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    Turns out there's some in the bucket. (21 vids) cherry_hilson_shoves_a_big_13_inch_black_monster_into_her_cunt.mp4 brunette_anal_start_to_ir_gangbang_46723.mp4 blonde_takes_a_monster_BBC_20220328_WA0170.mp4 Breakfast in bed_ZD5702.mp4 Vids 7516.mp4 She Loves His Cream.mp4 Creampie-1 do the wife2.mp4 Larissa Escobar sucking her boyfriend.mp4 sucking-cock-from-BBC-in the erotic booth.mp4 deeper than deep (1).mp4 IR - VID-20231020-WAR 0017.mp4 CUCK - VID-20221231-WA0125.mp4 IR - BJ - RXhvqJqsFq03s0wz_2.mp4 grnbl1112.mp4 IR - White Wife bbc squirt - .5 MIN.mp4 IR - Slut wife begs for bbc creampie - 1.2 MIN.mp4 HJ - Asian massage - 1 MIN.mp4 IR - White Wife bbc squirt - .5 MIN (1).mp4 RIDE - Yes yes yes! - .7 MIN.mp4 BJ - cumming-in-the-mouth-of-a-greedy-mulatta-who-loves-to-drink-milk - .5 MIN (1).mp4 Creampie-P-OO1.mp4
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    Lots of wedding rings. Peter, not trying to "ride" you. Just looking out for you. If you're new here, just click on any image for larger, better detail
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    World class Gunner. Very nice Iwish, thanks for sharing
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    Thanks Slapper, glad u dug it.
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    Thanks Gunner. Every time I think there is nothing left to post...
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    There was an old man from Leeds Who swallowed a packet of seeds. Great tuffs of grass Shot out of his arse And his cock was covered in weeds. There was a man named McFeeney Who spilled some gin on his weenie. Not being uncouth, He added vermouth, And slipped his girl a martini. Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she said. So, they ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117, and she won a prize. Next the couple went on the Ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar. The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake. Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim responded, "Oh, Waura - it was wousy." A foursome is waiting at the men's tee while another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it and hacks it another 10 feet. She looks up at the men, who are watching, and says apologetically, "I guess all those fucking lessons I took this winter didn't help." One of the men immediately replies, "Now, you see, that's your problem. You should have taken golf lessons instead." Three friends took their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas, and they all had a great time. A few days after they returned home, the men were sitting around talking about their trip. "I don't think I'm ever going to do that again!" says the first guy. "Since we've been back, my wife flings her arms and hollers '7 come 11' all night long. I haven't had a wink of sleep!" "I hear ya, buddy," the second guy replies. "My wife played blackjack the whole time we were there. Since we've been back, she slaps the bed all night and hollers 'hit me light, hit me hard'. I haven't had a wink of sleep either!" "You guys think you have it bad!" exclaims the third guy. "My wife played the slots the entire time we were there. Every morning I wake up with a sore dick and an ass full of quarters!" A German, an American and an Englishman were exploring the jungle when they came across an breathtakingly beautiful waterfall. After admiring it for a while, the American says, "When I look at this waterfall, I think of the great American Constitution, you know, where every atom of water is like an individual who has the freedom to make its own way through the world in unison with nature." The German says, "When I look at this waterfall, I think of the great German economy, strong and powerful and smooth running." The Englishman, when asked about his thoughts says, "When I look at this waterfall, I think of oral sex." The American and the German look at him in amazement. "What is it about this waterfall makes you think of oral sex?" "Uh, everything I look at makes me think of oral sex."
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    a long one today-and a lot worth clicking on and a lot of wedding rings
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    JACKPOT!!! SOUND ON! Some gold in here. (25 vids) cherry_hilson_shoves_a_big_13_inch_black_monster_into_her_cunt.mp4 brunette_anal_start_to_ir_gangbang_46723.mp4 blonde_takes_a_monster_BBC_20220328_WA0170.mp4 Breakfast in bed_ZD5702.mp4 Vids 7516.mp4 She Loves His Cream.mp4 Creampie-1 do the wife2.mp4 Larissa Escobar sucking her boyfriend.mp4 sucking-cock-from-BBC-in the erotic booth.mp4 deeper than deep (1).mp4 IR - VID-20231020-WAR 0017.mp4 CUCK - VID-20221231-WA0125.mp4 IR - BJ - RXhvqJqsFq03s0wz_2.mp4 grnbl1112.mp4 Z77706.mp4 SELF - BBW - .1 MIN.mp4 -9989213-.mp4 424942169_1creampie.mp4 CUCK - VID-20221231-WA0112.mp4 CUCK - VID-20221114-WA0336.mp4 An extremely beautiful sight.mp4 dlbd1112.mp4 prtyy1112.mp4 mwrkt1112.mp4 fbbc11112.mp4
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    Young brother dick doesn't keep coming back with out at least something to jack off to my friend. And they love showing off their equipment. 45 isn't old and he recons it's experienced pussy
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    Hmm, exchanged phone numbers. .. Did you check texts, folders with images? Peter, there's more than him just chatting her up. My guess they have exchanged hot pics.
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    Theresa is hot Dobe, and she's been around for a while. My guess is she isn't cheap.
