secondjag

As a painless way to save money, a young couple arranged that every time they have sex the husband puts his pocket change into a china piggy bank on the bedside table. One night while being unusually athletic, he accidentally knocked the piggy bank onto the floor where it smashes. To his surprise, among the masses of coins, there are handfuls of five- and ten-dollar bills. He asks his wife "What's up with all the notes?" To which his wife replies, "Well, not everyone is as cheap as you are." A man goes to the famous Lucas Carton restaurant in Paris with his girlfriend and orders the 1928 Mouton. The waiter returns with a bottle full of wine, pours a small amount in the glass for tasting. The customer picks up the glass, smells the wine, and puts it down on the table with a thud. "This is not the 1928 Mouton." The waiter assures him it is, and soon there are another twenty people surrounding the table, including the chef and the manager trying to convince the man that the wine is the 1928 Mouton. Finally, someone asks him how he knows that it is not the 1928 Mouton. "My name is Phillipe de Rothschild, and I make the wine." Finally, the original waiter steps forward and admits that he poured the Clerc Milon 1928. "I could not bear to part with our last bottle of 1928 Mouton. You know Clerc Milon, it is in the same village as Mouton, you pick the grapes at the same time, the same cepage, you crush in the same way, you put them into similar barrels. You bottle at the same time, you even use eggs from the same chickens to fine them. The wines are the same, except for a small matter of geographic location." Rothschild beckons the waiter forward, and whispers to him, "When you return home tonight, ask your girlfriend to remove her underwear. Put one finger in one opening, another finger in the other, then smell both the fingers. You will understand what difference a small distance in geographic location makes." Turning 60 two years ago, I took a lot of good-natured ribbing from family and friends.So as my wife's 60th birthday approached, I decided to get in some needling of my own.I sat her down, looked deep into her eyes, then said I had never made love to anyone who was over 60 years old."Oh, well, I have," she deadpanned. "It's not that great."

number continues to go down? is it a problem on my end?

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a few more (4 vids) Her ass is his.mp4 05 Chocolate Treats.mp4 Daddy.mp4 valentina-bbc-seeded.mp4

here we go (11 vids) be sure to watch "How 'bout some coffee" cracked me up 1758587280_StepdadMomMustntKnow.3gp long time in dressing room.mp4 girltime.mp4 Treward.mp4 How 'bout Some Coffee LMAO.wmv mustache and creampie.mp4 proper massage.mp4 linda creampie.mp4 30.mp4 33.mp4 workout.mp4

just went down again. strange

The new hooker just finished her first trick. When she came back down to the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details.She said "well, he was a big muscular and handsome marine.""Well, what did he want to do?" they all asked.She said " I told him that a straight lay was $100, but he said he didn't have that much.""So I told him that oral sex would be $75, but he didn't have that much either.""Finally I said, well, how much do you have?"The marine said that he only had $25.The new hooker said, "Well, for $25 all I can do is service you by hand."He agreed and after getting the finances straight, she said, "He pulled it out and I put one hand on it, and then the second hand above the first and then the first hand above the second hand...""Oh my god" they all exclaimed, "it must have been huge, then what did you do?""I loaned him $75!" she said. A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day.""Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay, too!"On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!"

good boi

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thanks Dober. love posting more when some asshole complains

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here we go (12 vids) Oh, and my advice to those that don't like it; just fuck right off valentina-bbc-seeded.mp4 us.wmv 5b.mp4 29.mp4 32.mp4 6.mp4 HJ_facial_cum_slut.wmv HJ_honey_milks_cock.wmv GF_is_a_slut.flv reveals.mp4 Blonde masturbating for daddy.mp4 Good morning daddy.mp4

A guy walked into the doctor's office for an appointment. "Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty receptionist asked."I'll need information for the doctor.""It's rather embarrassing," the guy stammered. "You see, I have a very large and almost constant erection.""Well, the doctor is very busy today," the receptionist cooed, "but maybe I can squeeze you in." A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the wife said, "I bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same time." The husband thought for a few moments, then said, "Your pussy is tighter than your sister's." Two cows standing next to each other in a field. Daisy said to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," said Dolly. "It's true, straight up no bull!"

Wild Thing, I think I love you..., come on, hold me tight

not even remotely the same. lol, you're just in "heat". and the scent you're given off drives all the little boys crazy

He's Just soooooooooo desperate for attention. Fuckin pathetic

can NOT say it any better than that!

I have posted literally dozens of "serious" topics here. NEVER SEEN YOU COMMENT OR CONTRIBUTE ON ANYTHING. So, happy trails...

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