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    I know exactly what you mean Peter. The long scroll when I'm trying to post is exhausting. Just another failure of the small site I guess.
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    The waitress was tired of this one man always hitting on her, so she came up with a plan. "I'll tell you what, Lover. I'll have sex with you on two conditions. First, it'll cost you 50 bucks. Second, you have to guarantee me that bells will ring and lights will flash." He smiled, handed her $50 and led her over to the pinball machine. Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing! Father: Really, what? Boy: That the potato should go in the front. There was a young woman named Maud, Who found herself now and then floored, Or bedded, or chaired, Or top of the staired. Oh, well, it's the life of a broad. There was a young stud from Missouri Who fucked with astonishing fury 'Til taken to court!" For his vigorous sport, And condemned by a poorly-hung jury. A young man in a Corvette yelled at Susie and her friend, "Hey, Susie! How ya doin'?" Susie yelled back, "Hi, Sixty-Four! Doing great. See you later." Susie's friend thought Sixty-Four was an odd name and commented so. Susie explained, "That's because he has six inches, but he's good for four times a night." Later, a guy in a BMW yelled out and Susie yelled back, "Hey, Seventy-Two! How are things?" "Seventy-Two?” asked her friend. Susie explained, "He has seven inches, but he's only good for twice a night." Then a guy rode past on a bicycle and gave Susie gave a shout. She replied, "Hey, Johnny Walker! How's it going?" When he was out of sight, Susie's friend said, "Wait a minute. I know him. His name isn't Johnny Walker. Johnny Walker is a liquor." Susie replied, "So, you've broken my code already!" Three explorers were in the deepest darkest jungles of Africa, and were captured by a pigmy tribe. The tribe brings them before the chief, who declares that the explorers were tracking across secret hunting grounds, and the penalty was death. One explorer asks the chief if they are to die, could they choose the way they wanted to go. After much consideration, the chief agreed. The first explorer loved to eat, and wanted to eat himself to death. The tribe puts him in a hut with 10,000 lbs of food, and two guards outside the door to make sure he doesn't escape. The second explorer loved to drink, and wanted to drink himself to death. Again, the tribe puts him in a hut with 10,000 gals of booze, and two guards outside the door to make sure he doesn't escape. The third explored loved to screw women. This took a little time, as the tribe had to construct a large hut and collect 10,000 naked women. They finally got it all together, placed the explorer in the hut with 10,000 naked women, and two guards outside the hut to make sure he didn't escape. Time rolled by, and about 3 months later the chief remembered that he had to see how the punishment of the three explorers turned out. He went to the first hut, and found the man had ate so much, he exploded. He had the two guards clean up the mess and dismissed them. In the second hut, the explorer drank so much, he puked his guts out. The chief had the two guards clean up the mess, and dismissed them. You'd never guess what the chief found in the third hut... 10,000 pregnant women, two guards outside the door with red asses, and the explorer jacking off in the corner!
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    Glad u dug them Gloria. I sometimes look at them as art as well. Don't know if you are aware but if you see one you like, generally you can click on it for full sized, more detail photo. Thanks again and nice hearing from you.
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    Why yes Aunt Mary; I did it on purpose to chase away all the pretenders. Dober, relax. We can't know at what stage of the blowjob the pic was taken. It's all good my friend.
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    If you're gonna beat the king; you have to kill the king. fuck this house ( 5 vids) IR - BJ - she enjoys step son's cock - .9 MIN (1).mp4 1 do the girlfriend (1).mp4 L Lesbo (1).mp4 IR - Pounding out a wife - 1.5 MIN.mp4 Wife with friends.mp4 BJ - 10XXX, CALDEARENAS (AH) 10.mp4
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    I asked this girl to go to a movie with me, and she said, "No, I won't go to the movie with you, because I know what you will do! You will unbutton my blouse with one hand, and have your other hand on my leg!" I said "I wouldn't dare do that! Why people behind me could see us!" She says, "That's right, so could we get there early and get seats in the back row?" This young swimmer from the Australian Olympic team manages to sneak his new girlfriend, a gorgeous Danish gymnast, into his room at the Olympic Village. Once she's inside, he quickly switches out all the lights and they rapidly disrobe and leap onto his bed in a flurry of athletic achievement. After about twenty minutes of wild sex they both collapse back on the bed in exhaustion. The girl looks admiringly across at the swimmer in the dim light. His beautifully-developed muscles, tanned skin and smooth-shaven scalp glisten with little beads of sweat as he lays beside her. She's really pleased to have met this guy. At this point the swimmer slowly struggles up from the bed. He fumbles the lid off a bottle on the bedside table, pours himself a small shot in a glass and drinks it down in one gulp. Then he stands bolt upright, takes a deep breath and, in a surprisingly energetic motion, dives under the bed, climbing out the other side and beating his chest like a gorilla. Then he vaults back on top of the girl and commences a frantic repeat performance. The Danish girl is very impressed with the gusto of this second encounter. Somehow the Aussie has completely recovered from his previous exhaustion! After nearly half an hour of wild activity in every possible position, the gasping male swimmer again crawls out of bed and swallows another shot of the mysterious liquid. Once more he dives under the bed, emerges on the other side, beats his chest and commences to make love all over AGAIN. The girl is just amazed and delighted as the action continues at the same blistering pace as before. In the darkness, she can't properly see what kind of tonic is causing these incredible transformations, but she sure likes the effect! More than an hour later, after another repeat of the strange drinking ritual on his part, and a whole string of ecstatic multiple orgasms on her part, the Danish girl is now feeling rather faint herself. "Just a minute, big boy," she whispers to the panting bald-headed Aussie, "I think I need to try some of your tonic!" She rises unsteadily and pours a small shot of the liquid. She braces herself for some sort of medicinal effect, but actually it just tastes like Coca-Cola. Then she stands up straight, takes a deep breath and dives under the bed -- only to smash straight into the three other exhausted members of the Australian relay team. A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of ill-repute, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's not so bad." When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation. Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith."
