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alright buddy, for you. A very naïve British sailor is in a bar in London.He meets a wild girl, and she takes him upstairs. She takes off her pants and her panties.He looks between her legs, and he says, "What's that?"She says, "It's me lower mouth."He says, "What do you mean, your 'lower mouth'?"She says, "Just what I said, it's me lower mouth. It's got a mustache...it's got lips..."He says, "Has it got a tongue in it?"She says, "Not always." A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a real Rugby player. They start to talk and eventually go back to his place. They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt. On his arm, he has a tattoo that says, REEBOK. "What's that for?" the lady questions. "Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me." Then the man takes off his trousers, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE. 'What's that?' the lady questions again. "Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV." Then the man drops his underwear and on his penis he has a tattoo that says, "AIDS. " The lady screams: "Don't tell me you have AIDS!" The man replies: "No, no...!!! Calm down...!!! It will say ADIDAS in a minute." A waiter was working one night, when a beautiful blonde was seated in his section. He went over to take her order, and saw that she was crying."What's wrong, miss? Are you ok?" he asked.Wiping tears from her eyes, she looked up at him and said, "My boyfriend just dumped me, and today is my birthday. Nice gift, isn't it?"The waiter talked with her a few moments, and was able to get her to stop crying. He kept a close eye on her, and when she had finished her meal, he went into the kitchen, cut a large slice from the best cake on the menu, and stuck a candle in it. He lit the candle, and brought it to her table. She looked very happy, and he was glad. He said, "Make a wish and blow!"She closed her eyes, and made her wish. Then she came up to the waiter, got down on her knees, unzipped his pants, pulled out his cock, and started sucking on it. He had no idea why she was doing this, but she was really into it, sucking away, and playing with his balls. He knew that he should stop her-they didn't even know each others names-but hey, when you've got a hot blonde sucking on your cock, like you're really going to say, no don't suck it.He stood there, enjoying every moment, and when she made him cum, he exploded inside her mouth, and she swallowed every drop of his huge, hot load. She looked up at him with a smile, and said, "Did you like it?"He said, "Yes, of course, you suck cock great... but I'm just wondering why you suddenly started sucking my cock??"She looked confused. "Well, I was just doing what you told me to."Now he's confused. "What I told you to?"Smiling, she says, "Don't tell me you forgot already. You said, 'Make a wish and blow!'"

hmm, what's in my box tonight??? (4 vids) 1405287595_CuckoldCoupleInterracialCreampieCleanup.mp4 147453795_KissandCuck.mp4 994170691_AnotherBBCnocondom.mp4 349850402_CUCK-HubbypleasesBBC-.mp4

As a part of the “Show and Tell” segment of Language class, Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class and, with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well, the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnny had in mind, so she asked him just what that was. "It's a period," reported Johnny. "Well, I can see that," she said, "but what is so exciting about a period?" "I don't know," said Johnny, "but, this morning, my sister said she missed one. Then Dad had a heart attack, Mom fainted, the man next door shot himself, and Father Hibberd across the street took off for a mission in Africa. Steph was telling her boyfriend, Jeff, "According to archaeologists, for millions of years the Neanderthal man was not fully erect." And Jeff's reply was, that's pretty easy to understand considering how ugly the Neanderthal women were! Morris and Max, both 89 yrs. Old, meet every morning in the park. Morris shows up just as Max is finishing his 4-mile run. Morris asks him, "What's your secret? I have to sit after walking half a block!" Max says, "I eat dark rye bread three times a day, I feel great, I can run and am still dating lots of women." Morris stops at the bakery on the way home and says, "You have any dark rye bread?" The lady at the counter says, "Yes." Morris says "Give me four loaves." The lady says, "Four loaves?!? It'll get hard." Morris says, "Why does everyone know about this stuff but me!" A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist's couch, telling him how frustrated she was. "I tried to be an actress and failed," she complained. "I tried to be a secretary and failed; I tried being a writer and failed; then I tried being a sales clerk and I failed at that, too." The shrink thought for a moment and said... "Everyone needs to live a full, satisfying life. Why don't you try nursing?" The girl thinks about this, then bares one of her large, beautiful breasts, points it at the shrink, and says... "Well go ahead, I'll give it a try!"

