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    gotta love the pink inside Sean
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    Umm

    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    Judi was startled to see the nonchalant way John was taking the fact that his lady love was seen with another man. "You said you love her and yet you saw her with another man and you didn't knock the guy down?" "I'm waiting," Jon said. "Waiting for what?" asked Judi. "Waiting to catch her with a smaller guy." A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs, she let the Priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused." Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next!"
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    Sunday funday
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    including 4 for my girl, Wild Thing. (9 vids) ghslutmovie2.wmv 1862476602_2blackguysfuckwifewhilehubbyfilms.mp4 black cock2.mp4 black cock swing.mp4 black cock4.mp4 black cock3.mp4 white wife with one of her black bulls.mp4 paintingds (1).mp4 paintingds (2).mp4
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    won't be long Peter.
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    stunning woman, would make a great hotwife. thanks for sharing
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    Umm

    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    David and Simon are sitting in the cafeteria discussing their weekend."Man this weekend was the best!" David says. "I finally scored."Simon says, "Yeah, well I scored and it was the worst experience I've ever had.""How so?" replies David.Simon relates, "That girl, Cecilia, brought me back to her room and said she would do anything I want.“So I asked her to go down on me, and she said no problem. In the middle of the whole thing, she starts turning green, coughing like crazy and passes out.""Damn!" Simon says. "What happened?"David responds, "Turns out she's allergic to nuts." Bob: "My doctor says if I don't give up sex, I'll be dead in a week." Bill: "OMG! Why is that?" Bob: "I've been screwing his wife." A guy on a date parks and gets the girl in the back seat and they make love. The girl wants it again and the guy obliges her. She wants more and they do it again. She still wants more and the guy, by now exhausted, says: "Excuse me a minute I have to relive myself." While out of the car he notices a guy a half block away changing a flat. He goes up to the guy and says; "Look, I've got this gal in my car and I've given it to her four or five times and she still wants more. I'll change your flat if you'll take over for me." The guy agrees. He jumps into the back of the car and starts to go at it with the woman. He's just getting to the gravy strokes when a cop knocks on the window and shines a light on them. The cop asks, "What're you doing in there?" The guy says "I'm making love to my wife." The cop asks, "Why don't you do that at home?" The guy answers "To tell you the truth, I didn't know it was my wife until you shined the light on her."
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    a little bit of everything on the menu today. wedding rings, something for the boot lovers, retros...
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    Umm

    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy said, "Yes, she did." "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you." [the author this joke has obviously never tried to fly Southwest out of Chicago’s Midway Airport in winter…] At a PTA Meeting, it was explained to the parents how the sex education classes would proceed and what the overall content would be. The Principal advised the parents to closely follow-up with their children, especially to see if they had any questions.That night, one parent decided to put it into action. He called his older son into the study and requested that he instruct his younger brother about the "birds and the bees" talk he gave to his son two years ago; thinking to spare himself the ordeal all over again.The boy agreed and rushed off to talk with his younger brother. "Hey Herman," he said, "want to know something?""What?" the younger lad asked."You know how a man and a woman get together and fuck when they want to have kids?""Yeah?""Well... Father wants me to tell you that birds and bees do the same thing." This guy is between the sheets with this woman when he hears the garage door open. "It's my husband," the woman says. " Here start ironing these." tossing him a pile of shirts. The husband walks in and asks why there is this strange man ironing shirts. She tells him that he is the new housekeeper. Her husband seems to accept this. The guy stays and finishes the shirts, leaves, and walks down the street to catch the bus. He can't help but brag about what just happened, and tells a man waiting next to him. The man looks at him and says," Pal are you talking about a nice-looking brunette who lives in that 2 story brick job on the corner of Main and Park?" "Yes, I am." "Hell, son, who do you think washed them damn shirts anyway." The banker saw his old friend, Tom, an eighty-year-old rancher, in town.Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a "mail order" bride.Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was.The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be. Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November."Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man.Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again. "How's the new wife?" asked the banker. Tom proudly said, "Oh, she's pregnant."The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, "And how's the hired hand?"Without hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant too."
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    man, why bother?? (9 vids) going in.mp4 blkbj.mp4 nicebjs.mp4 ch3way.mp4 ggirldkjhf.mp4 satbjhg.mp4 MEAN.mp4 1841520221_AmateursGW-CuckedinVegas.mp4 Beautiful_wife_blacked_in_front_of_husband.mp4
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    because sometimes a cuckold needs a late night snack...
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    I feel your pain buddy (5 vids) 68473716_1_cuck.mp4 226284760_PleaseKnockMeUpCreampie.mp4 Stick it fill it slap it Creampie.mp4 Stick shift.mp4 Still have room in my pussy.mp4
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    lot of work but glad at least you appreciated Sean. how 'bout a couple more? lol, the amusement never ends (2 vids) 1 more fun3.mp4 155156355_sheskindasorrynotsorryfordatingblackguys-creampie.mp4
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    alright, let me help get you off to a good start. and welcome
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    Umm

