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A gay guy stops in to visit his friend who has a broken leg. His friend says, "My feet are cold mate. Can you go and get me my slippers from upstairs please."The guy goes upstairs, and there are his mate's gorgeous twin 18 year old sons. The gay guy says "Hi guys, your dad sent me up here to have sex with you."The first son says, "That's not true."He says, "I'll prove it."He yells down the stairs to his friend, "Did you mean both of them?"His mate yells back, "Of course, both of them having one of them is no good without having the other one." 

 

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Doctor: "I accidentally left my gloves inside your stomach during your operation. We have to operate on you again."
Patient: "Are you kidding me?!?! Tell you what Doc, take this $10 bill and buy a new pair!"

 

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My Wife Thinks I’m God
The first guy said, “My wife, she thinks so much of me that she won’t let me do any work around the house. It’s incredible.” The second guy says, “That’s nothing. My wife thinks I’m God.” “She thinks you’re God? What makes you say that?” “Every night at dinner time, she places a burnt offering before me.”

 

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Thought Of The Day:

Nothing Is Funnier

“Nothing is funnier than unhappiness.”
― Samuel Beckett, Endgame

 

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Lance is an uncommon name nowadays...

But in Medieval Times, people were named Lance-a-lot.

Two men are on opposite sides of the river.

The first man shouts, “How do I get to the other side of the river?”

The other man yells, “Dude, you are on the other side of the river!”

After moving to Tennessee, I was looking for a new veterinarian for my dog.

I found one close by and booked an appointment for him.

Arriving at the office, I saw this sign on the door: "Veterinarian/Taxidermist. Either way, you get your pet back."

 

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