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  1. secondjag

    Umm

    A cautious young fellow named Tunney Had a whang that was worth any money. When eased in half-way, The girl's sigh made him say, "Why the sigh?" "For the rest of it, honey." A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing. "Doctor, the hormones you've been giving me have really helped, but I'm afraid that you're giving me too much. I've started growing hair in places that I've never grown hair before." The doctor reassured her. "A little hair growth is a perfectly normal side effect of testosterone. Just where has this hair appeared?" "On my balls." A young couple in love finally got all the approvals and set their wedding date. The frisky bride-to-be cuddles up to her fiancée and said, "Darling, you know I want to fulfill this fantasy of mine to make love before we get married. Could we?" "But it's not long until June, dear," The cautious groom-to-be replied. "Oh," she exclaimed. "And how long will it be in June, you think?" A woman walks into a pharmacy one day and says to the pharmacist, “I’d like a poison that’ll kill my husband but make it look like he died of natural causes.” The pharmacist says, “Ma’am, not only can I not do that for you, I’m going to have to call the police and report you.” The woman removes something from her pocket and hands it to him. He looks at it and discovers that it’s a picture of her husband making love to the pharmacist’s wife. The pharmacist says, “Oh, you should have told me you had a prescription.” Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No... Salty." A lovely Russian lady came up to me at the mall and said, "Please, I am looking for a one night stand." I had the shop shut up and the door locked before you could say Billybob, and we went to a bar for a couple of aperitifs, a nice restaurant, a club I know where they have a good floor show. I then took that lovely lady home and we spent the night blissfully occupied. As the sun peeped over the window sill, I smiled sweetly at her sleepy face and said, "So how was that?" "Was wonderful," she said, "but I still have no place to put bedside lamp."
  2. Outstanding as always Gunner. Thanks. I'm gone tomorrow for a few days. I can see the string is in good hands.
  3. I'll say it again to start the new year off Peter. I think she is TELLING YOU SHE'S READY. She needs you to make it happen.
  4. Perhaps the world will settle down this year and we can get back to sex. (14 vids) 1 blacked25.mp4 69 _ Isabel_Ignacio.wmv very-hot-girlfriend-made-of-a-dog.mp4 CUCK - Insatiable woman-p.11 Jelly-Legs Wobble (fucked O-wracked) - 7.6 MIN.mp4 VID-20140904-WA0067.mp4 VID-20220512-WA0104.mp4 VID-20220430-WA0132.mp4 VID-20231207-WA0001.mp4 fat one.mp4 1 strapon.mp4 GH - video_014790.m4v 1 night.mp4 bbcbl1230.mp4 mtbj1230.mp4
  5. Thank you Peter. Can't speak for all black guys but doesn't bother me a bit. Way to cap a year Gunner!! Outstanding
  6. 120 pages??? damn. tick tock, looks like I'll be gone for a week if they don't kill me. happoy new years all. ( 14 vids) CUCK - Insatiable woman meets a new friend part1 - 7.1 MIN.mp4 CUCK - Wife with two BBC - 1.1 min - (1).mp4 Naughty married woman taking a bath in her friends' milk and cuckold filming.mp4 Riding her dildo.mp4 Riding hard.mp4 riding9.mp4 IR - REV - Married black wife calls me over for more white cock while husband works - 1.6 MIN.mp4 Nailed in the kitchen.mp4 Ab 314.mp4 Ab 322.mp4 VID-20231130-WA0083.mp4 VID-20230803-WA0248.mp4 VID-20231224-WA0822.mp4 @LoversDelight .mp4
  7. yep, a keeper. I'm sure the wannabees want to know where you found her. and, lol, does she have a sister?
  8. Motherfucker Gunner; awesome! Delicious. A win for the ducks turns out to be a win for you. How many hunters can say that??
  9. One good cuckold in here. ( 9 vids) Don't miss a drop.mp4 ebony_Trying_to_swallow_the_BBC.mp4 brunette_ir_missionary_blacked17 (1).mp4 blonde_ir_bj_123.mp4 IR - REV - Married ebony wife loves white cock when husband is at work. - 1.5 MIN.mp4 3WAY - Me, my wife and her friend - 2.7 MIN.mp4 CUCK - Insatiable woman Part 9 -Holy Toledo spasgamic onslaught - 7.2 MIN.mp4 CUCK - Insatiable woman -p10a Oral Fixation Extraordinaire - 5.7 MIN.mp4 Hub eats creampie-IR - SHARED WIFE - 5.3 MIN.mp4
  10. Well put Hardy. All the rest can go to hell. Glad u dug it Dober.
  11. Peter got it Gunner. Wow! Well done.
  12. Closing the books on this brutal year. Here's some moments to get away from all the worlds troubles. (17 vids) JaponaDelicia(lx).mp4 mirian-gabriela-having-sex-in-amateur-porn-video.mp4 1 blacked11.mp4 CUCK - Wife with two BBC - 1.1 min -.mp4 EBONY - FAC - T h a n k Y o u - .2 MIN.mp4 360841090_BJ-VID-20231103-WA0666.mp4 LUSAFUMU_II (29).mp4 ZC4476.mp4 Desire to be fulfilled.mp4 EBONY - BJ - Suck Luvin Her Dick - 1.1 MIN.mp4 mature_blowjob.mp4 YZ0013.mp4 VacaNoRolete(xl).mp4 Facial.mp4 VID-20211228-WA0288.mp4 Sweepin'.mp4 EBONY - BJ - Suck Luvin Her Dick - 1.1 MIN (1).mp4
  13. Hey Dober, I know that "lonely" feeling. Was often the same at the old site. Sadly too many lurkers and not enough folks who can't even be bothered to comment. Always was, always will be I guess. And then they wonder why a site dies.
  14. Even the strongest man in the world, is still just a man. [Superman] ( 5 vids) CUCK - Wife with two BBC - 1.1 min -.mp4 EBONY - FAC - T h a n k Y o u - .2 MIN.mp4 BJ - VID-20231103-WA0666.mp4 LUSAFUMU_II (29).mp4 ZC4476.mp4
  15. Damn Peter; so many outstanding posts! Thanks for sharing
  16. What can I say?? I'm just a sucker for love. (13 vids) skinny1224.mp4 rt1224.mp4 EBONY BBW.mp4 EBONY THICK.mp4 wife sucking off hubbys friend.mp4 Y - IR - REV - Exotic african woman getting eaten out - 4.6 MIN.mp4 Shower Fuck.mp4 Santa Plays His Guitar.mp4 IR - REV - Cheating black wife can’t get enough white cock - 1.9 MIN.mp4 blonde_thrilled_by_BBC_blacked31.mp4 cum_spurting_facial_2.mp4 cumload_on_her_face.mp4 Britneys Christmas Fuck (1).mp4
  17. secondjag

