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  1. secondjag
    1,500 is a lot of vids dudes. enjoy (5 vids) Bbcblow.mp4 fucking herself with a dildo.mp4 Stretched.mp4 Neighbors wife.mp4 irblows.mp4
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    Umm

    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unresponded to.The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'She replied with a snicker, 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow!' There was this zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on a bit so the zoo keeper decided as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm.The zebra was so excited, she got out of the lock up to see this huge space with green grass and hill and trees and all these strange animals. She saw a big fat weird looking brown thing and ran up to it all excited."Hi! I'm a zebra what are you?""I'm a cow," said the cow."Right, what do you do?""I make milk for the farmer.""Cool." The zebra then saw this funny looking little white thing and ran over to it, "Hi, I'm a zebra what are you?""I'm a chicken," said the chicken."Oh, right, what do you do?""I make eggs for the farmer.""Right - o, great, see ya round."Then the zebra saw this very handsome beast that looked almost exactly like her without the stripes.She ran over to it and said, "Hi, I'm a zebra what are you.""I am a Stallion," said the stallion."Wow," said the zebra. "What do you do?""Take off your pajamas, darling, and I'll show you."
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    Ok X, Sean, Peter, let's see what we got to celebrate 1,500. (8 vids) 623745065_FirstHeSpankedHerandThen...Creampie.mp4 flood cp.mp4 278996353_bbcandwhitebetaboi.mp4 Amazing Creampie after having Sex to Show me.mp4 653148568_ACuckoldDreamFinallyComesTrue.WifefucksaBLKfriend.mp4 1674892676_1_cuck.mp4 tit painting.mp4 Nice and thirsty.mp4
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    we're all waiting with you Peter. evident your story gets closer and closer buddy and your ability to articulate absolutely keeps us interested
  6. secondjag
    ok, get busy. these pussys aren't going to eat themselves
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    Much appreciated Sean. I do it for the great friends here like you
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    Umm

    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A girl walks into a bar and asks for a Manhattan with a plum in it.The bartender says, "You mean cherry."She says, "No, I mean a plum."The bartender says, "Look, lady, I've been tending bar for 20 years and you're the first who ever asked for a Manhattan with a plum. Where did you ever get that idea?"She said, "About 3 years ago I lost my cherry, and I've been plumb crazy ever since." Visiting my sister for a few days in Chicago last fall, I decided to get her a thank you gift for staying there.I visited a new shopping mall and approached a great looking gal in the women's department."I'd like to buy some gloves for a gift for my sister," I said eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size.""Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in mine while lashing me a big devilish smile. "Oh, yes," I answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller than yours.""Will there be anything else?" the salesgirl inquired, as she wrapped the gloves."Now that you mention it," I replied, "I think she also needs a bra and panties." A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion, surrounded by 50 beautiful women.He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house.Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet.He looks down and notices the floor is covered in $100 bills.Next, there's a knock at the door, so he answers it!Standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits.They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a sturdy limb, and hang him by the neck until he's dead.As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods. It's the two blonde genies!One blonde genie says to the other, "I can understand the first wish -- having all those beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But, why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me."
  10. secondjag
    SON OF A BITCH!!! I DID IT!! 100 PAGES OF VIDS. 100!! LET'S AVERAGE ABOUT 15 VIDS PER PAGE (ACTUAL IS HIGHER). FOLKS THAT'S 1,500 VIDS. HOPE YOU'VE ENJOYED THEM.
  11. secondjag
    glad u dug it XXXX
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    some nice Vargas stuff
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    much appreciated Sean
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    i guess even grandma is digging it, lol (7 vids) Lyle Bigman’s Thick BBC stroke and cum.mp4 93194674_BJ-Jody.mp4 Lick.mp4 Enter.wmv big cock handjob.mp4 1565265952_JERKBBCbigdickArizonaBlackcock.mp4 2034243269_Trailergrannygumjobdeepthroat9inchBBCfacialonlygagsonceon9inchcocknoteeth.mp4
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    Weird, I know Dober has noticed this as well. I upload in a particular order for a reason however it always scrambles to something different.
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    glad u dug it Sean
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    Umm

    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals".The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be, sugar?"The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and a jackass to pay for it all."The teacher fainted. A middle class gentleman decided one week before Halloween to have a party on Halloween night.The theme of the party was that you must have a costume that represents an emotion.The word spread quickly, and since anybody was welcome, it was sure to be a big party.On the night of the party, the house was filled with people, a brown costume for the shitty mood, a multicolored costume for premenstrual syndrome, and many others both interesting as well as funny.The man continuously received knocks on the door, and always let the person in, regardless of their taste in costume.Once again, a knock rapped on his door, and he opened it.A beautiful woman stepped in, wearing a red dress with ruffled sleeves. "You look beautiful tonight miss, what is your emotion?" the man asked."I'm red with anger.," said the woman.The man smiled and let her in to join the others in the party. Five minutes later another knock on the door came, and he opened it, to have another beautiful woman in a green dress step in. "What are you supposed to be, my pretty?" the man asked."I'm green,...green with envy," said the woman."Quite clever!" said the man. He stepped aside to allow her to enter.Two minutes later, another tapping on the door came. He opened it, and In front of him stood a 6'6", naked, smelly, hairy man. On the end of his erected penis stood a pear."I hears you got yourself a party.," said the stranger."That is correct," said the man, trying to keep his cool. "What are you supposed to be?""The naked stranger looked down on the man and, in a booming voice, replied, "I'm fucking despair!"
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    amazing, every post I put up, my numbers go down. wtf??
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    for some reason, made me think of her
  22. secondjag
    Put one in there for you Peter. See if you can find it
  23. secondjag
    enjoy (5 vids) ALICE gets a BBC up her ass.mp4 Lyle Bigman’s Thick BBC stroke and cum.mp4 1565641206_WhitewomanorgasmsfromBBCpounding.mp4 732876144_nobodylovesmebetter.mp4 Working a big black cock.mp4
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    Umm

    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    Alice was well into her sixties when she went to her doctor complaining of nausea, exhaustion, and occasional cramps. After a thorough examination, the doctor sent her to the hospital for a battery of tests, and finally confronted her with the results. "Mrs. Jones, medically impossible though it seems at your age, there's no doubt about it; you're pregnant." "Impossible," she cried, and fainted dead away. When she came to, she staggered to the phone, dialed her 78-year-old husband, and yelled, "You've knocked me up, you randy old goat!" There was a long pause at the other end of the line. Then a voice said, "And with whom am I speaking?" I was sitting around yesterday at lunch, with a few of my co-workers, when the subject of sex (what else?) came up.Now, Billy-Bob (he runs the fork lift) says, "Last night I made love to my wife three times! This morning, she was so happy she made me my favorite breakfast of eggs and grits."Now, Jim-Bob (the fertilizer inspector) not to be outdone by his cousin Billy-Bob, he says, "That's nothing. Last night I made love to my wife five times. She was so happy, she not only made me my favorite breakfast of biscuits and gravy, she told me I was the best in the world and she could never love another man."Well, they then looked at me, waiting for me to say something. Finally, I just said in a quiet voice, "I just made love to my wife once last night, and she didn't fix me anything for breakfast."Well, they started laughing, and finally Jim-Bob asks me, "Well, hell, did she say anything to you this morning?""Just two words," I answered. "Don't stop."
  25. secondjag
    Thanks Sean. What did you love about it?
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