    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A young secretary, having just returned from a great week-long vacation in South America, walked into the local bank and asked about exchanging currency.The teller said he would try to help her.After she plopped a huge wad of bills onto the counter, the teller then counted it, made a phone call, and returned to count out $27.18.The wide-eyed woman gasped. "You mean to tell me that's all I get for that mountain of bills?""I'm afraid so Miss," replied the teller. "That's the current rate of exchange according to our foreign exchange section.""Good Grief!" she hissed. "And, I gave that cheap skunk breakfast, too!" A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called his wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very serious disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will die. - Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. - Be reasonably pleasant and try to get him into a good mood. - For lunch, fix him something hot. - For dinner, prepare something hot and fairly nutritious. - For a while, don't burden him too much with unnecessary chores. - Try not to discuss your stress about the house work and the soap operas too much, when he is worrying about the family business, that would just make him feel worse. - And most importantly, you must have sex with your husband at least one day of every week. If you can do this for at least 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say to you?" "You're gonna die."
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    you are most welcome Sean. kept ya busy for a little while, eh?
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    LAST 9 FOR NOW; ADMITTEDLY, A BIT LAMER BUT PERHAPS TO PASS THE TIME 1 tits4.mp4 1blacked4.mp4 1 tits3.mp4 1 tits2.mp4 1 more fun.mp4 08 Clavadas (AH) f (3).mp4 8ebony.mp4 2blonde.mp4 blonde_ir_ffm_trio_creampie_eruption.mp4
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    NEXT TEN 1228904807_1blowjob2.mp4 VID-20220922-WA0490.mp4 VID-20220924-WA0233.mp4 VID-20220922-WA0458.mp4 Relentless.mp4 Guerreira(ax).mp4 1 blacked13.mp4 VID-20220922-WA0333.mp4 VID-20220922-WA0331.mp4 VID-20220920-WA0393.mp4
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    NEXT TEN 387309078_1blacked28.mp4 187047495_1blacked27.mp4 1 blacked22.mp4 1 blacked21.mp4 1049129976_1blacked3.mp4 VID-20220917-WA0378.mp4 1 blacked18.mp4 VID-20220916-WA0486.mp4 1227792561_IR-GRP-Friendswillbefriends-HusbandPartyWives-19_4MIN.mp4 blonde_blacked11.mp4
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    NEXT TEN BlackAmbush_22_04_30.Theodora.mp4 1 blacked7.mp4 VID-20220918-WA0505.mp4 VID-20220918-WA0511.mp4 P Q1470.mp4 186876913_IR-Petiteblondewifegetsbarebackbbccreampie.mp4 IR - Cuck Cleans Pudding From Pretty Blonde - 1.5 MIN.mp4 02087.mp4 1575553484_Beautiful_wife_blacked_in_front_of_husband-1_3MIN.mp4 55 - she tasting a BBC.mp4
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    NEXT TEN 9.mp4 1 blacked17.mp4 Vids 1647.mp4 VID-20220915-WA0169.mp4 VID-20220914-WA0341.mp4 VID-20220915-WA0168.mp4 VID-20220902-WA0163.mp4 VID-20220914-WA0237.mp4 VID-20220902-WA0119.mp4 IR - Horny wife get bbc - 3 MIN.mp4
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    here we go. first 10 EssaDeuPerdaTotalclmt290606.wmv 2 caption3.mp4 VID-20220910-WA0437.mp4 VID-20220909-WA0306.mp4 VID-20220903-WA0214.mp4 VID-20220907-WA0417.mp4 336203680_IR-ThickMILFOnVacationFucksThePizzaDeliveryMan-4_8MIN.mp4 550265511_IR-ridingabbc-2MIN.mp4 868127748_IR-Shegetspoundedbigtimebyblackstranger-2_7MIN.mp4 bbc_with_blonde.mp4
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