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    The morning after an all-night honeymoon expert virtuoso performance in bed, the somewhat amazed but blissfully happy newlywed wife snuggles up to her new hubby and says, "Darling, you are just wonderful. Last night was simply amazing. May I ask how many others were there before me?" After a few moments of silence, the wife becomes a little testy and says, "Come on, I know there must have been some -- I'm waiting." And "Captain Experience" takes a deep breath and says, "Hang on sweetheart, I'm still counting." A guy walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Hey, buddy, if you can think of a good name for this bar, I’ll give you a free beer.” So, the guy goes outside and tries to think of a name. A beautiful lady walks by and he asks her her name. “Sarah,” she says. He looks at her incredible legs and realizes, “Sarah’s Legs” would make a great name for a bar. He goes back inside and tells this story to the bartender, who immediately agrees and renames the bar “Sarah’s Legs.” The next day, the guy is sitting outside the same bar when a lady walks by and asks, “What are you doing out here, handsome?” “Oh, he answers, “I’m just waiting for Sarah’s Legs to open so I can have a couple of quick ones.”
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    Yep, Becky would look lovely with a big dick in her mouth.
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    Hey Peter, just a thought/idea; what about sharing your posts with Becky?
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, he walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, I’m sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.” “Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable asshole!” she screamed. “That’s funny,” he muttered, “You even sound exactly like her.” A wife reaches her husband a silk handkerchief and asks him: "Doesn't this belong to your secretary?" "Where did you find that?", he stutters. "I didn't", she answers. "The mail man found it on your night-stand." A father was explaining the facts of life to his teenage son. After covering the basic biology, he moved on to the finer points of love-making: Dad: One thing to keep in mind, son, is that different women say different things during the sex act, even if you are doing the same thing. Son: What do you mean, Dad? F: Well, for example, their words will vary according to their occupation. For example, a prostitute will tend to say, "Are you done yet?" On the other hand, a nymphomaniac will ask, "Are you done already?" S: What do other women say? F: Well, a school teacher will say, "We are going to do this over and over again until you get it right!" A nurse will say, "This won't hurt one bit." S: I thought they said, "Pull down your pants and bend over." F: That's male nurses. But let's move on, a bank teller will say, "Substantial penalty for early withdrawal." A stewardess will say, "Place this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally." S: And what does mother say? F: She says, "Beige... beige... I think we should paint the ceiling beige." My wife and I were watching Who Wants to Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' ... She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..' So, I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight started...
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    Nice Peter, real nice
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A college student picked his date up at her parents’ home. He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant. To his dismay, she ordered almost everything expensive on the menu: appetizers, lobster, champagne, ... the works! Finally, he asked her, "Does your Mother feed you like this at home?" "No," she said, "but my Mother's not expecting me to give her a blow job later tonight, either." Two girls were discussing their heavy smoking habits. "I get such a yen for a cigarette," said one, "that the only effective countermeasure is to pop a Life Saver into my mouth and suck strongly." "That's all very well for you," huffed her friend. "But I don't happen to live in a house that's right on the beach!" There once was a man named O'Doul, Who discovered red spots on his tool, He went to the doc, Who examined his cock, And said "Wipe off the lipstick, you fool!" There was a young man from Bombay Who fashioned a cunt out of clay But the heat from his prick Turned the clay to a brick And chaffed his foreskin away. My nookie days are over, my pilot light is out. What used to be my sex appeal, is now my water spout. Time was when, of its own accord, from my trousers it would spring. but now I have a full-time job, just to find the blasted thing. It used to be embarrassing, the way it would behave. For every single morning, it would stand and watch me shave. But now as old age approaches, it sure gives me the blues. To see it hang its withered head, and watch me tie my shoes!
  22. secondjag
    ya get what ya get (9 vids) sentindo o sabor Hb.mp4 BBW - UNIVERSITY TEACHER COMING OUT OF ROUTINE WITH ME AT THE MOTEL - PART 02 - .7 MIN.mp4 heterosexual video with a big, super endowed brunette with the horned cuckold's wife 2020 2291.mp4 BJ - VID-20221201-WA0196.mp4 Sprite Ad.WMV ebony Interracial creamy ride.mp4 Chubby_BBW Asian_Wife_Riding_Cock_Bouncing_Tits.mp4 Accepting_those_BBC_loads_3_2.mpeg PAWG.mp4
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A husband had just arrived home from a six-month tour of duty in the Navy. The husband closed the front door, and immediately he and his wife were furiously making love upstairs when, suddenly, the wind slammed a door shut somewhere else in the house. The husband said jokingly, "Oh God! NO! That must be your husband coming home." And the wife replies without thinking, "No, don't worry. He's off in the Navy for six months." A guy had a bad case of hemorrhoids, so he decided to go see his doctor. The doctor says, "It's not too bad, you just need to put these suppositories up your ass. I'll give you the first dose, and you can have your wife give you the second one this evening." "Okay," the man replies, "anything to relieve this pain." He drops his pants, bends over and allows the doctor to do his job. Later that evening he tells his wife what the doctor said and asks her help with the second dose. She tells him to bend over, puts one hand on his shoulder and prepares to insert the suppository. All of the sudden the guy screams, "Oh My God!!" "What's wrong?" asks his wife The man replies, "I just realized -- he had both his hands on my shoulders!"
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    lol, just remember I said it; "famous last words."
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