    Umm

    The two East Coast hookers decided to move to the West Coast, and while driving through New Mexico, they stopped at a little general store. Well, low and behold, there were two older Indian women sitting out on the front porch and the four women started up a conversation, which lead to the one older Indian woman saying, "Well I'm a Navajo, and she’s an Arapaho." Then one of the hookers said, "No kidding! Well, I'm a New York Ho, and she’s a Chicago Ho." There once was a man from Van Isle Who said jogging just wasn't his style. "I'll get my workouts," he said, "At home, in my bed, 'Cause a Miss is as good as a mile!" There once was a Man from Sunbass Who's balls were made out of brass. When they banged together, they played stormy weather And lightening shot out of his ass. A well-dressed man went into a bar ordered a double whiskey. He stood there sipping his drink when another man came up and said "Is that you Pete??" Pete said "My name is Pete, but I don`t think I know you" The second man said "You do, it`s me, Martin we used to work at the same factory together before it closed down" Pete said "Now I remember you, but what happened to you? You are all in scruffy clothes. We got good redundancy money when we finished. What happened Martin??" Martin said "I blew it all on cars women and drink. I'm totally broke now, but look at you Pete. All in the best clothes and I've seen your posh car outside. How did you do it??" Pete said "Well I wanted to make my money work for me. So, I thought if you have some money, London is the best place to do that. I bought a three-story house. On the first floor there was ordinary sex -- just men and woman. On the 2nd floor homo sex -- you know, men shagging men. And on the 3rd floor pedophile sex for them who like shagging children. I must say I made a fortune. Mind you it was hard work: just me, the wife and the kids." A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet are well endowed. The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?" The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning, she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before." "Don't be flattered," said the woman. "Just take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."
  18. Yeah, it happens, sorry it happened to you Lei. These days I just refuse to play with 1st timers.
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