Chris asks, "John, what's wrong? You sound really upset.""Well," replies John, "my wife's been cheatin' on me.""With who?" asks Chris."The neighbour," replies John."That damn dirty slut!" says Chris.Yeah," replies John. "You think I'm upset, you should've heard how upset the neighbour's husband was."
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    Great stuff Rita. And yes, I'm back. See anything you like??
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    He's baaaack. With a vengeance
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    The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated. JACKPOT!!! ( 63 vids) Special thanks to Dobe for stepping up in my absence snacktime.mp4 1 caption3.mp4 05089.mp4 EBONY - SELF - Sexy wife plays with dildo in car - .6 MIN.mp4 55-my wife blow the landlord in lieu of rent.mp4 030816.mp4 bitch_rides_BBC_until_she_cums.mp4 blonde_mmf_trio_black_cock_2.mp4 IR - BBC FUCKS SLUTY MATURE WIFE OUTDOORS - .5 MIN.mp4 IR - Fucking mature with very saggy tits - .5 MIN.mp4 rdbigpooelds.mp4 bjc.mp4 fneighbor.mp4 1346456659_IR-HubbyfilmswifewithBBC-2_7MIN.mp4 morfunsdhsg.mp4 Airport Security.mp4 IR - Little Asian woman takes a BBC - 1 min.mp4 IR - BBC Making Wife Scream When Hubby Not Home - 1.8 MIN.mp4 BbcKimberly_AMoqm31_720p.mp4 BBC_fucks_your_gf_caption3.mp4 black_hottie_brings_out_the_cum_in_white_cock_5.mp4 Almost_too_big.mp4 BJ - IR - watching his wife perform fellatio - 1 MIN.mp4 IR - Fuck me till I cum - .6 MIN.mp4 VID-20221113-WA0018.mp4 22712053_IR-Hubbyfilmsasheletshisblondewifetrysomebigblackdick-3_1MIN.mp4 Esposa loira escandalosa quicando na rola do negão e fodendo de bruços Hb.mp4 L Lick V2CPNExYNz3sCa.mp4 IR - 1 night stand - 2.8 MIN.mp4 MILF is Cock Slut.mp4 Training His service pet.mp4 145842817_IR-BBWMatureWhiteWomanFucksNextDoorNeighbour.-22_9MIN.mp4 2133034420_JO-StrokingandHugeLoad-1_7MIN.mp4 bigblonde.mp4 ddown.mp4 buikllseye.mp4 skirtsa.mp4 133107057_IR-BrendaJusticefucksaBBCgetshercumshot-4_1MIN.mp4 blindfol.mp4 allthe way.mp4 blonde_gets_BBC_facial_s1.mpg 572338185_IR-MatureCumsOnBlack-2_4MIN.mp4 1258544723_IR-Makemecumorgetout-3_3MIN.mp4 825415107_IR-AmateurCuckold-BBCBreedingWife-HubbyFilms-1MIN.mp4 345329093_YoungMILFatMotelservingBBC2MIN30SEC.mp4 show4.mp4 LCO- such a beautiful black weapon of mass destruction.mp4 ordenhando a ubere do negão.mp4 VID-20221208-WA0018.mp4 2120497458_RAswebGirlswithGirls221778.mp4 Q Dildo Highway.mp4 milffun.mp4 ebfuntoime.mp4 fteh bckds.mp4 A_BBC_is_just_what_she_needs_big2769.mp4 bjfund.mp4 IR - Watching My Jersey Ex With BBC - 1 MIN.mp4 538231642_HesaGreatRide.mp4 blonde_blacked29.mp4 A white wife doing what white wives look best doing in the bedroom, taking a well hung black man..wmv 1 cum in mouth2.mp4 1 cum in mouth5.mp4 1 cum in mouth4.mp4
  23. secondjag
    a lot to catch up on
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    Umm

    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    It's true; I'm back. Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?""Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.""That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show"."Sensible" says Jeff. "So, I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw.""And what happened then?" "I kicked her in the face." Doctor Watson was told by Sherlock Holmes' gardener that there was a ‘doubtful’ looking schoolgirl in Holmes' bedroom.Watson heard strange muffled sounds coming from the bedroom, and, fearing that Holmes was danger, broke down the door to find Holmes and the girl indulging in a 69."Good God Holmes!" said Watson, "What kind of a schoolgirl is this?""Elementary, my dear Watson, Elementary." Tarzan leaves the jungle, comes to civilization, and applies for a job.Interviewer: Name?Tarzan: Me TarzanInterviewer: Married?Tarzan: Wife JaneInterviewer: Children?Tarzan: Son boyInterviewer: Anything else to your name besides Tarzan?Tarzan: Tarzan, King of the JungleInterviewer: Jane's Whole NameTarzan: Jane's Hole named Pussy Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader." The gas pump, of course, didn't respond. The younger alien became angry at the lack of response and the older alien said, "I'd calm down if I were you." The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again, there was no response. Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!" The older alien warned his comrade saying, "You don't want to do that! I don't think you should make him mad." "Rubbish," replied the cocky young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him a burnt, crumpling mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch. About a half hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes and straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big green head. "What a ferocious creature!" exclaimed the young, fried alien. "He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?" The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, "If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, when a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick it in his ear, you don't want to mess with him!" It just so happens that Princess Di and Dolly Parton make it to the gates of Heaven on the same day.Saint Peter meets them at the gates and tells them that there is only one opening to be had so they needed to give their best reason why they should be admitted to Heaven.Dolly opens her shirt to reveal her magnificent breasts and tells Saint Peter to take a good look."Have you ever seen such a marvelous sight as these that God gave me? Surely these alone should be reason enough to admit me through these gates".Princess Di just pulls out a bottle of seltzer water, shakes it, shoves it up her privates and lets fly with the foaming water.Saint Peter opens the gates and directs Princess Di to enter.Dolly is incensed and says to Saint Peter "How could you let her enter??? I show you these marvelous breasts and she does an obscene act yet you let her enter before me?""Sorry Dolly," says Saint Peter. "But you know that a Royal Flush beats a pair any day." A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent house and meets his girlfriend at the door."Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!' One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get hitched. He was a man of the world, and she was an innocent bride with no experience.On the first night of their honeymoon the couple has washed up and begun to get ready for bed. When they get into bed, they start exploring each other's bodies. Things are going fine until the bride discovers her husband's penis."Oh my," she says, "What is that?""Well, darlin'," the cowboy says, "that's ma rope."She slides her hands further down and gasps."Oh my goodness. What's them?" she asks."Honey, them's my knots," he answers.Finally, the couple begins to make love.After several minutes, the bride says, "Stop, honey. Wait a minute."Her husband, panting a little, asks, "What's the matter honey? Am I hurting you?""No," the bride replies. "Just undo them damn knots. I need more rope!" I pulled into a town I couldn't believe still existed in the 21st Century. A dusty, dirt road, a little old wooden store that actually said "General Store," and that was it.There was a little old man sitting in front of the store in a rocking chair. I said to him, "What do you folks do around here?"He said, "We don't do nothin' but hunt n' fuck."I said, "What do you hunt?"He said, "Somethin' to fuck."
  25. secondjag
    thanks buddy, be well
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