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    which is your favorite? sound on (3 vids) 584418062_DoggingWifeTakingABlackDick.mp4 538711110_WifeGloryholewithhermanandastranger.mp4 371787671_Maturegettingitgood.mp4
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A guy and a girl are lying in a bed after just having sex. The girl lays on her side of the bed and rests. The guy goes to his side of the bed and says to himself, "Man oh Man, I finally did it! I'm no longer a virgin."The girl overhears him talking to himself and asks, "Are you saying you lost your virginity to me?""Well," the guy explains, "I always wanted to wait until I was with the woman I love to lose my virginity."Astounded, the girl replies, "So you really love me?""Oh, God, no!" the guy says. "I just got sick of waiting." The sex position formerly known as 69 is now called 96. Due to the economy, the cost of eating out has gone up. Yesterday morning I bought two six-packs of beer on sale at the liquor store. I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home. I stopped at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous, almost blonde, was filling up her car at the next pump. It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was wide open. She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window. With her braless breasts almost falling out of her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice, “I’m a big believer in barter, old fellow. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?" I thought for a few seconds and asked, “What kind of beer you got?”
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    think you'll dig "threesome" ( 3 vids) Swingers film their wives with black cock in the gloryhole.mp4 wife and her bull.mp4 674532481_BBCThreesome.mp4
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    a bit meek (4 vids) 983083929_WhitewomanorgasmsfromBBCpounding.mp4 first BBC for wife.mp4 I so need this!.mp4 1956186338_Tiedupneighborsuckingdick.mp4
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A group of cowboys were out on the range branding some cattle. While they were away the new cook saw a sheep tied to a post. Thinking it was for that night's dinner he slaughtered the sheep, and cooked it. That night after dinner the cowboys were all sulking and ignoring the cook. He pulled one aside and asked, ..."Did I screw up the cooking?" "No," the cowboy replied, "You cooked up the screwing." Around 2500 years ago, a slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee (pronounced Get-off-a'-me) was attending the first athletic festival in Greece. This festival had no name. In those days the athletes performed naked. To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on a drink, containing saltpeter, before and throughout the variety of events. At the opening ceremonial parade of this first great event, Gedophamee observed the first wave of naked athletic males marching toward her, and she exclaimed: "Oh! Limp pricks!" Over the next two and a half millennia that expression morphed into what you know now, "Olympics". Just thought I'd share my newfound knowledge with you. You're welcome. An Australian family is most concerned that their 30-year-old son is unmarried. So, they call a marriage broker and ask her to find their son a good wife.The broker comes over to their house and spends a long time asking many questions of the son and his parents as to what they want in a wife/-in-law. They give her a long shopping list of requirements.The marriage broker takes a long time looking, and finally asks to visit the family again. She tells them of a wonderful woman she has found. She says she's just the right age for the son... she keeps a perfectly clean home... is of sober habits, and regularly attends church every Sunday... she is a wonderful cook... she loves children and wants a large family and, to top it all off, she's drop dead gorgeous.After hearing all this, the family is very impressed and begins to get excited about the prospects of a wedding in the near future.At this point, the son gets up the courage to ask, "Is she also good in bed?"And the marriage broker answers, "That I'm not sure of.... Some say yes, some say no, and some say just so, so."
