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    What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse’s ass?A Mechanic. Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Joe the Bellboy.The first man married a nurse. Joe showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be hot to trot".The second man married a telephone operator. Joe showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Wow, he's a lucky one. Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top button..."The third man married a school teacher. Joe showed them to their room and thought to himself "poor guy, she's pretty, but teachers are just too frigid".The next morning Joe reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two would call much later in the day.6.00 a.m. The phone rings it's the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The nurse's husband opened the door and Joe stepped back in shock.The man's pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.Joe asked, What happened sir? You married a nurse." The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night was her nagging voice saying "you're not sanitary, you're not sanitary".Joe went back down to the main desk to wait for the next call.6:30 a.m. The telephone operator's husband calls for breakfast. Joe brings it as fast as possible hoping for the best. The man opens the door and Joe stepped back in shock.The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.Joe asks," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as their voices."The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up."Joe went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher's husband will be calling any minute.4:30 p.m. The teacher's husband called for breakfast. Joe can't believe it, but quickly took the breakfast to the couples’ room.The man opened the door and Joe took a step back in shock. He wore only his boxers and his hair was a mess. He had scratch marks on his chest, arms and legs.Joe fearing the worst asked "What happened to you? Did you have a fight?"The man smiles and happily replies, "No. Son, when you marry be sure to marry a school teacher.All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying, "We are going to do this over and over, until we get it right." After dinner and a movie, Carl drove his date to a quiet country road and made his move.When Mary responded enthusiastically to his kissing, he tried sliding his hand up her blouse. Suddenly she jerked away, got out of the car and walked home. That night she wrote in her diary, "A girl's best friends are her own two legs."On their next date, Carl returned to the country road. As they were necking, he slid his hand up Mary's skirt. Once again, she pulled away, got out of the car and walked home. That night she wrote in her diary, "I repeat, a girl's best friends are her own two legs."On the third date, the pair returned to the country road. This time Mary didn't get home until very late. That night she wrote, "Dear diary: There comes a time when even the best of friends must part."
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    been a while since I did any vintage. enjoy these pics of your grandmas pussy
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    "Jill, I don't know what to do," Nadine said to her friend at work. "That good-looking Mike in accounting asked me out for Saturday night. Should I go?" "Oh, my gosh," Jill exclaimed. "He'll wine you, dine you, and then use any ruse to get you up to his apartment. Then he'll pull up your dress, rip off your panties, and you'll have a fantastic experience!" "Oh my, what should I do?" asked Nadine. Jill winked and replied, "Wear an old pair of panties." The NFL announced today that for financial reasons, they had to eliminate one team from the league. So they've decided to combine the Green Bay Packers and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and form one team, thereby saving jobs. They will be known as the TAMPACKS. Unfortunately, they're only good for one period and have no second string. Ethel was a bit of a speed demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel, and getting up maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her, and some of the males actually joined in. One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Goofy Gordon stepped out with his arms outstretched. "STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice. Have you got a license for that thing?". Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper, and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Wally popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster, and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "Carry on, ma'am." As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, stark naked, with a very sizable erection. "Oh, Crap" cried Ethel, "not the Breathalyzer again!"
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    I normally won't post anything with latex. ( 7 vids) blonde_dp_anal.mp4 blonde_blacked11.mp4 1 big_black_cock.mp4 253122122_Carfun-part2.mp4 1076633548_Carfun-part1.mp4 1911107714_ThebridgePartI2.mp4 288451781_Thebridge-PartI.mp4
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    just something to pass time ( 8 vids) 1295459357_IR-Halloween-e-1MIN.mp4 1858782077_IR-Halloween-i-1MIN.mp4 1707560122_IR-Halloween-g-_8MIN.mp4 1567959550_IR-Halloween-f-_9MIN.mp4 2014824560_IR-Bytheriver-partIII-5MIN.mp4 1883806027_IR-fuckinthepark.mp4 Jumpin Jack Flash.mp4 doctor visiting.mp4
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    caution, not for actual consumption
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    During the wedding reception in the family's southern mansion, the bride's Granddaddy slipped her five $100 bills and told her that it was for her and to keep it for "mad money, so she stuffed them in her gloves By family tradition, the couple spent their first night together in their historic plantation house. Later that night, after all the guests had left, the bride's Grandmother saw her sneaking down the stairs, and asked where she was going. "I left my gloves in the library, Grand-MaMa, and it's important that I have them." "Oh you youngsters!" the Grandmother sighed. "You march yourself right back upstairs and grab hold of that damm thing with your bare hands just like I did your Grandfather's."
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    lmao, Peter. too funny
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    hmm, wetter and looser...
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    you can make this work (11 vids) blonde_blacked11.mp4 huge cock for white women (4).mp4 3WAY -.mp4 D Mia 557390521210904580.mp4 2094277067_WetHead.mp4 D Kylie 991.mp4 1194097128_Cuckholdsitopen.mp4 700864443_IR-Halloween-b-1MIN.mp4 1478271853_IR-Halloween-1MIN.mp4 2108849911_IR-Halloween-d-_9MIN.mp4 1896946110_Bbcsurprise.mp4
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    I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam. His new nurse, Elaine, took me to an examining room and told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few minutes. After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down. While waiting I observed that there were three items on a stand next to the exam table: a Tube of K-Y jelly; a rubber glove; and a beer. When the doctor finally came in I said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the beer is for?" At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse, "Damn it, Elaine, I said a 'Butt Light'!" There was a man and a woman in a parked car at a drive-in movie. They were having sex in the back-seat of a small sports car when the man suddenly slipped a disk in his back! He was stuck he couldn't move at all and neither could his girlfriend, she was pinned nude beneath her 250-pound lover. They were desperate to get out so she managed to reach over the front seat with her leg and honk the horn. A big crowd gathered, all enjoying the free show. Some women volunteers served them coffee through the window while others worked to free them. Finally, firemen cut away the car frame. The 250-pound man was lifted out and the woman, sobbing was helped out of the car, too. The ambulance driver tried to calm her down telling her the man would be fine, but she was so upset. She said she was worried about how she was going to explain to her husband what happened to his car!
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    there are no words to convey how much I hate the Pack
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    Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' performance as a lover.The first woman says, "My Husband works as a marriage counselor. He always buys me flowers and candy before we make love. I like that."The second woman says, "My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes to play rough and slaps me around sometimes. I kind of like that."The third woman just shakes her head and says, "My husband works for Microsoft. He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great it's going to be when I get it."
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    don't let me find out you're a dogshit packer fan Dobe
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    just for fun (5 vids) 1272094254_AwifeenjoyingaBBCandcum.mp4 343902722_amazingcuckvid.mp4 32.mp4 1775392747_3HoleBBCGangbang.mp4 P Bite BJ.mp4
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    don't waste a drop - another nice shot of "C Baby" in the mix
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    Q. What's the difference between parsley and pussy? A. Nobody eats parsley. Sex before marriage is considered a sin... Sex after marriage is considered a miracle! A door-to-door salesmen knocks on a neighborhood door.A little boy answers the door and the salesman says, " Hi little fellow, is your mother home ?""Yes," said the lad, "she's out in the backyard screwing our goat."" No," says the salesman, " I don't believe you."The boy says, " Come see for yourself."So the salesman takes a look in the backyard, and sure enough, there was the mom bent over with a large goat screwing her from behind.The salesman said to the boy, "isn't your mom afraid she'll get pregnant?"The boy says, " N-a-a-a-a-a……"
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    some nice wedding rings. hate this god damn smaller format. you lose sooo much detail
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