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    got a boatload today; stop whining. take your time; this will be on the test. 👩‍🏫
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    Ok, we're gonna get a little crazy here. It's a jackpot so I'll break it up. Post 4 of 4. (15 vids) 55-MINI STALLION RIDES THAT BBC.mp4 IR - Black Bull filling my Sweet wife's white pussy - 1.5 MIN.mp4 Bruna Vieira deliciosa mamando o negão e cavalgando na piroca Hb.mp4 Brazilian_ir_fun.mp4 blonde_ir_doggy_fuck_AtéOTalo.mp4 blacked and luvin it.mp4 IR - Blindfolded wife tries her first bbc - 42 MIN.mp4 Creampie-1 bbc.mp4 1 blacked3.mp4 1 blacked2.mp4 1 blacked.mp4 1 black beach.mp4 1 bbc (2).mp4 1 bare sex.mp4 99-Blonde Gets Pussy Stretched And Destroyed by Monster BBC.mp4
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    Ok, we're gonna get a little crazy here. It's a jackpot so I'll break it up. Post 3 of 4. (10 vids) 301996.mp4 1211 GUT.mp4 99-Thick Ebony gets fucked like there's no tomorrow .mp4 99-ride it cowgirl ride it.mp4 1 do the wife16.mp4 1 do the wife13.mp4 1 caption2 (9)axxx.mp4 1 blacked17.mp4 772376.mp4 1692943611_11OMGcanshehandlesomuchblackcock.mp4
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    Ok, we're gonna get a little crazy here. It's a jackpot so I'll break it up. Post 2 of 4. (10 vids) 99-nice balls.mp4 99-MILF loves BBC.mp4 99-luvin dat black monster.mp4 A PRIMA SAFADA DEU MOLE, É VAPO!!! Hb.mp4 A BBC Cam Show.mp4 black10.mp4 black9.mp4 black7.mp4 black_hair_n_brunette_FFM_trio_fucking_blacked27.mp4 bigg4-7.webm
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    Ok, we're gonna get a little crazy here. It's a jackpot so I'll break it up. Post 1 of 4. (10 vids) Bbc vs milf.mp4 BBC fucking wife and horn fucking(1).mp4 as-raves-e-baladas-na-jamaica-sao-um-pouco-diferentes HB.mp4 good cucky (1).mp4 IR - REV - 1 ebony2.mp4 CUCK - VID-20230610-WA0044.mp4 IR - 1 good morning2.mp4 IR - BJ - she enjoys step son's cock - .9 MIN.mp4 Creampie-Letting strangers come inside.mp4 The couple and their friend.mp4
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    Yeah, except I'd have never let her disrespect you that way Peter. Besides, I fuck 'em, I don't marry "em.