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    take a look (3 vids) 424791931_FilmingWifeAtAGloryhole.mp4 Colombian Cumslut at CVE.mp4 Columbia Cumslut- Trip to Adult Theater.mp4
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    something in there for the boot lovers
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A furrier from the United States went to Helsinki, Finland to purchase furs.The first night in Helsinki he met a gorgeous blonde named Sanna, and before long the two were alone in his hotel room.The encounter turned physical, and soon their lovemaking session was complete.After they were finished, then the man attempted to chat with Sanna -- but it wasn't going well.He said, "I'm afraid my Finnish isn't too good."Sanna replied, "Your foreplay ain't all that hot either!" The science teacher was discussing insects in her biology class for the kids. She said, "Moths always fly with their legs apart. Can anybody tell me why?" Some of the students looked at each other in a state of total confusion. Then, Johnny raised his hand. When called upon, he said, "Miss, have you ever seen the SIZE of moth balls?" A gorilla is walking through the jungle. He parts the bushes by the watering hole and sees a lion taking a drink of water with his butt sticking up in the air. The gorilla thinks to himself that it would be really funny if he snuck up behind this "King of the Jungle" and slipped him the ol' Liberace. So the gorilla sneaks up on his tiptoes behind the lion, grabs him by the hips, and starts fucking him up his ass as hard as he can. Then he pulls out and runs away, laughing his head off. He thinks it's the funniest thing he's ever done in his life, fucking the "King of the Jungle" up the ass. The lion is pissed. "Rrroooooaarrrr!!!" he says, and runs after the gorilla. Now, the gorilla can't run very fast, and the lion keeps getting closer and closer, so the gorilla ducks into an empty safari camp, puts on a set of safari cloths with the pith helmet and everything, picks up a paper, sits down with the paper held up in front of his face, and makes like he's reading it. Just then, the lion walks in. "Rrroooooaarrrr!!!" he says. "Did you just see a big gorilla run through here?" The gorilla starts shaking under the paper. "Uh, you mean the one that just f-fucked the lion up the ass?" he stutters. The lion sits up with a start and says, "Jesus! It's in the paper already!?"
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    she's stunning. thanks for sharing
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    Peter, you should be able to save any pic, including gifs if you right click and choose "save as" and then designate where you want to save it.
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    some awesome creampies in there Dober. thanks for sharing
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    Bears lost, fuckin Green Bay won. Dear friends' was killed in auto accident. Man I want this year to be over. As always try to keep sound on; some nice moaning. (16 vids) blonde pumps gas.mp4 36920593581_360p.mp4 beauty f form.mp4 903243318_OMG...OhMyGooood-BBCtakeMILFwifetoheaven.mp4 Columbia Cumslut Has Lunchtime Fuck Pt 3 - creampie.mp4 Columbia Cumslut Fucks at Adult Theater.mp4 Columbia Cumslut Has Lunchtime Fuck Pt 2.mp4 Colombia Cumslut Has Lunchtime Fuck Pt 1.mp4 video_013800.m4v mrnbj.mp4 bbc2.mp4 I don't dig this at all.mp4 2068832287_GH-paddleman.mp4 1135825329_Husbandshareshiswifewithblackfriend.mp4 Get Well.mp4 322670053_suckingachourio.mp4
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    interesting, plenty of vids on youtube as well. keep us posted and best of luck
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    Sound on!! Watch how her silly/stupid banter stops once the dick is in her. This one's for you Sean, Peter. Could be either of your wives soon. Beautiful creampie!! Enjoy 958436134_Cougarfuckedandcreampiedbyablackstud.mp4
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    yep, always on the lookout for specifically those type of pics. glad u dug 'em Sean
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    thanks all for putting it over the top this week