C'mon now. I confess, I only recognize the models

Carolyn was down at the Carolina shore this weekend and was walking along the water's edge, when she came upon a man with a rather large belly who was sun bathing on the beach. Feeling a bit down on the male population at the moment, Carolyn caustically remarked, "If that belly was on a woman, I bet you would probably say she was pregnant!" The man squinted up at her a little annoyed and replied, "It was, and she is!" A very avid golfer was lined up and ready on the 17th tee when out of the woods came a naked girl, who ran past him and into the woods on the other side of the tee. Being the avid golfer he was, he once again bore down on the ball. Right in the middle of his backswing, a guy in a white coat ran out of the woods and asked him if a naked lady ran past. Our golfer said "Yes, she ran into the woods." The guy in the white coat said thanks and ran after her. Our golfer again prepared to hit the ball when all of a sudden, another man in a white coat came out of the woods carrying a 5-gallon bucket of sand and asked if he had seen a man in a white coat come through here chasing a naked lady. He said, "Yes, they ran that way through the woods." The man said thanks and started to run off when the golfer stopped him and asked, "Hey, what's going on?" The guy explained, "You see we work at a sanitarium institution nearby and every now and then that girl gets away and all she wants to do is get naked and fuck." The golfer then asked, "Well what's the bucket of sand for?" The guy in the white coat said, "Oh, that's my handicap. You see, I caught her last time!" A typical family of hillbillies, Paw, Maw, Jethro and little Sally.One day, Jethro asked, "Paw, what is Sex?"Paw says, "Since you are a big boy, I will show you."Paw hollers, "Maw get yourself in here!" Paw then says, "Maw, take your clothes off and get on the bed. Now spread your legs."Paw says, "Jethro see that thar little hole? Now watch this!" and climbs on top, and begins having sex.In the midst of Paw's demonstration Little Sally comes in and exclaims, "What is going on? "Jethro answers, "Paw is teaching me about sex."Little Sally asks, "What is Sex?"Jethro replies, "See that little hole on Paw? Now watch this!" A female truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding.The patrolman told her to get out of the truck, and noticed that the driver appeared to be putting something in her mouth as he stepped out of the cab.Figuring that the driver was putting away his pep pills, the patrolman asked "Did I just see you swallow something?""Yep, that was my birth control pill," said the driver."Birth control pill?" asked the patrolman."Yep, when I saw your flashing light, I knew I was gonna get fucked."

last time we played, Wild Thing pretty much shamed us

if she had one pressed against her belly, then she knows how deep inside her it's going to go. and I bet she thinks often about it, perhaps more than you know...

Once again, it's time to play, "Name the bike." Now I know many show brand - so you have to name the model. Watch out! The Super Vixen Wild Thing knows about this stuff. Bonus points for first responses. Oh, and hey perverts; you're supposed to look at the bikes, not the chicks.

Def, sound on. Some good stuff here. (4 vids) Hubby is cleaning.mp4 859652567_CuckJerkingAndHelpingBBCBullFuckWife.mp4 880419454_wifespreadsonlyforblacks.mp4 DK - bj black.mp4

so, while you were at work... (3 vids) 1472916144_CUCK-Heymanyourwifewasnotatworktoday.mp4 get it in.mp4 All white boy can do is jack.mp4

During the mating season a whale couple was trying to get a pregnancy started. They were interrupted by a whaling ship that tried to capture them. They resorted to running away and hiding behind a reef, but the whaling ship kept looking for them. The male whale got upset and said, "This is too much. We are going to retaliate. I have a plan", he told his mate. "Let's swim under the whaling ship and with our blow holes blow hard and make boat rock. When the sailors fall into the ocean, we can swim up and gobble them up? What do you think?" he asked. She looked a bit bored and said, "Well, I don't mind the blowing, but I won't swallow any seamen." A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.He turned to the astonished patrons and said, 'I'll make you a deal.I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside.Then the alligator will close his mouth for one minute.He will then open his mouth and I'll remove my genitals unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.'The crowd murmured their approval.The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth.The alligator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head.The alligator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer.'I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try.'A hush fell over the crowd.After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar and a blonde woman timidly spoke up.'I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with a beer bottle.'

