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    wish me a good vacation. (5 vids) creampie eruption.mp4 980646874_wifewithBBCbullSissyenjoyscleaning.mp4 shower.mp4 blonde_ir_dp.mp4 278553848_MILFPlaysWithBlackCockOnPublicBus.mp4
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    dig it as well. love the stuff Frazetta did of her.
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    Three members of a weekly female bridge quartet were duly impressed when the fourth arrived wearing a gorgeous new mink coat. "That's a lovely garment, Dottie," purred one woman " It must have cost you a fortune!" "But it didn't," said Dottie, "just a single piece of ass.” "You mean," continued the admirer of the coat, "the one that you gave your husband?" "No," smiled the coat wearer, "One that he got from the maid.” There once was a vampire named Mabel Who's menstrual cycle was stable One weekend in four She'd sit on the floor And drink herself under the table. There once was a preacher's Who resented the pony he bought her. Till she found that it's dong, Was as hard and as long, As the prayers her father had taught her. A man goes into an ‘adult entertainment shop’ and asks the assistant for an inflatable doll. "Would you like male of female?" "Female, please." "Would you like Black, or White?" "White, please." "Would you like Christian or Muslim?" This question confused the man . . . and he replied, "What has the religion got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!" "Well," explained the assistant, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"
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    I'm hearing nothing but fun. ( 7 vids) buddies.mp4 706095631_Shegetspoundedbigtimebyblackstranger.mp4 223739252_CuckoldArchiveInterracialMILFwithBBCbullSissyhusband.mp4 1264967835_ThickMILFOnVacationFucksThePizzaDeliveryMan.mp4 1019401068_CuckoldArchiveBlondewifewithBBCbullSissywatchesher.mp4 black cock4.mp4 blonde ir squirts.mp4
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    One day, Mom was cleaning junior's room, and in the closet she found a bondage S+M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him. He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word. She finally asked him, " Well what should we do about this?" Dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him." "What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?A guy will actually search for a golf ball." There once was a woman from Latch,Who jacked herself off with a match.She got so excited,The damn thing ignited,And burnt all the hair off her snatch. An Italian family is at the dinner table when the father says to his oldest son, "Tony! Why you a such a fat a boy?"Tony says, "Poppa, it's a Mama's spaghetti! I can't a stop a-eating it."Poppa says, "You should a take a smaller bites!"Then Poppa says to his middle son, "Michael! Why you a such a fat a boy?"Michael says, "Poppa, it's a Mama's lasagna. I can't a stop a eating it, it's a so good."Poppa says, "You should a also take a smaller bites."Then Poppa says to his youngest son, "Fredo! How you a stay so slim a and a trim a?"Fredo says, "It's a so easy, Poppa. I eat a lots and lots of a pussy."Poppa says, "Pussy? Pussy, that's a taste like shit!"Fredo says, "Poppa, You should a take a smaller bites!"
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    some oldies but goodies
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    Help!! I need somebody. Too funny Peter, thanks
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    thanks Man. always enjoy your posts. just recharging my batteries a bit
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    sure sounds like a happy wife. (3 vids) 601429730_HubbygivesintowifesBBCdesires.mp4 1874868878_CuckoldArchiveBBWwifewithBBCbullSissyhusbandwatches.mp4 1 lesb7.mp4
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    god damn; 120 pages of gold.
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    lol, Dirty, don't know if you are aware (several people here are), but I occasionally slip my own stuff in here without telling. In fact, folks like Kak love guessing and privately asking. btw, I NEVER tell; too much fun for me.
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    just right click, copy and paste into your response Dober. i get flooded almost daily with stuff and you wouldn't believe how much of it i don't post. i actually go through it to see if it's "post worthy." another reason is that, unlike idiots who post same subject under multiple posts (flooding the board) so that they can get "likes," i do actually like the people here. I'm taking a break starting Saturday so, lol, I'm passing the torch to you buddy.