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    Did you hear about the army nurse who went to bed eating popcorn? She woke up with a kernel between her legs. An employment interviewer for a big company in Atlanta was talking to an attractive young woman applying for a job. Looking over the application form, the interviewer noticed that the girl had not answered one important question concerning transportation to and from work. "What about your bus line?" the interviewer asked her. "I don't believe I mentioned it," came the pleased reply, "but it's 38-D." Two drunks are in a tavern sitting at the bar, staring into their drinks. One gets a curious look on his face and asks, "Hey, Pete, you ever seen an ice cube with a hole in it before?" "Yep. I been married to one for fifteen years! A man goes into a little neighborhood pub, and when he sits down, he notices a beautiful woman sitting at the other end of the bar.He waves to her, and much to his surprise, she winks back at him. It doesn't take long before he is on the stool next to her.They talk for about fifteen minutes and then the man says to the woman, "You're really hot!"You're pretty cute, too," she says to him. "I'll tell you what. I live just around the corner. What do you think about coming up to my place?"It sounds great!" the man eagerly replies."Before we go up there though", the woman says, "I have to ask you one question: Do you like doing it Greek style?""Well...uh...I'm not exactly sure what that is, man answers, "but it sure sounds interesting and I'm willing to learn! Let's go!"So the two of them walk over to her apartment.As soon as they get inside the door, the woman rips off all her clothes. The man can't believe his eyes. The woman has an incredibly beautiful body."Now, you're *sure*," the woman asks, "that you want to do it Greek style?""Definitely!" the man replies."All right, then," says the woman. "Take off all your clothes, and get up on the bed on yours hands and knees.""Sounds like fun!" the man exclaims. He leaps out of his clothes and climbs onto the bed on his hands and knees. The woman goes around and gets onto the bed right in front of the man.She kneels down in front of his head. She asks him again, "Are you sure that you want to do it Greek style?""Yeah! Yeah!" says the man.The woman grabs the man with her arms right under his armpits, getting him in a lock hold. He can't move at all, and his head is pressing right into her chest. One more time she says, "Are you sure that you want to do it Greek style?"The man's muffled voice can barely be heard from between her breasts."Yeah!" he mumbles, "Greek style!"The woman's grip on him tightens like a vice, and she yells out, "GUS!"
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    Want to say thanks to all for putting me over the top. lol, maybe some kind of record. (9 vids) lmao, now if one of you "shrinks" could explain to me why I am sooo god damn competitive... grannied.mp4 645561698_SeeSaw.mp4 wow.mp4 NOPE.mp4 load1.mp4 623141967_Topcoatcreampie.mp4 milf.mp4 568777405_atruelovingcuckold.mp4 Will it fit.mp4
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    let's just see. anxious to get to 100 pages anyway (5 vids) and shooting for 200 likes(already had like 20 taken away) this week, lol White girl wants BBC.mp4 186841164_WifebarelyhandlesBBCgoingdeep.mp4 Cleo sucking the BBC.mp4 1441421800_wifefuckedhardbyBBCloverwhilecuckhubbywatches.mp4 180111.mp4
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    Two cuties were comparing notes concerning their latest boyfriends.The first said, "He took me to his condo in Ocean City and showed me all these expensive jewels. There was an emerald-cut diamond of at least five carats, a tennis bracelet of six carats, and even a wrist watch with eleven carats.""Impressive," said the second young thing."Well, yes," the first agreed. "But the downside was that with all those carats, he expected me to fuck like a rabbit." A man is sitting at a bar one night, wearing a fancy new watch, covered with buttons and lights and dials.The woman next to him says, "Wow, that's a really fancy watch.""Thanks," says the guy. "It's the cutting edge of technology. I can telepathically ask this watch anything i want to know, and it'll answer me telepathically.""Rubbish, you're having me on," says the girl."No, it's true," says that guy. "Look, tell you what, I'll prove it. I'll ask it if you've got any panties on."The guy scrunches up his eyes for a moment, as if concentrating hard to talk to his watch, then opens them and says, "Nope, it says you haven't got any panties on.""Well, it's wrong," says the girl. "I do have panties on.""Damn," says the guy, slapping his watch, "It's an hour fast again!" During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students, "If you were courting a well-educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?" Mike replies, "Wait a minute, I'm going for a pee." The teacher replies, "That would be very rude and improper on your part." Charlie replies, "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute." The teacher says, "That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant." And finally, Billy says, "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner. " The teacher passed out……….
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    glad you enjoyed it Sean. a bit frustrated with lack of interest by Admin. here's some more ( 4 vids) tribbing good time.mp4 Old and young.mp4 1085887188_SentLickinggoodtime.mp4 Senior Soire'e.mp4
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