as always, my pleasure Sean. and nice to be appreciated.

who's up for it??? threw some in for Wild Thing; which is your favorite honey? [can't just pick, have to say why] which is your favorite, cucks?

there's some vid gold in here (4 vids) Wife jerks off BBC in her mouth while hubby watches.mp4 469613064_AmateurCuckoldCoupleInterracialCreampieCleanup.mp4 Cuck helps bull to fuck his gf.mp4 1659230678_KateCumsOnAnotherBigBlackDick.mp4

into the vapor...(6 vids) troca de casais Hb.mp4 loira com seu negão Hb.mp4 Insertion.mp4 Gonna Make me.mp4 1987016073_adeephardpounding....wmv 270287106_hubbyisinperfectpositiontosatisfythewife.mp4

In the north of England lived a man, poorly educated, who made a large fortune by selling his design for a bicycle chain. With this money he set about realizing his childhood ambition to become a country squire. He purchased a beautiful estate near the Scottish border, and proceeded, with the help of some excellent servants, to live in a manner none in his family had ever dreamed of. Foremost of these servants was his butler, Jeeves, a well-educated man, who assisted his master in every way he could to better himself. The master would often ask Jeeves for advice on how to handle a social situation, or to explain a new term. One day when the master was reading, he called Jeeves in and asked, "Jeeves, what is this fox pass?" "Sir," replied Jeeves, "that would be 'faux pas'. I'll give you an example: "Do you remember recently when Lord and Lady Plushbottom stayed for the weekend? And do you remember how on Sunday morning Lord Plushbottom pricked his finger on a rose? "And do you further remember how later, at breakfast, Lady Plushbottom asked her husband 'Is your prick still throbbing dear?' and you said 'Christ!' and I dropped the marmalade? "That, Sir, was a faux pas."

satisfy your hunger

thanks so much Sean. Enjoy these [too lazy to put the creampies in "Breakfast..."]

My wife and I were watching Who Wants to Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' ... She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..' So, I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight started... A teacher is instructing her 4th grade class, and she's telling them that the word of the day is 'contagious.'She asks if anyone can use this word in a sentence, and several students raise their hands."Carl," she says.Carl says, "My dad told me to stay away from kids with mumps 'cause they're contagious.""Very good," says the teacher.Then she picks Suzie, who says, "The atmosphere was contagious."The teacher says, "Excellent, Suzie!" Then she notices that little Johnny has his hand up at the back of the class. "Yes, Johnny?"Johnny says, "The other day, me and my dad's a-sittin' around, and we saw our blonde neighbor painting her fence. She had a tiny little model car paintbrush, and she was going in tiny little strokes up and down the fence, and my dad says to me, 'Jesus, it's gonna take that cunt ages to finish that fence.' A guy on a date parks and gets the girl in the back seat and they make love.The girl wants it again, and the guy obliges her. She wants more, and they do it again.She still wants more and the guy, by now exhausted, says, "Excuse me a minute I have to relive myself."While out of the car he notices a guy a half block away changing a flat. He goes up to the guy and says, "Look, I've got this gal in my car, and I've given it to her four or five times and she still wants more. I'll change your flat if you'll take over for me."The guy agrees. He jumps into the back of the car and starts to go at it with the woman.He's just getting to the gravy strokes when a cop knocks on the window and shines a light on them.The cop asks, "What're you doing in there?"The guy says "I'm making love to my wife."The cop asks, "Why don't you do that at home?"The guy answers. "To tell you the truth, I didn't know it was my wife until you shined the light on her."

awesome as always Dober