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    going on vacation to forget my troubles in a few days. so, in the meantime... (2 vids) guess I won't be posting then so, lmfao, you're stuck with that useless fop that posts mega same subject in multiple strings for "likes." 1611045074_ridingabbc.mp4 1538940566_CuckoldArchiveSexywifeinstockingswithBBCbullSissyw.mp4
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A man walks into a bar. He sees a good-looking, smartly dressed woman sitting on the bar stool.He walks up behind her and says, "Hi there, how's it going?"Having already had a few drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eyes and says, "Listen! I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter."He says, "No kidding, I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with? An Essex girl (AKA blonde) is crossing the road, when she gets hit by an XR3.As she is lying on the ground, the driver, Dave, rushes out of the car to see if she is all right."I'm so sorry luv! I just didn't see ya. Are ya OK?" he blurts out."Everyfink is just a blur, I can't see a fing" she says, tearfully.Concerned, the man leans over the woman to test her eyesight. He asks, "How many fingers have I got up?""Ah fuckin' 'ell NO!" she screams. "Don't tell me I'm paralyzed from the waist down an' all!!!" A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentlemen neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes red?" The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and @@@@@@ myself, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much." The woman was so impressed; she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So, twice a day for two weeks, she @@@@@@@ herself to her garden hoping for the best. One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?" "No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous...."
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    hmm, must be something post worthy... a little something for Wild Thing too
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    you may NEVER hear your girl moan like this "interracial cuckold party for chubby wife" (3 vids) [a little something for Wild Thing too] 1039896135_interracialcuckoldpartyforchubbywife.mp4 1467779855_IR-HotwifegettingpoundedbyBBC4-_8MIN.mp4 black cock3.mp4
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they go on to a show. The evening is a huge success and as he drops her at her door he says, "I have had a lovely time. You look so beautiful. You remind me of a beautiful rambling rose. May I call on you tomorrow?"She agrees and a date is made.The next night he knocks on her door and when she opens it, she slaps him hard across the face.He is stunned. "What was that for?" he asked.She said, "I looked up rambling rose in the encyclopedia last night, and it said 'Not well suited to bedding, but is excellent for rooting up against a garden wall'." A husband and wife were sitting at the breakfast table and the man was reading the ads in the paper. He looked up and said, "Here is a great sale on tires!" His wife replied, "What do you want tires for? You don't have a car." He came back with, "I don't complain when you go out and buy a new bra!" An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumbles into a podiatrist's office instead and weaves over to the receptionist.Without looking up, she waves him over to the examination bed and says, "Stick it through that curtain."Looking forward to something kinky, the drunk pulls out his penis and sticks it through the crack in the curtains."That's not a foot!" screamed the receptionist."Holy shit, lady. I never knew you had a minimum!" replied the drunk. The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s."Can I help you?" she asked."I want to see Natalie" the man replied."Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies.Perhaps you would prefer someone else." said the madam."No. I must see Natalie" was the man's reply.Just then, Natalie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $1,000 a visit.Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one hundred dollar bills and gave them to Natalie and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Natalie.Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row-too expensive--and there were no discounts. The price was still $1,000.Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Natalie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Natalie and they went upstairs.After their session, Natalie questioned the man. "No one has ever used me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.The man replied, "Macon, Georgia.""Really" she said. "I have family in Macon, Georgia.""I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I am your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."
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    glad u guys dug it
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    shorter, easier to focus??, lol
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    somebody want to take a crack at average number of pics per page x 120?
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    sound on (6 vids) 1930378366_blondiegetsscrewed.mp4 mfgf.mp4 900197707_HotwifegettingpoundedbyBBC.mp4 96541954_Cucksucksbigblackcockandenjoyshiswifefucking.mp4 Con robertinia.mp4 VID-20220827-WA0019.mp4
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the Chinese woman behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and asked her for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements.She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said, "For sex sex, wan free sex, for tonigh free."I replied, "Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable!"A guy standing next to me overheard, tapped me on the shoulder and said, "Don't get excited. What she said was: 466-136-4293!" An ant and an elephant got married, despite the best advice of their friends. During their first intercourse, the elephant suffered a heart attack and died. "Crap," said the ant. "Five minutes of passion, and now the rest of my life digging a grave." A young couple were making passionate love in the guy's van -- you know, shag carpets, big double bed in the back, all of that -- and suddenly the girl, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out, "Oh lover, whip me! Please whip me!"Well, the guy, not wanting to pass up an opportunity like that, but unsure what to do as he has no whips around, gets an inspired flash, opens one window, snaps the antenna off his van, and proceeds to whip the girl until they both collapse in sadomasochistic ecstasy.Almost a week later the girl notices that the welts she sustained are beginning to fester a bit and goes to her doctor.The doctor takes one look at the wounds and exclaims, "Wow! Looks like you've got a bad case of Van Aerial disease!"
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