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    part 2 of 2
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    just realized the copy and paste elsewhere won't work as it gets reformatted here part 1 of 2
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    Last year a young man graduated from the University of Arkansas with a degree in journalism. His very first assignment, for the newspaper who hired him, was to write a human-interest story. He decided to go into the Ozark Mountains to do his research. He found an old farmer's house in an isolated section and introduced himself to the man. He then asked him, "Has anything ever happened around here that made you happy?" The old farmer thought for a moment and said, "Yep, one time a neighbor's sheep got lost. We all formed a posse and found it. Then we all screwed it and took it back home." "I can't print that!" the young reporter exclaimed. "Can you think of anything else that happened that made you happy?" "Yep, one time a neighbor's got lost. We all formed a posse & found her. After we all screwed her, we took her back home." "Hell, I can't print that either!" cried the frustrated reporter. "Has anything ever happened that made you sad?" The old farmer dropped his head and sit quietly for a few seconds. Then he timidly replied, "Yep, I got lost once." A couple of teachers went on a date. After dinner, the gentleman asks the lady, "Would you like a drink?" The lady answers, "Why no. What would I tell my students if they found out that I was a drinker?" "How about a cigarette?" "Why no, what would I tell my students if they found out that I was a smoker?" As they're driving home, they pass a motel, and the man asks," Would you like to stop at the motel with me?" The lady answers, "Absolutely" Surprised, the man asks, "But what will you tell your students?" “I'll tell them that you don't need to drink or smoke to have a good time?”
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    one for fun 161510108_allupinherass.mp4
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    if you see one you like, copy and open elsewhere. if it's one of the large ones, you won't believe how much better it looks
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    lmao, maybe the kinda girl mama was
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    2 of 2
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    where do I find the time?? 1 of 2
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    yup, funny and sad because it's so true.
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    not sure. anyone know???
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    for you Kak
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    glad u dug it, i'll keep my eye out for more
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    lmao, not sure i'd fuck Marge
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    A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love. About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again. Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder, and asks, "Honey, please...just one more time before I die." She says, "Of course, Dear," and they make love for the third time. After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep. The man, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could..." At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen, I have to get up in the morning. You don't!" My girlfriend and I, decided to get married. My parents helped as much as they could, and all my friends said it’s a really good idea! My girlfriend? She is a dream! But there is something that bothers me! This something is her little sistee. This is my future 20 years old sister-in-law, wearing a super skinny, miniskirts and short blouses. Always leaning ahead and I was often lucky to see her underwear. She never did that in front of someone else! One day she calls me and asks me to go home to see the wedding invitations. When I arrived, she was alone. She whispered that soon I get married and that she has feelings for me for long time and that she thinks she can’t overcome them. She also said that she desperately wanted to have sex with me just once before I marry her sister. I was shocked and could not say a word. She said to me that she goes to bed and asked if I wanted to go up with her. I froze and looked at her going up the stairs. Going up, she took her panties off and threw it at me. I stayed there for a moment and then ran to the door. I opened it and I walked to the car. My future father-in-law was standing outside with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, "I’m glad you passed this little test, and I am sure that my could not find a better man. Welcome to the family, my son!" Moral Lesson: Always keep your condoms in your car!
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    My pleasure Scott, glad u dug them and, as always, nice to be appreciated.
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    how sweet it is (3 vids) deep in her colon.mp4 black hair deepthroat.mp4 ir ffm trio.wmv
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    2 of 2
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    split it up - 1 of 2
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    Tommy goes into a confessional box. He begins, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned; I have been with a loose woman." The Priest says, "Is that you, Tommy?" "Yes, Father, it's me." "Who was the woman you were with?" "I cannot tell you, Father, because I don't want to ruin her reputation." The priest asks, "Was it Brenda O'Malley?" "No, Father." "Was it Mary MacDonald?" "No." "Was it Ann Crotty?" "No." "Was it Mary Elizabeth O'Shea?" "No, Father." "Was it Amy Mc Mahon?" "No, Father." "Was it little Cathy Morgan?" "No, Father! I cannot tell you." The priest finally says, "Tommy, I admire your perseverance, but you must atone for your sins. Your penance will be four’ Our Fathers’ and five ‘Hail Marys’. Go back to your seat." Tommy walks back to his pew next to his buddy, Sean. Sean, slides over and whispers, "What happened?!" Tommy smiles, "Well, I got four Our Fathers, five Hail Marys and six good leads."
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    no way am I taking a hj through the car window. get in the fuckin car and suck this dick
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