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    After the Sunday game, Norman figured he better spend some quality time with his wife. He climbs upstairs, walks in the bedroom and crawls into bed. "Alright honey," he says, "Give me a play you want me to run." "How about Foreplay?" his wife replies. "What's the Four Play?" says Todd. "You know," the wife says, "It happens before the two-minute warning." How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it. Jill was a knockout, but alas, she also was virtually brainless.Fortunately, this was no drawback as far as John's plans for the evening were concerned. He was delighted when she agreed to come up to his apartment for a night cap.As he prepared the drinks, full of anticipation, Jill explored the apartment, stopping now and then to examine a painting or a book title, she didn't quite understand. Finally, she stopped dead in front of his fireplace."What on Earth is that?" she asked pointing to a carved wooden object lying on the mantel."Oh, that. It's African," he replied. "They use them in their fertility rites. It's a phallic symbol.""Oh, I see." stated Jill demurely. "I'd hate to tell you what it looks like!" There are two sperm and they're swimming and swimming and swimming for what seems like forever. They're starting to get tired and one sperm says to the other, "Do you think we should pull over and ask for directions?"The other sperm replies, "Naaaahhhhh, we can find it."So, they keep swimming. Finally, they see another sperm, who's almost dead, and decide to stop and ask for directions. They ask, "Do you think you can help us get to where we are going?"The almost dead sperm says, "I'll try, where ya going?"The two sperms reply, "Well, we're trying to find the fallopian tubes so that we can try and fertilize the egg."The almost dead sperm just starts laughing. The other two sperms look at one another, somewhat confused, and ask, "What's so funny?"The almost dead sperm finally regains his composure and replies, "Well, you guys have a long way to go...... you're still in the esophagus."
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    Don't know; maybe just phoning it in. (9 vids) cherry_hilson_shoves_a_big_13_inch_black_monster_into_her_cunt.mp4 NO CU DA SAFADA.mp4 não aguentou Hb.mp4 ! wife fucks BBC bull cum inter.mp4 BRASILIA-DF-DF-FOI.mp4 rolling wire.mp4 The good, bad & ugly.mp4 L Lesbo.mp4 VID-20230907-WA0008.mp4
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    Nice work Peter. Loved 'em all.
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    Love to see a cuckold being fed under a proper fucking Dobe. Great stuff.
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    Very nice stuff Lucs; thanks for sharing.
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    There are a blonde, brunette, and a redhead at a maternity ward.The redhead says she's having a girl because when she had sex she was on top.The brunette says she's having a boy because the guy was on top.The brunette and redhead both notice the blonde starting to cry.They asked her what was wrong and she said, "I'm having puppies." An abstract noun," the teacher said, "is something you can think of, but you can't touch it. Can you give me an example of one?" "Sure," a teenage boy replied. "Your tits." Why is a woman's pussy like a warm toilet seat? They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you. There Are four kinds of sex: HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom. HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU" COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got. A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist." The guy, surprised, says "Yes! How did you figure that out?" "Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands." One thing led to another and they make love. After they have done, the girl says, "You must be a good dentist." The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?" "Didn't feel a thing!"
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    You are most welcome Peter. There are more dressed/undressed in this somewhat abridged post. Enjoy
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    Ho Hum. (5 vids) X-ray Glasses.mp4 BJ - Thayna giving her gifted boyfriend a greedy blowjob - 4 MIN.mp4 IR - Joanne Blacked 2 - 16.7 MIN.mp4 1 do the girlfriend.mp4 1367544498_AmateurInterracial(1).mp4
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    The young hooker reports for her first day at the brothel.The madam says to her, " Do you have any questions?"The hooker replies, " Yes, I was wondering how long penises should be sucked?"The madam says," The same as the short ones." There was this young fellow from Yale,Whose face was exceedingly pale.He spent his vacation,In self-masturbation,Because of the high price of tail. It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it?"Heavens no, we bought it.""Then why don't you drive it away.""We can't drive.""Then why did you buy it?""We were told that if we bought a car here, we'd get screwed. So, we're just waiting." Shortly after a new police commissioner took office, the local house of pleasure was raided and the girls were lined up outside for questioning by the police. A little old lady chanced to walk by and, noticing the commotion, asked what was happening. As a joke, one of the chicks told her they were standing in line for free lollipops. A few minutes later, a cop approached the elderly woman and asked, "Aren't you a bit old for this?" "Officer," she cackled, "as long as they keep making them, I'll keep sucking them." There was the guy who loved nothing better than to sit at nearby bar for long evenings and get stoned with his cronies. But his wife was a social climber, and was prone to having her "ladies" in for bridge etc. This one night she didn't want him to be around embarrassing her, so she told him to stay out as late as he wished, just don't come in and make another scene. Well, he came in the back door a little early, as she was preparing tea and some delicate little sandwiches, and was infuriated at his early return home. "You keep your mouth shut, and go upstairs to bed" she told him. "Oh, relax," says he, "I'll just take a cup of coffee, say good evening to the ladies, and I'll be gone." "Just keep your mouth shut," said she again. Well, when she finally went back into the living room, all the ladies were gone, and he sat there alone. She 'flipped' and told him she was going to divorce him and take everything he had, but he said, "wait a minute, you have to hear my side of the story." "I came in here , sat down, and said good evening to the ladies, and they carried on. One lady said she was having trouble with mice in her house, and another lady suggested she stuff their holes with steel wool, and all I said was, who is going to hold their little legs while you do it?
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